1000 WTD (brand new homemade logo)

The Brand-New Homemade "1000 Ways to Die" logo. Font: Viking Stencil. Box-Cutting blade (with a sparkle dot at the edge of the blade) for "1", \\' = "Slasher Font" (from "Western International Syndication" logo) for "W", Bloody Skull for "O" and a Stabbed Sword and bloodline for "I". As the sword strikes on the ground, it reveals the homemade logo while the blood comes out of this ground below the sword.

"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
"OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).

NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.

"1000 Ways to Die" -- Segments 701 - 800

Death # "Event" Name Taken from Circumstances of Death
701 Steward-Death The One About Dumb People Dying -- Segment 5 / Death By Request -- Segment 4A On April 9, 1998, at 30,000 Feet Over The Pacific. An extremely irritable and apathetic flight attendant on her last flight before retirement annoys others with her rude behavior. Suddenly, the top of the plane (which was weakened from years of metal fatigue) cracks and the attendant is sucked out from explosive decompression. As she falls, the flight attendant is exposed to high-speed winds that shred her skin, suffocates from the atmosphere's lack of oxygen, and freezes from the extreme cold of being 30,000 feet in the air, dying before landing in the ocean.
702 Too Much Thanksgiving (aka Thanksgiving of Terror) Possessed by Death -- Segment 3 A Queens teen was fatally shot in the head during a violent 24-hour period between Thanksgiving and Black Friday. According to police, a male victim was found dead of a gunshot wound to the head in the driveway of a home on Beach Channel Drive in Far Rockaway around 10 p.m. Thursday. According to the Daily News, there were seven other shootings during that 24-hour period.
703 Franken-stoned (aka Frankenstein) Law & Death -- Segment 3 In this movie "Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed" (1969), Baron Victor Frankenstein is staying at a boarding house while a former fellow-scientist resides in a nearby insane asylum, slowly dying through lack of oxygen in the brain.
704 Cruci-Fried (aka Seeing the Dark Light) Young, Dumb, and Full of Death -- Segment 3 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 55 On July 19, 1978, in Chattanooga, TN. A phony miracle healer and minister removes the ground from a three-pronged electrical plug to a microphone amp in hopes of getting rid of an annoying hum emitting from the machine. During the service, he steps into a baptismal pool while holding the microphone and is electrocuted.
705 Giant Lollipop Cure for the Common Death, Part V -- Segment 2 A burgular shoplifts all of lollipops and goes on top of the building, when all of a sudden the police arrived as the used guns to shoots lollipops to pieces that strikes on a burgular on a face and fell off the building to drops dead.
706 Bush Whacked 6: Candles of Catastrophe (aka Candle Waxes) The Amazing World of Death -- Segment 1 During 2002, an estimated 18,000 home structure fires started by candles were reported to local fire departments. (Homes include dwellings, duplexes, manufactured housing and apartments.) These fires resulted in an estimated 130 civilian deaths, 1,350 civilian injuries and an estimated direct property loss of $333 million.
707 Rocket Rocked-Out Death in Time -- Segment 4 On July 27, 2006, in Israel 37 people hurt in strikes on Hurfeish, Acre, Kiryat Shmona; 8 rockets hit Ma'alot in first nighttime attack.
708 Bangkok Dangerous The Weather Outside is Death -- Segment 4 On May 15, 2010, in Bangkok, Thailand. A protester named Phan Khamkong was hit by bullets fired by soldiers who were shooting at a van driven by Samorn Maithong near an airport rail link station on Ratchaprarop road. The troops were ordered to go there position by the Centre for the Resolution of the Emergency Situation (CRES).
709 Football in the G**** (aka Man Getting Hit By A Football) Dead or Alive -- Segment 2 One of the homemade football players tosses his football and hits the old man in the uprights and fell down dead. It's a rip-off of "The Simpsons" episode.
710 Tanked Girl Cure for the Common Death, Part I -- Segment 6 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 20 On December 21, 1978, in St. Augustine, FL. A female scuba diver waits in a decompression chamber after making an emergency swim back to the surface. A maintenance worker, not knowing the diver is in the room, releases the pressure of the room, causing her body to instantly explode.
