Way to Die #114
"Vegged Out"
Name of the death is a pun on "veg out"
Vegged Out
Date August 13, 2004
Location Naperville, Illinois
Episode this death
was featured in
"Putting a Happy Face on Death"
"Tanks For Nothing"
"Lady & The Trampled"

"Vegged Out", Way to Die #114, is the seventh and final death to be featured in "Putting a Happy Face on Death", which aired on December 30, 2009.


A woman named Patty is tending to her garden when a cyclist pulls up next to her, needing help with his flat tire. Patty becomes enamored by how well-endowed he is and he agrees to go out on a date with her sometime. To prepare for her date, Patty practices fellatio on a zucchini, but she accidentally steps onto the blade of a hoe lying on the ground. The handle swings up, lodging the zucchini down Patty's throat and causing her to choke to death.

"Patty tried to prepare for her big date. She just bit off more than she could chew."


  • Dr. Steven Burstein - Cardiologist