1000 WTD (brand new homemade logo)

The Brand-New Homemade "1000 Ways to Die" logo. Font: Viking Stencil. Box-Cutting blade (with a sparkle dot at the edge of the blade) for "1", \\' = "Slasher Font" (from "Western International Syndication" logo) for "W", Bloody Skull for "O" and a Stabbed Sword and bloodline for "I". As the sword strikes on the ground, it reveals the homemade logo while the blood comes out of this ground below the sword.

"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
"OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).

NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.

"1000 Ways to Die" -- Segments 801 - 900

Death # "Event" Name Taken from Circumstances of Death
801 Bin Laden B****** (aka Forbidden Terrorist) Dead or Alive -- Segment 6 On May 1 - 2, 2011, in Abbottabad, Pakistan. A Master of Terrorism, who looks like Osama Bin Laden, was shot and killed inside a private residential compound by U.S. Navy SEALs and CIA operatives in a covert operation ordered by United States President.
802 Gooed Riddance (aka Marsh-Hollow) Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death -- Segment 6 On November 21, 2009, in Chicago, IL. When a group of women have a reunion they promised to have 10 years ago (one of which has become a mean girl and wants nothing to do with her childish friends anymore), they play the game called Chubby Bunny. The more mature one, who wins just as before, later chokes (asphyxiates) when the marshmallows melt in her mouth and clog her trachea.
803 Bomb-Bino Death Bites! -- Segment 6 On June 27, 1994, in Palermo, Italy. An Italian man who made the mistake of borrowing money from the Mafia without being able to pay them back is forced to dig his own grave as two mobsters, ignoring his pleas, have a picnic nearby. While digging, the man unearths a World War II fragmentation grenade, which he throws at the mobsters' picnic area, not knowing what it is. The grenade explodes in the mobsters' faces, killing them instantly, but the man is spared because the mound of dirt he created from digging acted as a barrier.
804 Fire in the Hole Wait, Don't Tell Me – You're Dead -- Segment 1 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 75 On July 16, 2002, at the Florida State Prison. A Neo-Nazi jail inmate attempts to escape by having his moronic friend get himself arrested while carrying a hand grenade in his r*****. Once in jail, the friend has trouble extracting the grenade, so the Neo-Nazi tries to get it out himself. In doing so, he pulls out the pin, setting off an explosion that kills them both. The explosion blows out the friend's guts and blows off the Neo-Nazi's face and skull.
805 Fallen Villain The Amazing World of Death -- Segment 3 In this movie "Ichi the Killer" (2002; USA),Ichi knocks him off the edge of the building and Kakihara falls to his death. When we see Kakihara's body, he is apparently unharmed by Ichi's attacks. It is suggested that Kakihara imagined the attack as a result of poking his brain with the needles and fell off the building.
806 Diabetic Disaster A Picture of Death -- Segment 1 On January 5, 2001, in La Crosse, Wisconsin. Nancy Parsons, the actress from "Porky's Trilogy" died from diabetes and congestive heart failure.
807 Ding-D'oh (aka Dingo Disaster) Death of Anarchy -- Segment 7 In April 2001, a male Austrailian thief, who robbed the bank, goes to Fraser Island, Austrailia, until some dingos mauling him to death. Based on Clinton Gage's tragic story in Austrailia.
808 Be-Head-Dead (aka Headless Horseman) Cure for the Common Death, Part III -- Segment 3 The legend of the Headless Horseman begins in Sleepy Hollow, New York. The Horseman was a Hessian of unknown rank, one of many hired to suppress the American Revolution. During the war, the Horseman was one of 51 Hessians killed in a battle for Chatterton Hill, wherein his head was severed by an American cannonball. He was buried in a graveyard outside a church. Thereafter he appears as a ghost, who presents to nightly travelers an actual danger (rather than the largely harmless fright produced by the majority of ghosts), presumably of decapitation. Based on one of Tim Burton's movies, "Sleepy Hollow" (1999).
809 Malcolm X'd (aka The Malcolm X Story) Cure for the Common Death, Part IV -- Segment 6 On February 21, 1965, in New York, NY. As Malcolm X and his bodyguards moved to quiet the disturbance, a man seated in the front row rushed forward and shot him once in the chest with a double-barreled sawed-off shotgun. Two other men charged the stage and fired semi-automatic handguns, hitting Malcolm X several times. He was pronounced dead shortly after he arrived at Columbia Presbyterian Hospital.
810 A Fine Mess Production (aka Comsumption Destruction) Cure for the Common Death, Part V -- Segment 3 On September 10, 2012, in Brooklyn, NY. A worker was killed and another seriously injured when a third-story construction floor overloaded with cinder blocks collapsed beneath the men and they fell 30 feet at an apartment building under construction.
811 Videogame Violence The Death Identity -- Segment 2 In March 2005, in Shanghai, China. A Chinese news reported when a Chinese videogame player fatally stabbed a Chinese videogame victim, who had sold on eBay a dragon saber sword he had been lent in a Legend of Mir 3 game, and was given a suspended death sentence. Based on a Chinese tragic story between Qiu Chengwei and Zhu Caoyuan.