711 S***tic Surgery (aka Sudden Surgery) Death – Putting The "Fun" In "Funeral" -- Segment 1 On February 5, 2004, in Greensboro, NC. A woman who has recently had gastric bypass surgery chews out her husband and forces him to divorce her while the two dine out at a fancy restaurant. While arguing with him, the woman has a coughing fit, which causes her to bleed out excessively and bring forth a pair of forceps (which were left inside her by her plastic surgeon) from her lacerated stomach.
712 Rub-A-Dubbed Out Putting a Happy Face on Death -- Segment 1 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 29 On August 27, 2004, in Tulsa, OK. A man who has stolen a bag of groceries from a blind pregnant woman hides in a car wash to escape police. The car wash owner runs the daily maintenance check, and the thief becomes disoriented by the chaos inside the car wash. During his struggle to find the exit, his head becomes impaled by a 1,000 PSI spray nozzle, which fills his skull with water. The force of the water pressure inside his skull eventually causes his head to explode.
713 Dive Bombed Hard Lives, Easy Deaths -- Segment 2 A group of friends fly themselves home from Cabo San Lucas in a private plane shortly after going scuba diving. At 12,000 ft, they all suffer from decompression sickness and crash, causing the plane to explode and killing everyone aboard.
714 Forked-Up Death On Arrival -- Segment 2 On July 13, 2006, in Chester, PA. Two men under the influence of marijuana decide to play on a forklift. One drives while the other is pulled on a platform behind him attached with a rope, but when the rope gets caught under the tire of another vehicle, the rope constricts around the rider so tightly that it severs his torso.
715 Withdrawn (aka Lock and Exp-Load) That's "Mister Death" To You -- Segment 7 On March 4, 2003, in Chicago, IL. A robber with a C-4 bomb collar around his neck holds up a bank, pretending to be a victim who was forced by other criminals to do it. As the police confront the man, a shaken teller flees for her car, unlocking it with her wireless key. Since the wireless key and the bomb's detonator were set to the same frequency, the robber's head explodes.
716 Blazing Blast I Shouldn't Be Alive -- Segment 3 On September 5, 2012, in southern India. A blaze at a fireworks factory killed at least 30 people after triggering a mass explosion.
717 Dorothy Stung (aka The Dorothy Stang Story) Death Matters -- Segment 6 On the morning of February 12, 2005, in In Anapú, Pará, Brazil. Dorothy Stang and Ciero woke up early to walk to a community meeting to speak about the rights for the Amazon. Ciero, the farmer Stang invited to the meeting, was going to be late because of some interruptions. When Clodoaldo approved of discharging at Stang, Raifran fired a round at Stang's abdomen. She fell face down on the ground. Raifran fired another round into Stang's back, then fired all four remaining rounds into her head.
718 Wacky Wilkie Live and Let Die -- Segment 6 On May 5, 1944, in Buckinghamshire, England. Wilkie Bard, who was a popular vaudeville and music hall entertainer and recording artist at the beginning of the 20th century, died of a coronary thrombosis.
719 Suffering the Sulfuric Acid Dead or Alive -- Segment 3 On September 6, 1944, William McSwan disappeared. John Geoge Haigh later admitted hitting him over the head after luring him into a basement at 79 Gloucester Road, London SW7. He then put McSwan's body into a 40-gallon drum and tipped concentrated sulphuric acid on to it. Two days later he returned to find the body had become sludge, which he poured down a manhole. On August 10, 1949, Haigh was setenced to death by hanging.
720 Shooting Samuel D'oh (aka The Samuel Doe Story) Diary of the Dead -- Segment 7 On September 9, 1990, in Monrovia, Liberia. Samuel Doe, who was the 21st President of Liberia, has been captured by a faction leader named Prince Y. Johnson. Samuel Doe had been visiting ECOMOG peacekeeping headquarters in Monrovia when Johnson arrived with his forces and seized Doe after a bloody gun battle. Doe was taken to Johnson's military base and tortured before being killed. The spectacle was videotaped and seen on news reports around the world. The video shows Johnson sipping a Budweiser as Doe's ear is cut off. Samuel Doe has been assassinated to death.
