1000 WTD (brand new homemade logo)

The Brand-New Homemade "1000 Ways to Die" logo. Font: Viking Stencil. Box-Cutting blade (with a sparkle dot at the edge of the blade) for "1", \\' = "Slasher Font" (from "Western International Syndication" logo) for "W", Bloody Skull for "O" and a Stabbed Sword and bloodline for "I". As the sword strikes on the ground, it reveals the homemade logo while the blood comes out of this ground below the sword.

"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
"OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).

NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.

"1000 Ways to Die" -- Segments 901 - 1000

Death # "Event" Name Taken from Circumstances of Death
901 Clash of Titanic Cure for the Common Death, Part III -- Segment 5 In the movie "Titanic" (1997), the ship's collision with an iceberg and overhear the ship's officers and designer outline its seriousness. Jack and Rose ran to the top deck. All lifeboats have departed and passengers are falling to their deaths as the stern rises out of the water. The ship breaks in half, and the stern side rises 90-degrees into the air. As it sinks, Jack and Rose ride the stern into the ocean.
902 Sun-Burst Cancer Have the Dead Meals -- Segment 3 A scam artist poses as a lifeguard as he didn't brought his suntan lotion. As he sleeps, he got sunburn and died of hyperthermia cancer.
903 The Chessboard Killer The President of Death -- Segment 3 Alexander Pichushkin is believed to have killed at least 49 people and up to 61–63 people in southwest Moscow's Bitsa Park, where several of the victims' bodies were found. He was arrested on June 15, 2006, and convicted on October 24, 2007 of 49 murders and three attempted murders. He asked a Russian court to add an additional 11 victims to his body count, bringing his claimed death toll to 60 and 3 surviving victims. During the trial, he was housed in a glass cage. It took Judge Vladimir Usov an hour to read the verdict: life in prison with the first 15 years to be spent in solitary confinement and paroleless (no parloe).
904 Alcide Suicide (aka The Alcide Nunez Story) Today's News is Death -- Segment 1 On September 2, 1934, Alcide Nunez, who was an early white American jazz clarinetist, began to lose his teeth, died of a heart attack after he was almost unable to play his clarinet with which had worked on most of the bands in which he participated, two years earlier, and returned with his family to New Orleans, where he got a denture and returned to play with various bands in addition to his day job with the police department until his death.
905 Owen Ouch (aka The Owen Eugene Armstrong Story) Deadly Thoughts -- Segment 1 On September 20, 2004, Owen Eugene Armstrong was the first of three hostages in Iraq to be executed by al-Zarqawi's group Jama'at al-Tawhid wal-Jihad. Believed to be personally beheaded by Zarqawi, this was the second instance in 2004 of Zarqawi utilizing this new method of cyber terrorism since the Nick Berg beheading. Owen Eugene Armstrong has been decapitated.
906 Eddy-Stoned Lighthouse (aka Lighthouse of Doom) Fear of Death -- Segment 5 In 1755 AD, Henry Hall died from injuries he sustained after molten lead fell into his throat while looking up at a burning lighthouse.
907 N.I.M.H. of Nusiance Ultimate Sacrifices -- Segment 5 On June 10, 1987, in Pittsburg, PA. Elizabeth Hartman committed suicide by jumping from fifth floor window of her apartment after the movie "The Secret of N.I.M.H." (1982) has been theatrical released five years previously. Earlier that morning, she had reportedly called her psychiatrist saying that she fell down. Hartman's remains were subsequently buried at Forest Lawn Memorial Park Cemetery in her home town.
908 Fight on a Flight The Search for Death -- Segment 3 In this movie "United 93" (2006), Ziad Jarrah shakes the plane violently but the passengers manage to enter the cockpit; however, as they attempt to gain control, the plane plummets into an upside down nosedive. Passengers are heard screaming, wind is heard, and hands are seen grappling for the yoke. Plane Crashed during 9/11 Attacks.
909 Storm-chased by a Tornado Dead or Alive -- Segment 5 The two storm chasers attempt to deploy DOT-3, but due to a lack of judgment, their truck is caught by the tornado and they are killed. Based on the movie "Twister" (1996).
910 Gangrene Gangster Dead Again -- Segment 3 In 1884, Allan Pinkerton, detective, spy, and founder of the Pinkerton National Detective Agency, allegedly died when he contracted gangrene after slipping and biting his tongue; however, conflicting reports indicate that he died of a stroke instead.
911 P**** de Milo (aka Sculpt-A-Death) Sor-Dead Affair -- Segment 1 On March 28, 1993, in Montreal, Canada. A sculptor chiseling away at his latest project is dumped by his attention (and s**) starved wife. Lonely, the sculptor decides to chisel a v*****l opening at the base of the statue and have s** with it. Exhausted from having s** with his work of art, he tries to get up, only to find himself stuck on the statue due to p*******. The sculptor screams for help, but no one comes to his aide. The sculptor then tries to wriggle out of it. The sculptor manages to free himself, but not before his unfinished statue crashes down on his chest, causing flail chest by shattering his ribs and asphyxiating him.