812 Peter Cooked (aka The Peter Cook Story) A One Way Trip to Death -- Segment 4 On January 9, 1995, in Hampstead, England. Peter Cook, who was an English actor, satirist, writer and comedian, died after having suffered a gastrointestinal haemorrhage (a direct result of severe liver damage) in the intensive-care unit of the Royal Free Hospital.
813 Chub-b****ed (aka The Gun Revolved) Swimming with Death -- Segment 2 In 1974, in Sarasota, Florida. Christine Chubbuck, an American television news reporter, committed suicide during a live broadcast on July 15. Eight minutes into her talk show on WXLT-TV, she shot herself in the head with a revolver.
814 Annihilating Alice Ayres Death Insurance -- Segment 2 On April 24, 1885, in Southwark, England. Alice Ayres, who was an English nursemaid, has a fire accident between an oil and a paint shop. After rescuing the three girls, Ayres tried to jump herself, but overcome by smoke inhalation, fell limply from the window, striking the projecting shop sign. She missed the mattress and the crowd below and fell onto the pavement, suffering spinal injuries. Ayres was rushed to nearby Guy's Hospital. Two days later, she died after a fire accident.
815 California Cobra (aka Cobra-copter) Death is Due -- Segment 5 On February 22, 2012, in California, the crash occured around and the helicopters, belonging to the 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing, were identified as a two seat Cobra attack helicopter and an UH-1 trooper carrier, commonly known as a Huey.
816 The Wild Dead-Berries A Picture of Death -- Segment 2 The strawberries were produced last month by Jaquith Strawberry Farm located in Newberg. Oregon Public Health officials have identified fresh strawberries from a Newberg farm as the source of a cluster of "E. coli O157:H7" infections that sickened at least 10 people last month, including one person who died.
817 Ball 'N Pain Waking Up Dead -- Segment 7 On May 1, 2002, in San Francisco CA. Two men steal a zorb ball and play around in it, but are killed after rolling down a mountain at 45 miles per hour, repeatedly hitting their skulls and breaking many of their bones.
818 Frightmare (aka A Nightmare on SUNDS Street) Death Over Easy -- Segment 2 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 11 On June 15, 1995, in Fargo, ND. A woman suffers from SUNDS (Sudden Unexpected Nocturnal Death Syndrome), and dies in her sleep from cardiac arrhythmia, brought on by an intense nightmare she could not wake up from.
819 Sneeze Bag (aka 15 Minutes of Shame) Grave Decisions -- Segment 1 On February 23, 1989, in Chicago, IL. A city mayor's s**y campaign manager (actually a spy working for an opposing candidate) drugs his drink in a plot to frame him for sleeping with her. The next day, she drags the mayor out to meet a mob of photographers she has tipped off about the alleged s** scandal. However, the woman unknowingly suffers from ACHOO syndrome (aka Sneeze Syndrome), and the camera flashes trigger a sneezing fit that leads to her death from burst blood vessels.
820 Suffer-cated (aka Cheating Edge) Deadliest Kitsch -- Segment 3 On November 16, 2009, in Bloomington, Indiana. An obsessed cyclist is forced to take care of the dog his girlfriend left behind when she abandoned him. During his training in an altitude tent, the neglected dog (noticing the cyclist's water bottle on top of the tent) jumps up and shuts off the air supply. The cyclist desperately tries to get out, but ends up making the altitude tent fall to the floor (doorside down) and the man suffocates from lack of oxygen (asphyxiates to death).
821 Miss Injured-Head (aka The Natasha Richardson Story) Hoarding Death -- Segment 1 On March 16, 2009, Natasha Richardson sustained a head injury when she fell while taking a beginner skiing lesson at the Mont Tremblant Resort in Quebec, Canada about 80 miles (130 km) from Montreal. However, she was flown to Lenox Hill Hospital in New York City, where she died two days later.
822 World War Woodbridge In the Name of Death -- Segment 6 On February 7, 1945, Stan Woodbridge, who was a British World War II recipient of the George Cross, was to be put to death, he maintained his courageous attitude to the end, merely remarking that if the Japanese were going to kill him they should do it quickly. After all efforts to make him speak, including further torture, were found to be fruitless, this gallant non-commissioned officer was beheaded.
823 My Cat From H*** (aka Feline Fatale) Caught by a Deathtrap -- Segment 1 On July 28. 2001, in Oxford, England. A retired Oxford University tutor named Diana Dick bled to death after her Persian cat scratched a varicose vein on her leg. She collapsed over her living room table and died after her carer was unable to staunch a cut caused by the cat.
824 John Banned (aka The John Banner Story) Tales from the Dead -- Segment 4 On January 28, 1973, in Vienna, Austria. John Banner, who was a film and television actor from "Hogan's Heroes" (1965-71), died from an abdominal hemorrhage on his 63rd birthday.
