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"Washed And Fried", Way to Die #238, is the first death featured in "Death Watch", which aired on January 27, 2010, and the first death in the Death By Request: Special episode, which aired on October 24, 2011.

Plot[]

Five cheerleaders from Simi Valley University are promoting a car wash to raise some money. The fact is, Simi Valley University doesn't exist at all, and these so-called "cheerleaders" are actually strippers. They were desperate to earn more money and they accept whatever payment a customer has. One of their customers, a perverted elderly widower named Harold, cruised into the car wash, and said how dirty his car was. He was going into the car wash version of a happy ending when he saw how sexy the strippers were. One of them got a power buffer to polish Harold's car, but little did she know that the buffer's cord was exposed and is near a pool of water. The buffer gets wet by an igniting spark, electrocuting all five strippers in the process, who were dead before they could hit the pavement.

"Thank god my wife died!" - Harold, in the middle of the car wash

"Harold was about to reach the car wash version of a happy ending. To polish off the old geezer, they brought out an electric buffer. But these little misdemeanors had a bad connection..."

Transcript[]

(Death by Riff Rock 2 is playing, 5 cheerleaders promote some drivers a car wash, the driver honks the truck to the cheerleaders)

Narrator: The cheerleaders of Simi Valley U had a great idea to raise some cash:

(As that, they clean the car in order to gain money)

Narrator: They have a car wash.

Cheerleaders: (Chanting) We're Simi. We're Simi. We're Simi Valley U. Give us all your money, and we'll take care of you.

Narrator: Thing is: there is no Simi Valley University, these girls were strippers. Out to make some quick daytime cash.

Male Driver: Hey, how much is it, ladies?

Blonde Stripper: Whatever you got in your wallet, big boy.

Other Strippers: (Giggle)

Male Driver: Let's do it.

Strippers: (Whooping)

Narrator: Not that the customers gave it much thought, they were far too mesmerized by their student bodies.

(Death by Riff Rock 1 is playing)

Stephanie Carrion: Women have... uh, definite easier way to pull a con than men do.

Pigtail Hair Stripper: (Giggles)

Stephanie Carrion: A man would open his wallet to sexy woman. Faster than another woman will. Because men, pick with their heads between their legs. Not with the head on their shoulders.

([] is playing)

Narrator: The wash-and-whack scam was really working.

-Narrator: And a scissoring lap dance move to shine up the hood, insure a big pay-off.
-Driver: Alright...
-Strippers: Thank you.

Black Driver: How about a group hug?

(Strippers hug the driver)

Strippers: Group hug! (Cheer)

(The next customer shows up)

-Strippers: Hey!
-Harold: Hey.

Harold: It's really big and dirty. Can you help me out?

Narrator: Harold was a lewder one. On his way to return some spanking videos, when he spotted the hot action.

Harold: You don’t mind if I climb in the back there, while you wash this van?

Strippers: (Cheer)

(Strippers start washing the van, James Brown Bond is playing)

Narrator: The girls put on a 5-star show, and the old perv lapped it up.

Strippers: (Giggle)

Harold: (Laughs of joy)

(Harold "kisses" the stripper on the windshield)

Narrator: This was way better than any spanking video.

Harold: Oh, yeah, stretch way up! Thank god my wife died!

Narrator: Harold was about to reach the car wash version of a happy ending.

(The curly black hair stripper turns on the electric buffer to polish Harold's van)

Narrator: To polish off the old geezer, they brought out an electric buffer. But these little misdemeanors had a bad connection...

(Death by Riff Rock 1 is resuming, the buffer gets wet by an igniting spark, electrocuting all five strippers in the process, who were dead before they could hit the pavement, Harold is stunned; Medical Malpractice Death is playing)

Dr. Ramon Cestero: In this scenario where... the individuals are electrified and they're all in contact, the electricity travel from one individual to the rest of them. Taking path of their existence.

(5 CGI humans' hearts are electrified)

Dr. Ramon Cestero: Which will then fall and then the heart will just fibrillate. So the muscles are discontracting into penalty, and not instantly unit, and the heart would just look like a bag of worms, moving around without any effect.

(Recap, the strippers promote some car wash, [] is playing)

Narrator: The phony cheerleaders got a big charge out of bilking their horn dog customers.

(The buffer gets wet by an igniting spark, electrocuting all five strippers in the process and die, Innocent Death is playing fast)

-Cheerleaders: (Chanting) We're Simi. We're Simi. We're Simi Valley U. Give us all your money, and we'll take care of you. (Whooping)
-Narrator: Give me a D, give me an E, give me an A, and another D. What do we got?

(D-E-A-D, D-E-A-D, D-E-A-D)

Cast & Interviewees[]

Trivia[]

  • This death scene is awarded the "Sexiest Death" in the Death By Request: Special episode.
  • This death has the most number of females that died in a story.
  • This is the second death that Occurred in Simi Valley, First death that occurred in Simi Valley was Pained Gun.
  • Stephanie Carrion also interviewed in OMG! SUV! R.I.P., but she was reformed at that segment.
  • Even though Simi Valley U is not real, and as said here. Deaths like Beer Bashed and Who Fart-dead? have referenced students from "Simi Valley U".
  • The strippers' death is similar to that Nikolai's death in Chess Pain.

Foreign names[]

  • Lavado y frito (Washed and Fried) - Latin American Spanish dub
  • Limpias y fritas (Clean and Fried) - Spanish dub
  • Porażenie kolektywne (Collective Paralysis) - Polish voice-over (old)
  • Umyte i wstrząśnięte (Washed and Shaken) - Polish voice-over (new)

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