912 Backdraft B****** (aka Caught in the Backdraft) Date with Death -- Segment 2 On February 20, 2003, in West Warwick, RI. The fire, what's began at The Station... a glam metal and rock and roll themed nightclub located at 211 Cowesett Avenue, killing 100 people.
913 Dead Meat-Eorite (aka Meteorite Strikes) Death On Arrival -- Segment 7 / Death By Request -- Segment 4C On May 11, 2006, in Woodland Hills, CA. At an outdoor pool party, a man tries to make friends by telling them about Christianity, but is unsuccessful. Later, while standing beside the pool to talk to a girl, a stray meteorite descending towards Earth strikes him through the chest, killing him.
914 Lazy Bumday (aka Dirty Rotting Scoundrel) Locked and Low Dead -- Segment 5 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 98 On January 5, 2001, in Homestead, FL. A lazy, overweight scammer who has been confined to a wheelchair from his ankles breaking pretends to be a crippled Gulf War veteran for money. After coming home to his slovenly house from his latest con, the man begins itching violently and discovers several maggots feasting on his infected bedsores. As the man freaks out, he collapses and dies —- not from the maggots eating him alive, but from massive heart failure caused by years of poor dieting and no exercise.
915 Bush Whacked 3: Waxed Off (aka Water-Waxed) Dirt Nap -- Segment 2 On November 13, 2005, in Los Angeles, CA. An angry woman goes to a spa run by two Korean women. After enduring her constant complaints, the masseuse and spa owner decide to give her a free bikini wax. One of the waxing strips catches fire and ignites her p**** hair when it is brought too close. The spa workers put out the fire, but the smoke sets off the sprinkler system and drenches everybody in the room. The woman dies from anaphylactic shock caused by aquagenic urticaria (a rare, allergic reaction to water) before she can run out.
916 Deat-Beat Drag Boat Dying Out -- Segment 6 During the speedboat racing, A speedboat racer, who looks like David Ferguson, crashes his speedboat thrice (three times). He crashed once in 2002. He crashed again in 2004. Then, finally... he crashed and drowned in 2007.
917 Chicken Boned (aka Chicken Brittle) Deadliest Kitsch -- Segment 5 On August 1, 1998, Cedar Rapids, IA. A bored group of friends decide to play "chicken" (performing dangerous stunts to see who will back out first). One of the boys challenges the other to hold a lit M-80 in his mouth. When the second boy backs out, the first cries in victory but accidentally swallows the M-80, which enters his trachea, and blows apart his head and throat.
918 Playing with Mice and Roaches (aka Ex-Terminated) Endless Deaths -- Segment 4 In this terrible place, a scam artist pretends to be exterminator, but undfotunately, the pests, such as cockroaches and mice kill the scammed exterminator, It's a rip-off of "Creepshow" (1982).
919 Inqusi-Torn Death On A Stick -- Segment 6 On June 6, 1483, in Cordoba, Spain. An inventor of the Spanish Donkey is denounced as a heretic during the Spanish Inquisition. He is then placed on his own device and slowly is split to death.
920 Baboon B******s (aka The Angry Baboons) Law & Death -- Segment 6 On February 12, 2006. in Cape Town. Concern is mounting after the baboons used several recent baboon attacks left a Cape Town human couples to death.
921 Dollhouse Disasters Journey to the Center of Death -- Segment 6 The dollhouse couple murdered three teenage girls, until one day, the cop killed the dollhouse couple. Based on a dollhouse crime story between Karla Homolka and her ex-husband Paul Bernardo.
922 The Three Wild Animals The President of Death -- Segment 6 In 2008, a scam artists as a zoo janitor at the Singapore Zoo, committed suicide by entering an enclosure containing three wild animals (a lion, a tiger, and a bear) and provoking them with brooms and a pail until they mauled him to death. Based on a tragic story of Nordin Montong.
923 USS Princeton B****** (aka Cannon Fire of 1844) Tales from the Dead -- Segment 6 On February 28, 1844, The disaster occurred after Thomas Gilmer urged everyone to go upstairs for another demonstration of the guns. President Tyler was luckily stopped for drinks by another dignitary. As the Peacemaker fired one last time it exploded instantly sending hot metal around the deck, killing 6, and injuring 20. The dead included Secretary of State Abel Upshur, Secretary of the Navy Thomas Gilmer, David Gardiner, Captain Beverly Kennon, the Chief of the Bureau of Construction, Virgil Maxcy of Maryland, and a slave named Armistead.
924 D*** Powerlines (aka Down Powerlines) Law & Death -- Segment 7 During this ultimate heavtwave season, at least 12 people, from Ohio to New Jersey, were killed as a result of downed trees and power lines. The destruction prompted the governors of Virginia, West Virginia and Ohio to declare states of emergency, with Maryland indicating it would do the same.