825 Scar-Kelly (aka The R. Kelly Story) A Picture of Death -- Segment 6 On February 3, 2002, a black singer, who looks like R. Kelly, engaging in s** with, and relieving himself on, a woman surfaced. Four months later, he was indicted in Chicago on 21 counts of having s** with a minor, which were later reduced to soliciting a minor for pornography, when suddenly, the people use gunshots to assassinate a black singer to death.
826 Gory Holed (aka Bounce Attack) Death – The Gift That Lasts Forever -- Segment 2 On October 16, 1995, in Trenton, NJ. A dirty old man gets Internet installed on his computer so he can go on online s** chatrooms. While on one of these chatrooms (posing as a younger man while another dirty old man poses as an eighteen-year-old blond model), the old man impatiently bounces on his computer chair while waiting for the Internet page to upload (the old man had a dial-up modem), the chair snaps out from under him. A broken piece lodges into his r***** and causes fatal bleeding.
827 Doll Factory Flammed Wheel of Death -- Segment 5 The Kader Toy Factory fire was a fire on May 10, 1993 at a factory in Thailand. It is considered the worst industrial factory fire in history. 188 people were killed, and over 500 were seriously injured.
828 Lutheritis (aka Soul Food) Death's Most Wanted -- Segment 1 Josephine Joseph (aka Big Mama) was hospitalized for complications resulting from diabetes. During an operation in which her leg was amputated, she suffered a stroke and fell into a coma. Although she briefly regained consciousness weeks later while Ahmad was visiting, she had a relapse after mere minutes and died. So the family decides to learn their lesson and never eat soul food meals anymore. It's a rip-off of "Soul Food".
829 Sunked-Up Submarine Obsolete Obituaries -- Segment 4 On February 24, 1942, at the Black Sea. There was a huge explosion and the ship sank. It was later revealed that the ship had been torpedoed by the Soviet ShCh (Scuka) class submarine (Russian: Щука) SC-213, which had also sunk the Turkish vessel Çankaya the evening before. 768 people were killed, among twenty-four hours after the sinking.
830 A**-Plosion (aka Strongman's Sad Day) Death, The Final Frontier -- Segment 5 On January 4, 2001, in Del Mar, CA. A man successfully eliminates his opponents in a Strongest Man competition by cheating. When he has to lift a large rock, the pressure caused by his body expels his intestines out his r***** and he has a massive heart attack.
831 B****** out of Blizzard (aka Endless Blizzard) Die Hard -- Segment 5 In 1993, During blizzard thundersnow over the North Altlantic Ocean, a total of 310 people, including 10 from Cuba, perished during this snowstorm.
832 Lesbocution Life Will Kill You -- Segment 4 After being involved in a series of bad relationships, a woman decides to become a lesbian. While going home to have s** with a female friend to celebrate her coming out, the woman takes off her high heels and steps barefoot into a puddle with a live wire in it and is electrocuted.
833 Gun Popped The Amazing World of Death -- Segment 4 A police officer uses a shotgun rifle to blast a killer, who did terrible things to some beautiful women.
834 Rodney Hunted In the Name of Death -- Segment 7 Rodney Hunter, who was born in 1936, was an English canon in the Anglican Church who served as a missionary in Malawi from 1965 until his death in 2006. He was a staunch supporter of traditional religious and theological views within the Anglican communion.
835 Peptic Paralyzed (aka De-Fascism) Wheel of Death -- Segment 4 Sean Russell became ill during the journey and complained of stomach pains. U-65 was not equipped with a doctor and he died on August 14, 1940, 100 miles short of Galway. He was buried at sea and the mission aborted. Following the return of the submarine to Germany an inquiry was set up into Russell's death by the Abwehr. This inquiry included the interrogation of U-65's crew and Frank Ryan. The conclusion drawn was that Russell had suffered a burst gastric ulcer and without medical attention he had died.
836 Marcel Dead (aka The Marcel Dadi Story) Death Insurance -- Segment 7 During this "Way to Die" segment "Air Dare", on July 17, 1996 Marcel Dadi, who was a Tunisia-born Jewish French guitarist, died when N93119, the Boeing 747 on TWA Flight 800, exploded off the coast of Long Island. He was returning from the United States to France after being honored at Nashville's Country Music Hall of Fame. He is buried in Jerusalem, Israel.
837 Drugged Abuse (aka The River Phoenix Story) Cure for the Common Death, Part IV -- Segment 3 On October 31, 1993, in Los Angeles, CA. River Phoenix died of an overdose of cocaine and heroin. During the early-morning hours, he collapsed outside and convulsed for over five minutes. When his brother Joaquin called 9-1-1, he was unable to determine whether River was breathing. Sister Rain Phoenix proceeded to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, to no avail.
