|Way to Die #135|
|Name of the death is a pun on "wasted"|
|Date||September 10, 2010|
|Location||North Perkin, Illinois|
| Episode this death|
was featured in
|"It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World"|
"Waste Dead", Way to Die #135, is the fifth death featured in "It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World", which aired on July 15, 2012.
Chris is a little man who is obsessed with the internet sensation known as planking (where a person lies face down in various places). Chris has his stripper girlfriend take photos of him planking in various places at a local playground. His girlfriend is a camerawoman. Then, when a pissed off soccer mom with a kid tries to take back the playground, he tells her to go away in a form of abuse. He comes across a seesaw and attempts to plank on it, little did they know, when the airplane passed out, a piece of "blue-ice" (A solid mixture of sewage and disinfectant) lands on the other side of the seesaw, launching him high into the air and he lands on the top crossbar of a swing set, which breaks his ribs and punctures his heart and lungs, causing him to die from massive internal bleeding. His girlfriend is left terrified.
"Chris was a little guy who thought big. He wanted his planking photos to make him famous. His career did get launched, but it was the re-entry.... that killed him."
- Dr. Robert Pousman - Critical Care Specalism
- Kaiden Delian - Chris (lead: intended victim)
- Arianna Vazquez - Chris’s Girlfriend (lead)
- Continuity: When Chris gets launched toward the crossbar, there is a yellow flag at the end of it and is clearly flying through the middle crossbar. But when he lands, the flag is in the middle (where he also lands as mentioned earlier).
- Crew or Equipment Visible: As Chris goes flying, a cable (coming out of his back) can be seen supporting him. It's more noticeable when he lands.
- Plank Spanked (Spike TV website)
- Tattled by a Seesaw
- A Fall Of a Rock Paper Scissors (Called In UK 1000 Ways To Die)
- Rocked Up