721 Marine Mashed (aka The Suzanne Marie Collins Story) The Death Club -- Segment 1 / Happy Deathiversary -- Segment 22 Sedley Alley, a civilian married to an enlisted member of the military, abducted and murdered Suzanne Marie Collins late in the evening of July 11, 1985 while she was jogging on the base. Collins' body was discovered several hours later. Alley was immediately arrested by military police. Alley was executed by lethal injection at the Riverbend Maximum Security Institution in Nashville, Tennessee, on the morning of June 28, 2006; he was pronounced dead at 2:12 AM.
722 Traffic Jammed Death Undercover -- Segment 1 On August 31, 2012, in Lagos, Nigeria. Two speeding buses collided head-on and burst into flames killing at least 29 people and injuring 16 others in northern Nigeria's Yobe state.
723 Bot-ily Harm (aka Mod Man) The End is Weird -- Segment 1 / Death By Request -- Segment 9B On July 25, 2002, in Austin, TX. A teenage boy obsessed with building robots and annoying his mom with them uses the microprocessor from his mother's Roomba to build a motion sensing robot with a sharp rotating edger blade. After dropping a screw and bending over to pick it up, the robot awakens and charges at the boy, severing two of his fingers, then slashing his foot, and after he falls to the ground, it lacerates deeply into his abdomen, killing him from excessive loss of blood.
724 The Tropical Storm of Terror Death Meets World -- Segment 4 On August 25, 2012, in Port-Au-Prince, Haiti. Haitians began to dig themselves out of the mud on one day later after Tropical Storm Isaac doused the Caribbean nation and killed eight people here and another two in neighboring Dominican Republic.
725 The In-Crowd Mobsters The Weather Outside is Death -- Segment 5 On November 5, 1930, in New York, NY. Mobsters Steve Ferrigno and Alfred Mineo, allies of Joe Masseria, are killed by Salvatore Maranzano's gunman outside Ferrigno's home in New York. Masseria narrowly avoids the ambush himself.
726 Dough!!! (aka Cinnamon And Spice) Wild Wild Death -- Segment 4 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 95 On November 9, 2004, in Rapid City, SD. A lecherous bakery supervisor who s*****ly harasses his female employees challenges one of them to swallow a spoonful of ground cinnamon in order to get out of going on a date with him. She chokes on the powder and coughs it into his face, and he falls over so that his tie gets caught in a running dough mixer. His head is pulled in and the machine's blades inflict lethal skull fractures.
727 Berlin B****** (aka Rocket Engine Destroyed) The Death Identity -- Segment 4 On April 23, 1945, the first Soviet ground forces started to penetrate the outer suburbs of Berlin. By April 27, Berlin was completely cut off from the outside world. The battle in the city continued until May 2, 1945. On that date, the commander of the Berlin Defence Area, General Helmuth Weidling, surrendered to the commander of the Soviet 8th Guards Army, Lieutenant-General Vasily Chuikov. Chuikov was a constituent of Marshal Georgiy Zhukov's 1st Belorussian Front.
728 Nas-scarred (aka Race to the Finish) Date with Death -- Segment 6 On August 6, 2012, in Long Road, PA. The victim, a 41-year old man from Moosic, Pennsylvania, was standing next to his car at the track's parking lot behind the Turn 3 grandstand and was killed by a lightning strike. Bystanders had attempted to perform CPR on him until paramedic arrived. The man was later taken to the track's medical facility, and was pronounced dead at a local hospital at 6:11 PM. The victim that was in critical condition after getting struck was later in stable condition.
729 Kan-sensed Tornadoes (aka Kansas Tornadoes) Death Behind Bars -- Segment 4 In 1955, in Kansas. 98 tornadoes killed 81 people and injured 275 people. It costs over $2 billions in damages.