838 Karma to Car Quest for Death -- Segment 1 On August 27, 2012, in Russia. A group of intoxicated Russians travelled in a Subaru driven by a particularly drunk dude at high rate of speed down a road in the Nizhny Novgorod region of Russia and crashed into a Niva (old Russian SUV) parked on the roadside, overturning it on its roof, killing two people inside – a husband and his wife. All passengers in the Subaru died, because in spite of the tragedy which they had caused, upheld their festive mood and joked around.
839 Dana Plateau (aka The Dana Plato Story) Have the Dead Meals -- Segment 7 On May 8, 1999, in Moore, Oklahoma. Dana Plato went to lie down inside her recreational vehicle parked outside the house and subsequently died of an overdose of Vanadom (Soma) and Lortab. Her death was eventually ruled a suicide.
840 Missing in Action Death Undercover -- Segment 5 In the Summer of 2011, The turf war started because it exploded into the shooting death of 24 Totonto victims on Dec. 30, 2011, the Danzig St. gunfire and at least six other shootings.
841 Herod the Terrible Fear of Death -- Segment 1 In the year 4 BC, Herod the Great reportedly suffered from fever, intense rashes, colon pains, foot drop, inflammation of the abdomen, a putrefaction of his g******s that produced worms, convulsions, and difficulty breathing before he finally died.
842 Blistered B****** (aka The Victim of Blisters) A Picture of Death -- Segment 5 A long time ago, back in the early 1990s, two male tennis players played a game of tennis. Because one male wore tennis shoes without socks, The other developed a blister on his right foot, which progressed into blood poisoning and was the cause of his death. Based on a tragic story of Calvin Coolidge, Jr.
843 Au-dread H***ey (aka The Audrey Marie Hilley Story) Tales from the Dead -- Segment 5 On February 26, 1987, Audrey Marie Hilley, who was an American murderer, apparently had been crawling around in the woods, drenched by four days of frequent rain and numb from temperatures dropping to the low 30s. She was taken to a local hospital and underwent emergency treatment for hypothermia. While at the hospital she suffered a heart failure and died.
844 Betty Van Plastered Death is Due -- Segment 4 On December 13, 1974, in San Francisco, CA. After a dispute with Betty Van Patter, who was a bookkeeper for Ramparts magazine, allegedly over financial irregularities, she went missing. Some weeks later, after Betty Van Patter was beaten and murdered, her severely beaten corpse was found on a San Francisco Bay beach.
845 Sideshow Psychopath Death in the Machine -- Segemnt 3 A non-speaking male sidekick becomes a killer after got fired for making repeated instances of abuse to a male homemade comedian, so he'll use some knives to scare his male homemade comedian, but the crew uses the guns to shoot a non-speaking killer. It's a rip-off of Sideshow Bob's stories.
846 Herbert Hacked (aka The Herbert Hans Haupt Story) Cure for the Common Death, Part VI -- Segment 5 On August 8, 1942, Herbert Hans Haupt and his gangsters (Edward Kerling, Hermann Neubauer, Werner Thiel, Heinrich Heinck, and Richard Quirin) were all executed in the District of Columbia's electric chair. It was the largest mass execution by electrocution ever conducted.
847 The Wrath of Khan (aka H***-Mand Bomb) Caught by a Deathtrap -- Segment 3 On July 7, 2005, in London, England. Mohammad Sidique Khan was the oldest of the four homegrown suicide bombers and believed to be the leader responsible for the July 7, 2005 London bombings, in which bombs were detonated on three London Underground trains and one bus in central London suicide attacks, killing 52 people excluding the attackers and injured over 700. Khan bombed the Edgware Road train killing himself and five other people.
848 A Balcony for the Boiled B**** (aka Boiled Balcony) Swimming with Death -- Segment 1 In 1939, Finnish actress Sirkka Sari died when she fell down a chimney into a heating boiler. She had mistaken the chimney for a balcony.
849 Sloped Down the Mountain Chased by Death -- Segment 3 Leonardo David was an Italian alpine skier who died of heart failure after 5 years in a coma caused by injuries he sustained in a crash during the Italian Championships. He complained extensively about head aches and, unbelievably, was essentially ignored by the Italian Ski Federation. At the pre-olympics in Lake Placid on March 3, 1979, he collapsed on the easiest part of the slope.
850 Adultery of Pain (aka Love Kills) Death: A New Beginning -- Segment 5 As things heat up, Peter gets suspicious and goes on a rampage to discover the identity of his wife's lover. Peter enlists the help of an investigator and the affair is exposed. When Rozanne is brutally murdered, accusations fly and no one is beyond suspicion. Based on Investigation Discovery's "Scorned: Love Kills" episode: "House of Deception".
851 K-K-Katastrophe (aka The Ku Klux Klan Story) A Picture of Death -- Segment 3 On November 3, 1979, five protesters were killed by KKK (Ku Klux Klan) and American Nazi Party members in the Greensboro massacre in Greensboro, North Carolina. This incident was the culmination of attempts by the Communist Workers Party to organize industrial workers, predominantly black, in the area.
