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"White Wetting", Way to Die #246, is the sixth death to be featured in "Locked and Low Dead", which aired on February 29, 2012.

Plot

Elroy is a drug addict who gets high on PCP-laced cigarettes. Elroy soon wrecks havoc on a local supermarket, destroying several aisles in the process. The rent-a-cop guarding the supermarket doesn't notice Elroy since he is too busy talking to citizens. Elroy then goes behind the deli area and wears a mask of meat on his face, dubbing himself "The Meat Man". The rent-a-cop soon notices and chases Elroy around the store. Elroy successfully manages to evade the cop, but slips and slides into a pyramid of large beer kegs, which collapse on top of him and all of them crush his body and flatten his head. Due to the anesthetic effects of the PCP, Elroy was unable to feel any pain.

"Elroy destroyed his mind, and then a supermarket, and then himself."

"Clean up on aisle 6."

Interviewees

  • Dr. Caroline Caro
  • Dr. Boyd Flinders

Goofs

  • The description for this death on the Spike TV website mistakenly says that Elroy dies because he cut his hand on a deli-slicer.
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