730 Colon-Gross-Opy (aka Colon Gross) Dirt Nap -- Segment 7 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segmnt 96 On August 18, 1995, in Denville, NJ. A girl with a very high competitive streak holds various contests with her two male roommates. To prepare for a farting contest, she decides to cheat by squirting a can of whipped cream up her r***** to produce gas. However, the nitrous oxide gas from the can causes quick freezing and immediate necrosis of her intestinal tissue, resulting in swelling. Before She bleed to death, she farts out her blood and dies of hemorrhage.
731 Oh, Deer! (aka The Bucks Don't Stop) I Shouldn't Be Alive -- Segment 1 In 2005, a study for the insurance industry estimated that deer kill 150 people in car crashes nationwide and cause $1 billion in damages. Ticks and Lyme disease, a more indirect effect from deer, also kill humans. Agreeing on a solution for controlling deer populations and protecting humans has proven difficult.
732 Pneumonia Pregnancy (aka A Pregnancy of Death) Death in Time -- Segment 6 Elizabeth Davis, a wife of Tim Davis, hugs her sons Matthew and Jacob during a trip to Virginia Beach in August 2000. She was pregnant at the time and died a month later after the birth of the child. U.S. women are dying from childbirth at the highest rate in decades, new government figures show.
733 Electrifying! (aka Evil Electricity) Cure for the Common Death, Part V -- Segment 1 A scam artist pretends to be an electrician. As he tries to fix the electrical wires, all of a sudden, he got electrouted and falls to death on the ground.
734 Die It (aka Scam-tastic Voyage) Death be not Stupid -- Segment 4 On June 12, 2003, in Evanston, IL. A woman, who is desperate to lose weight, swallows tapeworm larvae. They eat everything she does, and eventually breed, spread throughout her body, and start eating her internal organs, killing her.
735 Cabin Fever Play Dead -- Segment 7 Five college students, Paul, Karen, Marcy, Jeff, and Burt, take a vacation to a remote cabin in the woods to celebrate the start of spring break, when suddenly, a person, who's gruesomely infected, kills all of the five college students. Based on the movie "Cabin Fever" (2002).
736 Volcanic Blast in Yellowstone (aka Supervolcano) MegaDeath -- Segment 2 In this movie "2012: The Movie" (2009), Charlie Frost, who's a fringe science conspiracy theorist and radio talk show host, stays behind to broadcast the Yellowstone eruption and is killed in the enormous eruption.
737 Austrian Avalanche (aka The Tommy Brunner Story) Rate Your Death -- Segment 6 on April 21, 2006, in Bella Coola, British Columbia. Tommy Brunner was an Austrian big mountain snowboarding legend. He died in an avalanche accident. Just 2 weeks after the release of a computer game by Bongfish Interactive Entertainment dedicated to him called Stoked Rider.
738 CTJ Rifled (aka Cheshire Consequences) Live and Let Die -- Segment 7 On July 22, 2007, Two people went to a local grocery store in Cheshire. They picked up food for the evening meal which would be prepared by a second person. They, along with the third person would be killed several hours later in a home invasion... all three people killed by two CTJ rifle intruders, who got caught and sentened to death. Based on the story of the home invasion murders in Cheshire, CT.
739 Falling Down That Niagara (aka Niagara Falls Death) Hoarding Death -- Segment 4 On August 14, 2011, in Niagara Falls, Ontario. A female tourist was swept over Niagara Falls and presumed drowned after falling from a railing along the Canadian side of the Niagara River. The woman was visiting the falls with a friend when she climbed over the railing and straddled it while holding an umbrella. The woman apparently lost her balance and fell into the water when she stood up to climb back over. She fell into the swift-moving river about 80 feet upstream from the brink of the Horseshoe Falls.
740 Poultrygeist (aka Night of the Chicken Dead) Death Meets World -- Segment 2 In this movie "Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead" (2006; USA), Carl Jr (played by Caleb Emerson), who's a redneck fry cook with a s***** f***** for uncooked chicken carcasses, dies after a mop is shoved into his c***** by Hummus when she tries to kill a chicken.