925 Percy Mercy Cure for the Common Death, Part IV -- Segment 6 On July 8, 1822, Percy Bysshe Shelley drowned in a sudden storm while sailing back from Leghorn (Livorno) to Lerici in his schooner, Don Juan. In fact the Don Juan was seaworthy; the sinking was due to a severe storm and poor seamanship of the three men on board.
926 Attacking Andrii Abazyn Death of Anarchy -- Segment 6 Andrii Abazyn was a Ukrainian colonel in the Bratislav Regiment and leader of the Cossack formations in Right-Bank Ukraine until he was eventually captured by the Poles on February 20, 1703 and later executed.
927 Splattered Spartacus Deadly Thoughts -- Segment 2 In 71 BC, the final battle that saw the defeat of Spartacus took place on the present territory of Senerchia on the right bank of the river Sele in the area that includes the border with Oliveto Citra up to those of Calabritto, near the village of Quaglietta, in High Sele Valley, which at that time was part of Lucania. In this area, in the past decades, there have been finds of armor and swords of the Roman era. On the battle, Spartacus was killed, but his body was never found. 6,000 survivors of the revolt captured by the legions of Crassus were crucified, lining the Appian Way from Rome to Capua.
928 Poweline Buffoon Arson Attack -- Segment 2 On June 6, 2012, in Louisville, Kentucky. A marriage proposal in southern Indiana concluded with a shock, when the hot air balloon carrying the future bride and groom hit a power line and knocked the pilot unconscious. They died suddenly from an accident between a hot-air balloon and a power line.
929 Turtle Waxed (aka Turtle Shelled) Fatal Distractions -- Segment 5 On August 17, 2010, in Mojave National Park. An animal poaching married couple attempt to find rare animals to sell on the wildlife black market. They spot a rare, endangered turtle, and the husband attempts to capture it. However, before he can grab the turtle, a bald eagle swoops down and snatches it. The eagle drops the turtle from a high altitude to break its shell, but it lands on the husband's head, breaking through his skull and sending him into cardiac arrest.
930 Injecti-cide (aka Filler' Up) Death Puts On a Dunce Cap -- Segment 5 On January 11, 2008, in Monterey, CA. An elderly, former supermodel and beauty queen injects corn oil into her face to keep her skin looking fresh and beautiful as a substitute for expensive Botox injections. Eventually, the oil makes her bleed out from her eyes and lips and causes cell death in her heart and lungs.
931 Tasered Death Behind Bars -- Segment 1 On July 29, 2008, in Statesville, NC. A shoplifted man dies after being taser shocked multiple times while in police custody, arrested for shoplifting an Applebee's gift card.
932 Gary Chapped (aka The Gary Chapman Story) Make a Death Wish -- Segment 2 On September 23, 1978, an Australian freestyle swimmer of the 1950s named Gary Chapman and a friend died after a boat belonging to him capsized near Little Bay, New South Wales, in the south of Sydney. Their bodies were never recovered.
933 Beckman Bashed Ultimate Sacrifices -- Segment 6 Brandon M. Beckman was driving a 2008 Nissan Altima westbound on Highway 55 near North Shore Drive when it crossed over into the eastbound traffic lane and struck a 2006 Sterling tandem truck, according to the Minnesota State Patrol. The tandem truck was being driven by Thomas W. Nielsen of Elk River. Beckman was transported to North Memorial Medical Center in Robbinsdale where he died from injuries sustained.
934 Ball on the Face (aka Sported Sphere Strikes) World's Wildest Death Videos -- Segment 2 On February 23, 1998, in Dhaka, Bangladesh. Raman Lamba, who was an Indian cricketer, got seriously hit on the forehead by a full blooded pull by Mehrab Hossain off left arm spinner Saifullah Khan while fielding at forward short leg, without a helmet, for Dhaka's leading club, Abahani Krira Chakra, in the final of the Premier Division cricket match versus Mohammendan Sporting Club at the Dhaka Bangabandhu Stadium because he suffered an internal hemorrhage and slipped into coma. Despite a neurosurgeon being flown in from Delhi, all efforts went in vain and finally his ventilator was removed declaring him dead.
935 Torrential Typhoony (aka Torrential Typhoon) Arson Attack -- Segment 3 On August 28, 2012, at the Korean Pennisula. Typhoon Bolaven, a powerful tropical cyclone that pounded the Korean Peninsula last week, killed 48 people in the country and left more than 21,000 homeless.
936 Crowd-Out Crisis Have the Dead Meals -- Segment 2 On December 3, 1979, in Cincinnati, Ohio. 11 people were killed during a crush at a concert by The Who at Riverfront Coliseum. The incident led to a reduced use of festival seating at US venues.
937 Tone Death (aka Over-I-Dose) If You're Dead – Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You -- Segment 2 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 62 On October 17, 2009, in Brooklyn, NY. An I-Dose dealer uses military subsonic equipment to amplify the hallucinogenic effects of his music for a new I-Dose file called "Satan's Jackhammer" and ends up dying from sonic pressure.