852 Train Underwater Hoarding Death -- Segment 3 The 1964 cyclone was unique in many ways. In December of 1964, the Dhanushkodi Railway station when it was hit by a massive tidal wave. The whole train was washed away killing all 115 on board. The Pamban bridge, connecting mainland of India to Rameshwaram island, was destroyed in the cyclone. All together over 1800 people died in the cyclonic storm. All dwelling houses and other structures in Dhanushkodi town were marooned in the storm. The high tidal waves moved deep onto this island and ruined the entire town.
853 H***-Raising Treachery (aka Cenobite Catastrophe) Death Undercover -- Segment 7 In the 79 AD in Naples, Italy. During the Mt. Vesuvius' eruption, a mad claymaking thief man makes the cenobites from "H***raiser", along with a Lemarchand's forbidden box when suddenly, a massive earthquake that caused Mt. Vesuvius to erupts to the towns of Pompeii and Herculaneum were obliterated and buried underneath massive pyroclastic flows. An estimated 16,000 people (included a mad claymaking thief man) died from the eruption.
854 Curfew C**n (aka Crazy Curfew) The Death Identity -- Segment 1 The Falls Curfew was a British Army operation during July 3–5, 1970 in an area along the Falls Road in Belfast, Northern Ireland. The operation started with a weapons search but quickly developed into rioting and gun battles between British soldiers and the Official Irish Republican Army. Shortly after the violence began, the British commander imposed a curfew, which eventually lasted 36 hours. During the curfew, four civilians were killed by the British Army, at least 75 people were wounded (including 15 soldiers) and 337 people were arrested.
855 Collision Corruptor A Picture of Death -- Segment 7 In the movie "The Corruptor" (1999), Nick pushes Danny out of the way and is hit by the bullet originally meant for Danny. While at the hospital, the FBI is furious that Danny did not reveal Chen's corruption due to the fact that his leaking of information led directly to the death of an undercover FBI agent. Danny refused to withdraw his original statement telling them that Nick died a good cop, but Nick dies due to his injuries.
856 Shafted You're Dead! LOL! -- Segment 2 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 39 On January 8, 1992, in Fort Worth, TX. A mean-spirited, claustrophobic office manager gets in an elevator with some employees. However, the elevator gets stuck. In a desperate attempt to get out, the other employees pry open the doors to let her out. As she is climbing out, the hydraulic brakes fail and the elevator proceeds to descend, crushing the woman's abdomen/bisecting her.
857 Queasy Meal (aka Food Poisoning) Quest for Death -- Segment 2 1998 United States listeriosis outbreak was the second deadliest outbreak of foodborne illness. There were 14 deaths and 4 miscarriages or stillbirths in a listeria outbreak in hot dogs and cold cuts. Some sources put the death toll as high as 21.
858 Silly Mays (aka The Billy Mays Story) Obsolete Obituaries -- Segment 5 On June 28, 2009, Tampa, Florida. Billy Mays, who's a TV ad salesperson, had a head injury after he was struck to death on the head by luggage after an airline landing mishap where tires blew out as he suffered from chronic, untreated hypertension and heart disease.
859 Batty Baseball Death Sentence -- Segment 1 On August 30, 1920, in New York City, NY. Ray Chapman, who was an American baseball player, got hit in the head by a pitch thrown by Yankees pitcher Carl Mays, and died 12 hours later. He remains the only Major League Baseball player to have died from an injury sustained during a game.
860 Horrified Hippopotamus In the Name of Death -- Segment 5 Around the 31st century BC, According to Manetho, Hor-Aha, who is considered the second pharaoh of the first dynasty of ancient Egypt in current Egyptology, was carried away by a hippopotamus, the embodiment of the deity Seth. Provided that Hor-Aha was the legendary Menes, another story has it that Hor-Aha was killed by a hippopotamus while hunting.
861 Fleshed Fishes (aka Piranha Attacks) Tales from the Dead -- Segment 3 In this movie "Piranha" (1978), Two teenagers exploring at night come upon an apparently abandoned military installation as they take advantage of what appears to be a swimming pool to skinny dip until they are attacked by some of the piranha fishes and disappear under the water. A light activates in the main building and a silhouetted figure investigates the screams, but is too late to help.
862 Rhinoceros Rage Death Mysteries -- Segment 6 A rhino poacher tries to threatening some rhinos, who shall stomp and skid its feet on the ground and it may charge him and the rhinos stampede a poacher to death.
863 The King of Gunshots Cure for the Common Death, Part IV -- Segment 2 On April 4, 1968, in Memphis, TN. An unknown assassin makes a shot rang out as Martin Luther King, Jr. stood on the motel's second floor balcony. The bullet entered through his right cheek, smashing his jaw, then traveled down his spinal cord before lodging in his shoulder. Abernathy heard the shot from inside the motel room and ran to the balcony to find King on the floor. The events following the shooting have been disputed, as some people have accused Jackson of exaggerating his response. Martin Luther King, Jr. died of assassination.