741 The Prostate Can't-cer (aka Prostate Problems) Death in Time -- Segment 5 On October 2, 2009, Dennis Hopper was discharged, after receiving treatment for dehydration. As of March 23, 2010, Hopper reportedly weighed only 100 pounds (45 kg) and was unable to carry on long conversations. Unfortunately, Hopper was terminally ill and was unable to undergo chemotherapy to treat his prostate cancer. On May 29, 2010, Dennis Hopper died at his home in the coastal Los Angeles district of Venice on the morning, due to complications from prostate cancer.
742 Hammer Head (aka Hammertime) Young, Dumb, and Full of Death -- Segment 4 On September 14, 2003, in Rochester, NY. A new janitor at an all-girls preparatory school lurks outside with a video camera recording teenaged field hockey players as they practice. When one of the girls notices this, she tries to hit him with the field hockey ball. The janitor ducks out of the way and continues to film them—only to get the side of his skull crushed in by a hammer thrower who threw her hammer too far.
743 Playing on Stereotypes (aka Radio of Revenge) Die Hard -- Segment 6 The two black people of stereotypes listen to portable radio, when suddenly, they bumped into each other and started gun-firing. They dodged each other, however. On the other hand, the cops killed two black people of stereotypes by gun-firing.
744 Master E-Raced (aka Blast from the Past) Killing Them Softly -- Segment 7 Starting on April 11, 1945, in Nuremberg, Germany and Ends on April 11, 1995, in Brooklyn, NY. A Nazi military officer is shot in the head during World War II and left for dead, but survives with the bullet becoming lodged near a major artery in his brain. Fifty years later, he bumps his head against his refrigerator, jarring the bullet enough to sever the artery and cause a fatal hemorrhage.
745 Half-Offed (aka Body Rip-Off) Death Be a Lady Tonight -- Segment 1 On July 15, 2001, in Reno, NV. An obnoxious impatient executive bullies his way through a taxi line and steals the cab from a woman with several bags, demanding the ride is his. As he's arguing with the woman and the bellhop, a tow truck speeds by with a loose hook and the hook gets caught in the taxi's trunk, pinning the man against the cab and quickly slicing him in half and severing his spinal cord, bisecting him.
746 Pornicated (aka Hoard Knock Life) Dead Wrongs -- Segment 6 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 48 On April 19, 2010, in Tucson, AZ. A p*** addicted compulsive hoarder throws out everything in his wife's vanity to make room for his filthy, dirty movies, prompting his long-suffering wife of 35 years to leave him. Unfazed, the man continues to feed his addiction, but forgets to eat and drink. Disoriented, he begins to stagger his way out of the house, but because he has been hoarding so much X-rated (NC-17-rated) material over the years, he ends up getting trapped, collapses on the floor from severe dehydration, and dies.
747 A Mid-Evil for Richard I A One Way Trip to Death -- Segment 6 On April 6, 1199, in Limousin, France. Due to the nature of his death, Richard I of England was later referred to as the Lion (that) by the Ant was slain. According to one chronicler, His last act of chivalry proved fruitless; in an o*** of medieval brutality, the infamous mercenary captain Mercadier had the crossbowman flayed alive and hanged as soon as he died.
748 The Not-So-Great Escape The Death Club -- Segment 2 On March 8, 1989, in Berlin Switzerland. Winfried Freudenberg tries to escape with a hot-air balloon, but unfortunately, tt severed a power line shortly after launching. He spent several hours aloft. He passed over the Berlin Tegel Airport in West Berlin, where he apparently had intended to land, at an altitude of 2,000 meters. The next morning, he fell into the garden of a villa in the suburb of Zehlendorf and died.
749 Canadian Heatstroke In the Name of Death -- Segment 4 On October 1, 1867, in Hicksville, CA. Charles Duncombe, who was a leader in the Upper Canada Rebellion in 1837, died after a severe case of sunstroke.
750 All C.H.U.D. Up (aka Monsters in the Sewer) Play Dead -- Segment 1 That night, woman walking her dog down a empty, darkened city street. As she passes by a manhole, she is attacked by some creatures that live in the sewer, and the dog is pulled in after her. It was based on the opening movie "C.H.U.D." (1984).