938 Munich is E****h (aka Munich Massacre) Possessed by Death -- Segment 4 On September 4, 1972, In Munich, Germany. The terrorist killed so many people, included 11 other people and several athlete players.
939 Crack-A-Toa! (aka Krakatoa Needs Some Lava) Cure for the Common Death, Part III -- Segment 4 On August 27, 1883, in Krakatau, Indonesia. Krakatoa was a volcanic island made of lava in the Sunda Strait between the islands of Java and Sumatra in Indonesia. The name is used for the island group, the main island (also called Rakata), and the volcano as a whole. The volcano exploded in 1883, along with the intense tsunami, killing 36,417 people. The explosion is considered to be the loudest sound ever heard in modern history, with reports of it being heard nearly 3,000 miles (4,800 km) from its point of origin. The shock wave from the explosion was recorded on barographs around the globe.
940 Dorothy Strut-ton (aka The Dorothy Stratten Story) Obsolete Obituaries -- Segment 2 / Happy Deathiversary -- Segment 18 On August 14, 1980, in Los Angeles, CA. Paul Snider's private investigator called Dr. Stephen Cushner on his private line, saying he had been trying to telephone Snider for several hours, but Snider would not answer his phone. Cushner broke into Snider's room and found them both dead from shotgun blasts from a 12 gauge Mossberg shotgun; both bodies were nude. Police believed he r***d and murdered Dorothy Stratten, abused the corpse, then killed himself with the same shotgun.
941 Oil Spill Obsolete Obituaries -- Segment 3 On April 20, 2010, at the Gulf of Mexico. Eleven bronze hardhats and a white cross were lined up at the base of the podium beneath banner listing the names of the 11 men who died when the Deepwater Horizon drilling rig exploded and sank in the Gulf of Mexico.
942 Quicksand Chased by Death -- Segment 1 A landlord and his snake pal have their revenge on sleazy snake hunters in this terrifying quicksand. Based on this scene from William Grefe's drive-in classic "Stanley" (1972).
943 Car Singer Smashed Dead Whisperers -- Segment 6 On October 10, 1976, at Socialist Republic of Serbia. Mirsada Mirjana Bajraktarević died in a car accident near the town of Kolari along with her sister Silvana Armenulić and violinist/Radio Belgrade folk orchestra conductor Miodrag 'Rade' Jašarević. They were leaving a concert, in a Ford Granada car, with Jašarević at the wheel as it is believed that the crash is directly related to a brake problem.
944 Dead Light Green Light (aka Terror Traffic) Death – Putting The "Fun" In "Funeral" -- Segment 6 On April 18, 2005, in Everett, WA. A scalper selling fake tickets to local sporting events gets caught by an angry customer who was just turned away from having counterfeit tickets. The scalper hurries across the street, but is hit and killed by an SUV, even though the pedestrian signal is green (the traffic light was shorted out by a slug that crawled into the electrical box to escape the sun).
945 C** up the Calories (aka Calorie Catastrophe) Death Ball Z -- Segment 6 A man in his 40s this week died of a heart attack while eating a 6,000-calorie Triple Bypass burger at an aptly named chain that serves up massive burgers and allows grossly obese individuals to eat for free. After a “Heart Attack Grill” spokesman died, the “Heart Attack Grill” has been closed down by the City Board of Heatlth.
946 Michael Jacked-Soon (aka The Michael Jackson Story) World's Wildest Death Videos -- Segment 7 / Happy Deathiversary -- Segment 17 On June 25, 2009, in Los Angeles, CA. Michael Jackson died while in his bed at his rented mansion at 100 North Carolwood Drive in the Holmby Hills district of Los Angeles. Michael Jackson was hereby rushed to the Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center where He's pronounced dead. His death triggered a global outpouring of grief.
947 Jet Blast Obsolete Obituaries -- Segment 1 On April 4, 2012, at St. Maarten Airport. A teenager gets blown away to death by hitting on the concrete as the plane either prepares to take off or coming for a landing.
948 T***y T***y Bang Bang (aka Terror at 20,000 Ft.) Death On Arrival -- Segment 1 / Death By Request -- Segment 10A On June 6, 2006, in San Diego, CA. A woman decides to become a stripper after months of doing low-level temp work and not earning enough to support her dreams of being an actress. Thinking that her breasts are too small for her to be a good stripper, she decides to get large breast implants to compensate. However, the plastic surgeon who gave her the implants was unlicensed and the implants she got were substandard and filled with water containing dissolved oxygen instead of silicone. While on a plane, the atmospheric pressure causes the implants to expand and explode, blowing out the woman's chest and killing her.
949 Princess of Darkness (aka Little Miss Scary) Cure for the Common Death, Part III -- Segment 6 On December 20, 2006, allegations of a paegant lady (who looks like Katie Rees) exhibiting raunchy behaviour in a Florida nightclub were made, and several photographs of a lady making dangerous things, and simulating horror acts were released to the media until the killers use the guns to assassinate a lady, who got shot to death.