864 Algae Anatomy Death Meets World -- Segment 1 Just how deadly blue-green algae can be was made clear for the first time in Caruaru, where 69 people died after undergoing dialysis treatment with contaminated water over four days in February 1996.
865 Black Widowed The Amazing World of Death -- Segment 7 In this movie "Arachnophobia" (1990), A nature photographer named Jerry Manley takes a rest under the tree where the spider was found, and a fertile male "General" spider jumps into his backpack, later sneaking into his sleeping bag and biting him on the hand. Jerry promptly has a massive tetanic seizure from the venom and dies.
866 Wasp on the Skateboard Cure for the Common Death, Part VI -- Segment 7 On August 10, 2009, Andrew Kessler, who was a New York City skateboarder, died from complications due to an allergic reaction to a wasp sting he suffered near Montauk, New York, where he was spending summer time surfing and helping a friend get off drugs.
867 Ling Ding (aka The Ling Cao Story) Caught by a Deathtrap -- Segment 2 In 203 AD, Ling Cao penetrated into the thick of enemy troops to pursue the commander; however, as Ling Cao was close to capturing Huang, he was killed by a stray arrow shot by Gan Ning from a distance. Ling Cao's son, Ling Tong, who was at the age of 14, fought bravely amongst arrows and fire, and retrieved his father's corpse back to his camp.
868 The Octo-pussy (aka The Octopus) Death Behind Bars -- Segment 3 The blue ringed octopus has been known to kill humans, including a scam poacher. It injects a paralytic venom that leads to paralysis, and subsequent respiratory failure. While artificial respiration is advised, there is no known antidote for this venom. The Pacific Octopus is also capable of killing a human being, but this phenomenon is incredibly unlikely, and almost unheard of.
869 Back Stabbed (aka Blood Eagle) Putting A Smiley Face On Death -- Segment 4 / Death By Request -- Segment 2A In the 10th century (around 950 A.D.), in Scotland. The king of a Viking clan leads a campaign of marauding, leaving his younger brother in charge during his expedition. The younger Viking celebrates by having s** with the women. When the queen tries to shut it down, he r***s her. A few months later, when the king returns, he catches his brother in bed with his wife and sentences him to death by the blood eagle, in which the victim is stabbed in the back and his lungs are pulled out of his body, causing the victim's lungs to deflate from lack of pressure and the victim to suffocate to death, which means asphyxiated.
870 Fatally Gourd The One About Dumb People Dying -- Segment 7 On October 12, 2007, in Moorpark, CA. A man and his buddies go pumpkin chunking using a homemade pumpkin cannon at his farm. Meanwhile, another man is attempting to steal pumpkins from the farm across the field where the pumpkins are supposed to land. One of the pumpkins from the cannon makes contact with the thief, and the stem of the pumpkin impales his heart, killing him instantly.
871 Eagle Dye (aka Eagle Eye) Possessed by Death -- Segment 6 A long time ago, a bied catcher tries to go near the eagle nest as in he grabs it, it would by nature defend itself like any other animal, and with its large talons and sharp beak could do some damage, and possible death if damage occurs around the face and neck area and a bird catcher dies.
872 Stupid Monkey (aka Monkey Shines) Dead Again -- Segment 4 In 1920, Alexander I, King of the Hellenes, was taking a walk in the Royal Gardens, when his dog was attacked by a monkey. The King attempted to defend his dog, receiving bites from both the monkey and its mate. The diseased animals' bites caused sepsis and Alexander died three weeks later.
873 Bad Max (aka Sucked Off) The End is Weird -- Segment 7 / Death By Request -- Segment 9A On July 23, 2010, in Malibu, CA. In this imaginary tale (based on Abigail Taylor's death), a notoriously movie star, who looks like Mel Gibson, attempts to force his girlfriend into giving him o*** s**, but she is too busy recording his abusive phone calls to sell to the press. The man sits in his Jacuzzi, and ends up eviscerated through his a*** when he sits directly on the Jacuzzi's suction pump.
874 Dyin' Maiden (aka Iron Maid) Death Penalties -- Segment 2 On September 4, 1789, in Lyon, France. During the French Revolution, a spy posing as a maid tries to kill a magistrate to get his money, but is stopped by the magistrate's assistant. For committing treason, the maid/spy is sentenced to death by being shoved inside an iron maiden and impaled.
875 Bangladesh means Bulls*** (aka Typhoon on Bangladesh) Dead or Alive -- Segment 7 On the night of April 29, 1991 a powerful tropical cyclone struck the Chittagong district of southeastern Bangladesh with winds of around 250 km/h (155 mph). The storm forced a 6 metre (20 ft) storm surge inland over a wide area, killing at least 138,000 people and leaving as many as 10 million homeless.
876 Shipwrecked Have the Dead Meals -- Segment 6 There is a romantic element to the disaster of a shipwreck that is associated with no other form of transport. It may be that the ethos of 'women and children first' – established by the brave men of the HMS Birkenhead in 1845 – who, realizing that there were too few lifeboats for everybody, sacrificed themselves to save the most vulnerable. 460 heroes died that day, but this was a small number in maritime history.