751 Banned Pressly A One Way Trip to Death -- Segment 7 On October 20, 2008, in Little Rock, AR. Anne Pressly, who was an American news anchor for KATV Channel 7 and an actress from "W" (2008), was unresponsive in her bed with injuries sustained to her head and upper body consistent with a beating. She had been r***d, her left hand had been broken, and her face had been crushed beyond recognition. The attacker, named Curtis Lavelle Vance, took her laptop computer, her purse with a credit card, and little else until he ends up arrested by cops and was sentenced to life in prison with paroleless (no parole)
752 A Mud from H*** (aka Mudslide Lavaflow) Rate Your Death -- Segment 3 During the Mt. Etna eruption in 2002, between mudslide and lava, over 30,000 people dead and 20,000 people injured.
753 Thanks A-Clot (aka Dr. Doctor) Grave Errors -- Segment 4 On February 12, 2005, in Cebu Island, Philippines. A psychic surgeon who scams the sick into believing he can cure them touches the mucus of a leper with a runny nose. Some time later, he contracts leprosy, and dies of a lung clot.
754 Hi-Jack O**ed (aka Balloon Blowout) Tweets From the Dead -- Segment 6 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 83 On June 16, 2010, in Orlando, FL. A hijacker looking to hijack a car hitchhikes on the road. When a truck driver and his boss, a former female boxer, stop to help him, he pulls out a gun. Threatening to shoot them, the hitchhiker forces them out of the truck. The brave woman punches him and he falls backward into the air brake hose, which enters his r*****, pumping him up with air and causing him to explode.
755 Mary Lou R****m (aka Lady vs. the Trampoline) The One About Dumb People Dying -- Segment 2 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 72 On February 12, 2010, in Colorado Springs, CO. A very bitter gymnast who lost her chances at being an Olympic star and her beleaguered partner practice in the gym for a Las Vegas show. After belittling her colleague on her trampoline skills, she attempts to dismount off the trampoline herself. Unfortunately, she lands on top of one of the supports for the parallel bars (which was left out by a worker trying to fix the bars) between her r****m and v*****l opening and fatally impales herself.
756 Bank Ruptured Cure for the Common Death, Part I -- Segment 2 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 1 On December 21, 1978, in Bordeaux, France. A man with the eating disorder pica manages to fill his stomach with metal objects, which eventually cut the surrounding veins and arteries, filling his stomach with blood. His stomach soon bursts and spills blood into his abdomen.
757 Monsoon Madness Death Meets World -- Segment 5 During monsoon, flash floods kill 20 people as flash floods and landslides triggered by torrential rain swept away hundreds of homes in six Azad Jammu and Kashmir (AJK) districts, rescue officials said on Friday. Some 683 houses were left damaged by the floods.
758 St. Valentine's Day Massacre The Weather Outside is Death -- Segment 6 On February 14, 1929, in Chicago, Illinois. Al Capone goes to Florida to establish an alibi while his henchmen, some dressed as cops, ambush and execute seven members of Bugs Moran's gang in a Chicago garage.
759 Lion-ing on the Streets (aka The Lost Lion) Die Hard -- Segment 7 In this movie "The Ghost and the Darkness" (1996), the warriors decide to leave, but Charles Remington offers to stay to help Helena Patterson. Charles builds a new hospital for all the lion victims, and attempts to draw the lions to the old one by covering it with animal parts. The lions, however, outsmart Charles and attack the new hospital, killing many patients and Dr. David Hawthorne.
760 Daytona Disaster (aka The Dale Earnhardt, Sr. Story) Death Matters -- Segment 3 On February 18, 2001, in Daytona Beach, FL. As the Nascar race is over, there was a race car accident between Dale Earnhardt, Sr. (with Junior Dale Earnhardt, Jr. front of his father.) and Ken Schrader, who has minor injuries. Dale Earnhardt Sr. was taken to Halifax Medical Center by ambulance, where he was pronounced dead.
761 Brick Turner The Death Club -- Segment 4 On June 22, 1954, Anne Perry and Juliet Marion Hulme took Honora Rieper for a walk in Victoria Park in their hometown of Christchurch. On an isolated path Hulme dropped an ornamental stone so that Ms. Rieper would lean over to retrieve it. At that point, Parker had planned to hit her mother with half a brick wrapped in a stocking. The girls presumed that would kill her; instead, it took 45 frenzied blows from both girls to finally kill Honora Rieper. The brutality of the crime has contributed to its notoriety. A few hours later, Anne and Juliet found guilty and sentenced to life in prison with paroleless (no parole).