950 No Guts... All Gory (aka Knife Surprise) Death Penalties -- Segment 4 On September 23, 2001, in Leesburg, FL. A common street thief who regularly mugs passersby goes after a diving equipment vendor as he's loading his merchandise into his car. The vendor uses a knife to stab at the street thief (despite that fighting back against an armed mugger is ill-advised) and the knife gets lodged in the thief's side. As the thief tries to pull it out, he presses a button that releases a burst of nitrogen (the knife in particular is used to subdue sharks during deep-sea diving excursions), which causes the thief's viscera to explode all over the parking lot.
951 Stupid Stung-Ray (aka The Stingray of Doom) Death of Vengeance -- Segment 4 On September 4, 2006, in Australia. A Crocodile Hunter named Steve Irwin, who was fatally pierced in the chest by a stingray spine while snorkelling at the Great Barrier Reef, at Batt Reef, which is located off the coast of Port Douglas in north Queensland. Irwin was in the area filming his own documentary, "Ocean's Deadliest", but weather had stalled filming.
952 Dumbrella Unforced Errors -- Segment 5 On January 13, 2007, in Barnegat, NJ. A sword swallower trying to perform despite dwindling audiences and an unstable economy takes a bet to swallow an umbrella. However, the release button is accidentally hit in the process and the umbrella is lodged in his esophagus. This closes off his trachea and causes internal bleeding and choking, killing him.
953 May 3rd Twister Tragedy The Weather Outside is Death -- Segment 1 On May 3, 1999, in Oklahoma. During the tornadoes on that day, 40 people died, means 36 people died in this tornado. 3 got killed in the area of the path of the Moore-Bridge Creek F5 tornado. One person got killed at the 16th Street overpass over Interstate 44 in Newcastle, at the Shields Boulevard overpass over Interstate 35 in Moore, and the overpass at mile marker 176.5 on Interstate 35 in rural northwestern Payne County, west of Stillwater.
954 Blazing Buck Today's News is Death -- Segment 2 Buck Jones was one of the 492 victims of the 1942 Cocoanut Grove fire in Boston, Massachusetts, dying two days after the November 28 blaze. For years, legend held that Jones's fatal injuries were the result of his going back into the burning building to save victims, but it is now known that he was trapped in the fire.
955 Hunger Hunged-Up Home Death Home -- Segment 5 On November 1, 1920, in Dublin, Ireland. As the death on hunger strike of Terence MacSwiney - the republican Lord Mayor of Cork – and brought public opinion to fever-pitch. Kevin Barry was taken under military police escort to the defaulters’ room where he was searched and handcuffed until he was sentenced to death by hanging at Mountjoy Jail.
956 Dying Childbirth (aka The Nadine Shamir Story) The President of Death -- Segment 7 In January 2003, Nadine Shamir, who's a singer and a musician, wed Jon Shamir. On December 1, 2004, she gave birth to their first child, Liat Nadine Shamir and died of complications the following day.
957 Drunk Die-er (aka Early Harvest) Hurry Up and Die -- Segment 1 On September 9, 2009, in St. Louis, MO. A drunk driver, who was just released from prison for vehicular manslaughter, crashes his car and is mistakenly pronounced dead at the scene. When authorities find out he is an organ donor, they bring him to the hospital to remove his organs while he is still alive. The doctors never find out he is not dead yet and take out his heart, finally causing his death.
958 Boiled B**** (aka The Boiling Point) Date with Death -- Segment 3 In 1675, a Sikh martyr, called Bhai Dayala, was boiled to death in Delhi after he refused to accept Islam. He was put into a cauldron full of cold water which was then heated to boiling point. Sikh scriptures record that Dayala recited the Japji of Guru Nanak and the Sukhmani of Guru Arjan as he died.
959 Tenta-killed (aka Eaten Alive) Death Puts On a Dunce Cap -- Segment 1 On March 14, 2003, in Seattle, WA. An overprotective, traditional Korean immigrant father who aims to scare away his daughter's boyfriend (who is Westernized) invites him for a traditional Korean dinner. After the boyfriend eats live prawn and seaworms, the father requests for him to swallow a live octopus. Once the hopeful suitor declines, the father eats his own, only for the octopus' suction cups to attach themselves to the man's trachea, causing him to choke to death, which means asphyxiation.
960 Gaseous Gasoline The Weather Outside is Death -- Segment 2 On March 1, 2012, a man named Gary Banning, who had accidentally ingested gasoline died after he later lit a cigarette and exploded in flames.
961 Wildfire Wars Arson Attack -- Segment 1 On August 12, 2012, in Boise, Idaho. During a wildfire season, the danger came not from out-of-control flames, but from above: A female firefighter was struck by a falling tree on Sunday. Based on Anne Veseth's tragic story.