877 Caulk Blocked (aka A** Full Of Caulk) If You're Dead – Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You -- Segment 3 On April 25, 1998, in New York, NY. A wannabe hip-hop queen and aspiring songwriter gets pigtail implants to get the attention of a male rapper who prefers women with big pigtails (and has dedicated a hit song to those kind of women). However, the surgeon she hired was a fraud, and her pigtail implants were made of common bathroom caulk instead of medical-grade silicone. The syringe the surgeon used accidentally hit an artery and sent the caulk into her circulatory system where it clogged her heart and led to cardiac arrest.
878 Semi-Struck Have the Dead Meals -- Segment 5 On July 19, 2012, in Phoenix, Arizona. A head-on collision west of Phoenix has claimed at least seven lives. The accident occurred earlier this morning on Interstate 10. A semi-truck was traveling eastbound when it crossed the median and collided head-on with at least one other vehicle.
879 Car C***ped (aka Car Crashed) Date with Death -- Segment 4 On July 22, 2012, in New York, NY. A car smashed into a concrete pillar and flipped over before bursting into flames early Sunday, killing five adults and reducing the car to a mangled mess.
880 VooDoo-Doo'd Have the Dead Meals -- Segment 4 In his 1964 article, James L. Mathis, MD, describes a case of a previously healthy man who died from asthmatic attacks when his mother "cursed" him for going against her wishes. Mathis proposes that "fatal psychosomatic conditions" were the cause of this man's death, and thus a form of voodoo death.
881 Slayer Cake (aka Heart Baker) Death: One Size Fits All -- Segment 5 / Happy Deathiversary -- Segment 7 On April 13, 2006, in St. Charles, MD. A bakery owner fires her incompetent brother-in-law after days of putting up with his unhygienic habits and his lack of professionalism. Before the man leaves, he decorates several cakes with shocking and slanderous messages. The man then steps out, and ends up slipping and falling on his cake-decorating syringe, which lodges in his chest and pumps enough icing into his heart for the man to suffer a massive heart attack.
882 Brain in the Pain Cure for the Common Death, Part IV -- Segment 7 On May 26, 2010, Gary Coleman was admitted to Utah Valley Regional Medical Center in Provo, Utah in critical condition after falling down the stairs at his home in Santaquin and hitting his head, possibly after another seizure, and suffering an epidural hematoma. According to a hospital spokesman, Coleman was "conscious and lucid" the next morning, but his condition subsequently worsened. The next day, he was unconscious and on life support. He died on May 28.
883 Cougar Takes a Californication (aka California Cougar) Time for Death -- Segment 2 On January 8, 2004, in southern Orange County, CA. A mountain biker named Mark Jeffrey Reynolds Attacked and killed, by a cougar, while mountain biking at Whiting Ranch Wilderness Park.
884 Hoarse-Backed Riding (aka The Christopher Reeve Story) The Death Identity -- Segment 3 On May 27, 1995, in Culpeper, Virginia. Christopher Reeve's horse made a refusal so Christopher Reeve fell and sustained a cervical spinal injury that paralyzed him from the neck down. On October 9, 2004, Christopher Reeve felt well and attended his son Will's hockey game. That night, he went into cardiac arrest after receiving an antibiotic for the infection. He fell into a coma and was taken to Northern Westchester Hospital in Mount Kisco, New York. Eighteen hours later, on October 10, 2004, he died of cardiac arrest.
885 S.O.B. -- Sarcastic Obsessive Behavior (aka Deadly Women) Death Undercover -- Segment 6 In 1989-90, A terrible lady named Aileen Wuornos, who murder seven men (Richard Mallory, David Spears, Charles Carskaddon, Peter Siems, Troy Burress, Charles "Dick" Humphreys, and Walter Jeno Antonio), but in the early '90s, the police finally caught up to her. On October 9, 2002, in Florida State Prison, Aileen Wuornos was setenced to death in lethal injection.
886 S***ty Shoved-Up (aka The Position-7 Problem) A Picture of Death -- Segment 4 One male prisoner steps up his escaping plan to get escape from the death row prison by a dynamite, into another male prisoner's r*****, when all of a sudden, as the dynamite alarm starts, it's setting off an explosion that kills them both. The explosion blows out the his friend's guts and blows off his face and skull.
887 Master of Death (aka The David Carradine Story) Hoarding Death -- Segment 2 On June 4, 2009, in Bangkok, Thailand. David Carradine was found dead in his room at the Swissôtel Nai Lert Park Hotel on Wireless Road, near Sukhumvit Road, in central Bangkok, Thailand. He was in Bangkok to shoot his latest film, "Stretch" (2011). A police official said that he was found hanging by a rope naked in the room's closet, causing immediate speculation that his death was suicide. However, reported evidence suggested that his death was the result of autoerotic asphyxiation.