762 Darrell Rusted (aka The Darrell Russell Story) May the Death be With You -- Segment 4 On December 15, 2005, Darrell Russell, who's an American Football player, was hitting several items including a tree and a fire hydrant before hitting a parked bus and died.
763 Pang Bang (aka The Pang Tong Story) Death's Most Wanted -- Segment 2 In 214 AD, in China. As Pang Tong rode through the slope with his troops, Zhang Ren mistook him for Liu Bei because he was riding Hex Mark. Zhang then signaled his men to fire at him. Pang Tong was killed by the arrows by Chinese reckoning. Liu Bei wept whenever the incident was mentioned because he believed if it wasn't for him giving Pang Tong Hex Mark, he would have never been attacked.
764 Skillsaw Slasher Date with Death -- Segment 5 At the construction site, Dale arrives with more complaints about them. Hank ignores them until he sees something horrifying: One of Dale's hands have been cut off, Dale screams in terror and dies. Hank Hill ends up getting arrested by the cops for the murder of Dale Gribble, resisting arrest and disobeyed orders. At the courthouse, The judge was setenced Hank to death in the electric chair. It's a rip-off of the "King of the Hill" episode.
765 Glory D**k (aka The Gloria Dickson Story) Cure for the Common Death, Part VI -- Segment 6 On April 10, 1945, in Los Angeles, CA. Gloria Dickson died from asphyxiation; flames had seared her lungs, and her body had suffered first and second degree burns during a fire at her Los Angeles home caused by an unextinguished cigarette that ignited an overstuffed chair on the main floor while she slept upstairs. Her body, and that of her pet dog, were found in the bathroom, and it was assumed that she had attempted to escape through the bathroom window.
766 Space Training Trouble Diary of the Dead -- Segment 6 Sergei Yuriyevich Vozovikov was a member of the Soviet Air Force Cosmonaut Training Group 11. His Cosmonaut training was from October 1, 1991 to March 6, 1992. He drowned July 11, 1993 during water recovery training in the Black Sea, near Rayon Anapa, Russia.
767 Wildfire By Lightning Death Undercover -- Segment 2 The largest single wildfire (which caused by lightning) in modern California history was the so-called Cedar Fire in San Diego County during October 2003. It burned 280,278 acres (438 square miles), destroyed 2,820 buildings, and killed 15 people.
768 Atom Accident The Death Identity -- Segment 5 On September 2, 1944, a group of engineers, some civilian, some military, were working on an atom experimental facility at the Philadelphia Navy Yard when, without warning, it exploded.
769 Bush Defeated (aka Wax On, Wax Off) Eat, Pray Die -- Segment 6 On March 23, 1999, in Nelson, VA. A woman with a large amount of p**** hair decides to get rid of it by clipping, shaving, and waxing it off herself after her boyfriend refuses to have s** with her. She accidentally removes some skin in the process, allowing an infection of necrotizing fasciitis to set in and kill her two weeks later from blood poisoning and organ failure.
770 Face Offed The Good, The Bad, and the Death -- Segment 1 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 19 On December 21, 2007, in Las Vegas, NV. A Las Vegas showgirl shaves her legs with a rusty razor blade. When she accidentally cuts herself, she contracts a Group A streptococcal infection, which develops into necrotizing fasciitis ("flesh-eating" bacteria). The bacteria in her blood stream breaks through a pimple on her face and starts eating away at her face. She eventually dies from sepsis.
771 Caught In A Lye (aka Mud Fried) Death Takes A Vacation -- Segment 4 / Happy Deathiversary -- Segment 9 On September 25, 2001, at The Czech Republic. A chemical plant owner lies to safety inspectors about his waste disposal practices. When one of them notices a pipe leaking hazardous sodium hydroxide solution, he tries to stop the leak by closing a valve. Instead, the chemical spews all over him, destroying his skin and body tissues.