962 John Can't-Day (aka The John Candy Story) The Search for Death -- Segment 2 On March 4, 1994, in Durango, Mexico. After cooking a late lasagna dinner for his assistants, John Candy called his co-stars from his hotel, then went to sleep. After midnight, he died in his sleep from a heart attack.
963 Fin-Ished The Good, The Bad, and the Death -- Segment 5 On July 17, 2004, in Lake Havasu City, AZ. A woman catches a fish for the first time. As she pulls it from the water, it flies through the air and lodges in her throat. The design of the fish's scales prevents her from pulling it out, and she chokes to death, which means asphyxiation.
964 Malvasian Poison River (aka A Barrel of Foribidden Wine) Fear of Death -- Segment 2 In 1478, George Plantagenet, Duke of Clarence, was executed by drowning in a barrel of Malmsey wine at his own request.
965 Bull-S**do (aka Japanicide) Death Takes A Vacation -- Segment 2 On December 11, 2006, in Osaka, Japan. After the suffocation death of his band mate, a Japanese rock star realizes that he's untalented and a disgrace to the music world, so he decides to commit Japanese ritualistic suicide. After he slices his stomach open, he waits to bleed to death only to be decapitated by a family member and his sword.
966 Pee-Ping Tom (aka Peeping Tom) World's Wildest Death Videos -- Segment 6 In this movie "Peeping Tom" (1960), Mark Lewis meets a prostitute, covertly filming her with a camera hidden under his coat. Shown from the point-of-view of the camera viewfinder, tension builds as he follows the naked woman into her house, murders her and later watches the film in his den.
967 What's Cooking? (aka Goemon Bath) Arson Attack -- Segment 4 On October 8, 1594, in Japan. Ishikawa Goemon, who was a semi-legendary Japanese outlaw hero, stole gold and valuables and gave them to the poor, is setenced to death, by boiled alive along with his son in public after a failed assassination attempt on the civil war-era warlord Toyotomi Hideyoshi. A large iron kettle-shaped bathtub is now called a goemonburo, which means "Goemon bath" in Japanese.
968 Owen Hartbreaker Today's News is Death -- Segment 3 On May 23, 1999, in Kansas City, MI. One of WWF/WWE pro-wrestlers named Owen Hart fell to his death in Kansas City, Missouri during the Over the Edge pay-per-view event. The cause was to be internal bleeding from blunt force trauma.
969 Egg-Cellent Un-adventure Death Behind Bars -- Segment 7 A male scam artist pretends to be egg dealer, but unfortunately, he steals some eggs from hens until the roosters comfronts a male scam artist. As he fell down on the floor, the roosters uses their claws to cut his neck and he bled to death.
970 Buck Bashed (aka Thurman Thwacked) Endless Deaths -- Segment 3 A horrified husband named Charles "Buck" Thurman attempts to kill his housewife, named Tracey Thurman, who cries for help to the cops, but they don't listen to her, so now Tracey has revenge by killing Buck Thurman. Tracey uses a big cooking pan to hit's Buck's head so hard and Tracey uses a big, sharp, kitchen knife to slits Buck's neck. Buck Thurman dies. But, unfortunately Tracey Thurman ends up getting arresting by the cops for the murder of Buck Thurman, resisting arrest and disobeyed orders. She was setnenced to life without parole and never sees her son, C. J., ever again.
971 Whacked Wrestlers Dead Whisperers -- Segment 3 There are three tragic wrestler parts. 1: Gary Albright (1963-2000) Died of Heart attack during World Xtreme Wrestling show. 2: Rodney Anoa'i Yokozuna (1966-2000) Died Pulmonary edema during independent wrestling tour in Liverpool, England. And 3: Masakazu Fukuda (1973-2000) died of Internal bleeding Fatal because his injury was suffered during a match with Katsuyori Shibata.
972 Soviet Sea Drowned May the Death be With You -- Segment 1 The SC-213 was sunk on October 14, 1942, when it hit a Romanian mine in the Black Sea. There was conjecture for many years that SC-213 had been sunk by a German Subchaser "submarine chaser", who got end up assassinated.
973 Robbed Nixon A One Way Trip to Death -- Segment 5 On June 16, 1939, Chicago, IL. Robert Nixon (aka Brick Moron), who was an African-American serial killer that confessed to five slayings and multiple assaults as he killed his victims with bricks and was depicted as dim-witted, was sentenced to death by executing in the electric chair at the Cook County Jail.
974 The Hunger Strike The President of Death -- Segment 5 In 1995, Ronald Easterbrook was being held in the segregation unit of HMP Whitemore after beginning a dirty protest against his conviction. He refused to eat solids for nine months marking his hunger strike in 1997 and again in 1999. Unfortunately, in 2003, the cops arrested Ronald Easterbrook and took him to prison until 2009 where he died, still claiming that his conviction was unlawful.
975 Smoke Launched Death of Anarchy -- Segment 3 On September 7, 1990, a Titan 4 launch vehicle solid rocket booster was being hoisted by a crane into a rocket test stand at Edwards AFB, California. The bottom section of the booster broke free, hit the ground and ignited. One person, Alan M. Quimby, 27, a civilian employee of Wyle Laboratories, was killed and 9 others were injured in the accident.
