Way to Die #595
"Wedding Crasher"
Name of the death is a pun on "wedding crash"
Wedding Crasher
Date May 12, 2002
Location Ramsey, New Jersey
Episode this death
was featured in
"Tweets From the Dead"

"Wedding Crasher", Way to Die #595, is the third death featured in "Tweets From the Dead", which aired on March 26, 2012.


A young woman named Carla proceeds to marry a much older and richer man named James. Carla's drunken ex-boyfriend Perry is also in attendance at the wedding, bitter that Carla is marrying someone else and not him. Once the priest asks if anyone objects to the marriage, Perry gets up and pleads to her not to marry James and flashes everyone (by tearing off all of his clothes) to show Carla what she's gonna miss out on while the other attendees watch. After mooning the priest, the priest orders the other attendees to catch Perry, but Perry runs into what he thinks is an open doorway, but is really a glass window, which cuts through his exposed flesh, slices his veins, arteries and pierces his heart. Thus causing him to massively bleed out.

"Carla chose stability and money over her hot-headed ex. Perry decided to show everyone exactly what she would be missing. Carla said I do, and then Perry said... I'm done."


  • The dialogue "Carla said I do, and then Perry said...I'm done." was recycled from an earlier wedding themed death "Died-Zilla" in which it was Katie's "bath-salted heart said I don't, and Katie said I'm done."
  • This is one of the times where someone appears nude and dies that way.
  • This is another wedding themed "1000 Ways to Die."
  • The title of the death is similar to the movie with the same name
  • This Death is Also Called “Feliz Navidead” On the spike website