888 Ex-Squeezed (aka Scavenger's Daughter) Sudden Death -- Segment 7 In 1581 A.D., in London, England. A prisoner is sentenced to death on a torture rack, but he is so tall that the machine cannot stretch his body. His executioner, Sir William Skeffington, then invents the Scavenger's Daughter, a device that forces the man into a fetal position while two metal arms crush his ribs and lungs. The prisoner dies of blood loss and puncture wounds.
889 Fiddle Licked (aka A Violin of Violence) Dead on Dead -- Segment 3 On February 8, 2008, in Washington, D.C. (District of Columbia). A Middle-Eastern terrorist poses as a rug salesman out on a date. Meanwhile, a CIA agent poses as a violinist at the same restaurant, attempting to kill the man with an experimental laser gun hidden in her violin case. The gamma rays from the gun succeed in causing thermal damage on a molecular level to the terrorist's brain.
890 Killdozed by the Bulldozer Chased by Death -- Segment 4 On March 16, 2003, in Rafah, Gaza Strip. Rachel Aliene Corrie was an American activist and a member of the pro-Palestinian International Solidarity Movement (ISM), who was crushed to death by an Israel Defense Forces armored bulldozer while protesting the demolition of Palestinian homes in Gaza.
891 F***ed Up the Fan Blades (aka The Fan of Horror) Death Behind Bars -- Segment 2 A thief, who robbed the bank and ran away to the house of fans, got decapitated by a fan blade. Based on one of the death scenes from "Final Destination 3" (2006).
892 Gorgeous Gorge (aka Too Much Junk Food) Death Gets Busy -- Segment 2 On May 2, 2004, in New York, NY. A supermodel who uses bulimia to keep herself thin orders everything on the room service hotel menu and stuffs her face with food. When she goes to the bathroom to throw up, her stomach ruptures from eating too much food and she dies.
893 Hurry-Can't Season (aka Hurricane Season) Possessed by Death -- Segment 7 On August 23 - 30, 2005. Hurricane Katrina was the deadliest and most destructive Atlantic hurricane of the 2005 Atlantic hurricane season and killed 1,836 people in the actual hurricane and in the subsequent floods, making it the deadliest U.S. hurricane.
894 Scam Eye Am (Dead) (aka Killer Scam) Killing Them Softly -- Segment 1 On March 21, 2003, in Chicago, IL. After a Nigerian scam artist attempts to scam a man using the "wash-wash" scheme, his intended victim catches on and runs up to the scammer's hotel room. The scam artist is standing behind the door when the victim forces it open, driving its coathook into the scammer's eye and piercing his frontal lobe.
895 Pop Goes The Cholo (aka Sin-Tu b***d) Better Dead Than Us -- Segment 3 On August 25, 2008, in Albuquerque, NM. Two street gang members take a third member to a back alley doctor to treat a bullet wound to the chest. The gang leader ends up pistol whipping the doctor into unconsciousness after losing patience with him. With the doctor out cold, the gang members decide to do the operation themselves, but fail after inserting the tracheal tube down the injured member's esophagus, rather than the trachea, and end up hemorrhaging the injured member's stomach by filling it with air and causing it to explode.
896 Sun of a B**** (aka Rising Sun) Die Hard -- Segment 4 In one of "South Park" Season 1 episode called "Tom's Rhinoplasty", The Iraqi soldiers take Ms. Ellen, who's an Iraqi fugitive, into custody and shoot her into the center of the Sun via a rocket.
897 American Died'Ol (aka Terrified Talent) A New App Called Death -- Segment 6 On October 7, 2010, in Montclair, NJ. A brash woman cuts in line during an talent search for the next big pop music star. A freak windstorm blows her umbrella out of her hands and sends it crashing down, wedging into her spinal cord and causing her death from neurogenic shock.
898 Decapitated Director (aka The Boris Sagal Story) Dead Again -- Segment 5 / Happy Deathiversary -- Segment 15 On May 22, 1981, in Portland, Oregon. Boris Sagal, a film director, died while shooting the TV miniseries "World War III" (1982) when he walked into the tail rotor blade of a helicopter and was decapitated.
899 Batter Upped (aka Fried D'oh) Death Takes A Vacation -- Segment 3 On January 26, 2003, in Abilene, TX. A food vendor at a carnival tries to seduce his co-worker in the booth by e*****ally feeding her. His co-worker enjoys it, until the food vendor tries to make out with her. The co-worker resists and dumps a bucket of flour over his head and runs off to her car. The food vendor goes after her, but ends up running into a pole and face-planting into a deep-fryer, which gives him fatal burns. The woman forgets her keys so she goes back, much to the horror of the man's frying corpse.
900 Lightning on a Picnic Dead Thieves -- Segment 1 Four picnic friends have gathered for a picnic supper, when all of a sudden, a terrible thunderstorm has appeared so they need to find this cabin place inside in a hurry and locks the door. Meanwhile, an angry landlord with metal plate on his head tried to knock on the front door, but the lightning strikes on him that caused to die.

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JamesTherHAMPMaster 17:17, November 21, 2012 (UTC)

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