976 Hammer Clawed Dead Again -- Segment 6 In November 2010 in South Philadelphia, Kendall Anderson killed his mother, Rashida Anderson, for taking away his PlayStation3 by hitting her 20 times with a claw hammer while she slept.
977 Hitler the Hitman Death: A New Beginning -- Segment 7 / Happy Deathiversary - Segment 14 On April 30, 1945, in Germany. Adolf Hitler, who was a dangerous man, shot himself with his 7.65 mm Walther PPK pistol.
978 Murerderous Misery Law & Death -- Segment 5 In this movie "Misery" (1990), during the ensuing fight, Paul Sheldon trips Annie Wilkes causing her to land head-first on the typewriter. Annie lunges at him, but he strikes her over the head with a small steel pig statue, killing her.
979 Bayonecked Today's News is Death -- Segment 4 In the ensuing melee, Harrison Jeffords received a gunshot wound to the thigh and was bayonetted by a Confederate soldier in the left abdomen, mortally wounding the officer. Meanwhile, other soldiers of the Fourth Michigan, including Lt. Michael Vreeland, rushed to his ally and reportedly carried both the flag and their fallen commander out of the Wheatfield. As his life slowly drained away, his final words were said to be "Mother, mother, mother." He died on July 3, 1863. Jeffords became the highest commissioned officer in the Civil War to die of a bayonet wound.
980 One Door Down (aka The Jim Morrison Story) Death Mysteries -- Segment 4 / Happy Deathiversary -- Segment 21 On July 3, 1971, in Paris, France. A lead singer of "The Doors" named Jim Morrison, who developed a severe alcohol and drug dependency that culminated in his death. In the official account of his death, he was found in a Paris apartment bathtub (at 17–19 rue Beautreillis, 4th arrondissement) by Pamela Courson.
981 Dentist of the D***ed (aka The Dentist) Endless Deaths -- Segment 7 An impersonated doctor, who looks like Corbin Bernsen, got killed by his patients (who went to the dentist) with a dentist drill.
982 Mudslide Chased by Death -- Segment 1 An elderly sweetheart couple were buried alive under tons of dislodged earth and rubble after their car was flattened by debris dislodged in stormy weather.
983 Sunstroked (aka The Claude Wilson Story) 1,001 Death Tales -- Segment 2 On July 7, 1881, in Reigate, England. Claude Wilson, who was an English amateur footballer and a cricketer, caught sunstroke during a cricket match and subsequently died.
984 Author's Asphyxiation (aka The Tennessee Williams Story) The President of Death -- Segment 4 February 25, 1983, in New York City, NY. Tennessee Williams was found dead in his suite at the Elysee Hotel in New York. The medical examiner's report indicated that he choked to death on the cap from a bottle of eye drops he frequently used, further indicating that his use of drugs and alcohol may have contributed to his death by suppressing his gag reflex. Prescription drugs, including barbiturates, were found in the room.
985 A Chain** Runs Through It (aka Crazy Catastrophic Chain) Enter the Ferret -- Segment 7 On August 2, 2001, in Denver, CO. A conceited tattoo artist attempting to outdo his coworkers' spiked tongue gets an extreme piercing known as "The Chainus" in which a chain goes into his mouth and out his r*****. While the other coworkers crow over the new piercing, an angry biker gang leader bursts in in pursuit of the conceited tattoo artist for tattooing Chinese language symbols on his arm that translate to "d***** bag". The tattoo artist manages to escape the wrath of the biker, but ends up getting his piercing caught in a forklift. The forklift operator lifts the boxes, which sends the chain through the tattoo artist's body and causes fatal internal bleeding.
986 Teetering Taipei Tower Treachery Time for Death -- Segment 7 On September 21, 1999, in Taiwan, China. Taipei Tower started teetering and ends up becoming damage that caused by the earthquake included 2,415 deaths, 29 missing, 11,305 severely wounded, with 51,711 buildings completely destroyed, 53,768 buildings severely damaged, and a total of NT$300 billion (US$10 billion) worth of damage.
987 Romance Robbery (aka The Bonnie & Clyde Story) Journey to the Center of Death -- Segment 7 On May 23, 1934, in Bienville Parish, Louisiana. Two romantic robbers, Bonnie Elizabeth Parker and Clyde Chestnut Barrow, killed by the lawmen while shooting a combined total of approximately 130 rounds. Bonnie and Clyde got shot to death.
988 Incu-bation (aka Incubus) Endless Deaths -- Segment 2 In this movie "Incubus" (2006), Jay, her brother and friends search for a way out of the factory. A psychopathic man roaming the building attacks and kills her brother. What's more is that falling asleep becomes the most dangerous thing of all.
989 Martial Art Tragedy Dead Whisperers -- Segment 4 Michael Kirkham was knocked out and never regained consciousness at Dash Entertainment/King MMA “Confrontation at the Convocation Center” in Aiken, South Carolina on June 28, 2010. He was pronounced dead two days after the fight. Kirkham was contesting his first professional MMA match.
990 Heath Smudger (aka The Heath Ledger Story) The Search for Death -- Segment 1 On January 22, 2008, in New York, NY. Heath Ledger was found unconscious in his bed by his housekeeper, Teresa Solomon, and his masseuse, Diana Wolozin, in his fourth-floor loft apartment at 421 Broome Street in the SoHo neighborhood of Manhattan. Now, Heath Ledger was pronounced dead and his body was removed from the apartment, because he died of acute intoxication.
991 Shower Shocker Death Behind Bars -- Segment 6 While a landlady is taking a bath or a shower, she is killed by a male burgular when his hand reaches in through her bathroom window and pushes a small fan into the bathtub water, electrocuting her. Based on the tragic scene from "Far From Home" (1989).
992 I'll Sleep When I'm Dead (aka Laid to Rest) Death – The Gift That Lasts Forever -- Segment 5 On August 22, 2002 Cleveland, OH. A man suffering from fatal familial insomnia takes a night drive and accidentally hits and kills a pedestrian. After he gets home, he cleans his car and drives to a sleep clinic. Unable to be cured and frightened from hallucinating his victim's face, he lies awake for months and eventually dies of a massive stroke.
993 AIDS of Illusion Dead Whisperers -- Segment 5 On April 10, 1991, in Hollywood, CA. While working on the series "Harry and the Hendersons", Kevin Peter Hall announced that he had contracted HIV from a contaminated blood transfusion and died from pneumonia.
994 Tank Ignites Have the Dead Meals -- Segment 1 On Thursday, July 12, 2012, in Okobe, Nigheria. A Nigerian gasoline tanker caught fire, killing at least 95 people, a town in the oil-rich Niger Delta.
995 Pneumonia of Phenomenon Dead Whisperers -- Segment 7 On August 2, 1998, in Los Angeles, CA. Shari Lewis, who was an American ventriloquist, puppeteer, and children's television show host, was diagnosed with u****** cancer two months earlier. While undergoing treatment at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, she developed viral pneumonia and died.
996 Whitney Houston, We Have A Problem Ultimate Sacrifices -- Segment 7 / Happy Deathiversary -- Segment 16 On February 11, 2012, in Beverly Hills, CA. Whitney Houston was found unresponsive in suite 434 at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, submerged in the bathtub. The cause of death was not immediately known. It was later ruled by the coroner to have been an "accidental drowning". She was pronounced dead. Her cause death was drowning and the "effects of atherosclerotic heart disease and cocaine use".
997 Topless T***ies of Terror (aka Body Slasher) Dead or Alive -- Segment 4 A lady makes it clear she wants more than just a fling and calls a man a pig when he refuses. He, who infuriated, throws her out. Just as she, who changes her shirt, is about to call a cab, a killer, who looks like "Mother", shatters the phone booth door and stabs her to death. Based on the movie "Psycho III" (1986).
998 Frozen Cracked (aka Ice Age) Death of Vengeance -- Segment 2 Climbing rangers working with guides from Alpine Ascents International conducted a search and recovery effort yesterday for Tucker Taffe, 33, an experienced skier, who skied into a crevasse on the upper Nisqually Glacier. Taffe was with an independent climbing party of four when the accident occurred. The guides were already on the upper mountain and responded to the incident; they rappelled into the crevasse and reported that Taffe had not survived.
999 Just Dying to Wait (aka Wait Until Dead) Cure for the Common Death, Part III -- Segment 2 On Grandpa Marvin Marsh's 102nd birthday, he is tired of living and tries unsuccessfully to commit suicide. He tries to convince Stan to kill him, but Stan refuses because he fears he might get in trouble. Now, Grandpa uses the gun to shoots Stan unless he and the boys finally agree to kill Grandpa Marsh, and try to do so by rigging a cow on a pulley and dropping it on him. And they did. Now, after Grandpa Marsh died, their parents got very upset so they spank their boys so hard as a punishment. It's a rip-off of a "South Park" episode.
1000 Premature Endings (aka Goodbye, Farewell & Amen) Sor-Dead Affair -- Segment 7 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 94 On March 13, 2011, at Sharon Levy Memorial Hospital. At a hospital filled with patients who are dead or near death from injuries and illnesses caused by their own stupidity or ignorance of conditions they never knew they had, a woman walks by the chaos to visit her elderly father (described as beloved, hard-working, and faithful to his family and friends) in hospice care, who dies peacefully in his sleep of old age with his daughter at his side. The narrator (played by Ron Perlman) then looks back on all of the deaths on the show and concludes that the show is more of an instruction manual on how to live rather than a lurid docu-fiction on bizarre deaths.

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JamesTherHAMPMaster 19:41, November 21, 2012 (UTC)

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