772 Propane Boom (aka Death of a Propane Salesman) Death Meets World -- Segment 6 In the 2-part mini-series of "King of the Hill: Propane Boom" (1998), Mega-Lo-Mart got blown-up during the propane explsion, some people survuived, but one person got killed, and that's a death of a propane salesman named Buckley, Luanne's ex-boyfriend.
773 Turkic Tragedy The Death Identity -- Segment 6 On September 6, 2012, in Ahmetbeyli, Turkey. At least 61 migrants including Palestinians and Syrians died after their overcrowded boat sank just tens of meters off Turkey's western Aegean coast.
774 Shoplifting Masked The Amazing World of Death -- Segment 2 On June 1, 2012, in Covina, CA. A suspected, masked shoplifter got shot to death by cops at a Southern California Walmart store after fighting with store security workers who caught him in the parking lot.
775 Assaulting Battery Death in the Machine -- Segment 7 When Ralph Polanec collapsed after assauted by bad batteries on June 25 at his Washington, D.C., gym, staff members thought they could save him with a shock from their automated external defibrillator. But when they tried to turn it on, nothing happened. The device didn’t even flicker. The gym’s staff later discovered that the AED’s batteries had been removed when they lost their charge — and had never been replaced.
776 Autocar Accident Cure for the Common Death, Part IV -- Segment 5 Ian Bannen, who's an actor, suffered massive injuries and died in a car accident on November 3, 1999 at Knockies Straight, near Loch Ness. He was a passenger in a car driven by his wife, Marilyn Salisbury.
777 Hi-Dive Waterfall Dying Young -- Segment 7 In Tirathgarh Waterfalls, a killer tries to dive into a waterfall, but he got crashed and splashed. A killer got drowned to death. He thinks diving was fun, but it's too dangerous.
778 Goofball Giraffes Death Goes On -- Segment 3 During a safari trip, a madman gets a close-up to see giraffes, who shall uses headbonk attacks on a madman, who shall beaten to death.
779 Eel Effects Dead Wrongs -- Segment 3 On May 10, 2007, in Washington, D.C. At a sushi chef school, only 2 out of 25 students have graduated. As a custom, the head sushi chef shares shots of sake with his students to celebrate their graduation. After he passes out drunk, the students decide to put a Japanese eel down his pants as payback for the chef's abusive punishments (one of which was threatening to shove an eel up their r*****s). The eel slithers through his r***** and eats its way out causing him to bleed to death, killing him.
780 Critter In The S****er (aka Frantic Ferret) Enter the Ferret -- Segment 1 On January 18, 2004, in Richmond, VA. A Scottish man in a ferret legging contest attempts to break the world record for the longest time a ferret has been in his pants. However, one of the ferrets finds its way into the man's r***** and feasts on his h*********s, causing death from excessive bleeding.
781 Kite by Lightning Possessed by Death -- Segment 5 In 1750, a man makes an experiment to prove that lightning is electricity by flying a kite in a storm that appeared capable of becoming a lightning storm, but he got killed by lightning because he has a metal objects on himself. It's a rip-off of Benjamin Franklin's story.
782 Gacy Shocked Swimming with Death -- Segment 3 On May 10, 1994, in Crest Hill, IL. John Wayne Gacy, who did terrible things to so many wictims, was setenced to death in Lethal Injection.
783 Knife Duel (aka The Joshua Barton Story) In the Name of Death -- Segment 3 On June 30, 1823, Joshua Barton was the first Missouri Secretary of State and was involved in three duels with prominent Missouri politicians before being killed in a duel by Thomas Rector, who was killed in 1825 in a knife fight in St. Louis, Missouri.
784 Dance on the Mudslide The Death Club -- Segment 3 On July 17, 2012, at Beaminster Tunnel. The deaths of the dancing couple entombed beneath a mudslide for ten days will be investigated by the police watchdog, it emerged last night. Two dancers died after buried alive under tons of mudslides after their car was flattened by debris dislodged in bad weather. Based on a tragic story of Rosemary Snell and Michael Rolfe.
785 My Chemical Romance (aka Trashed) Death: One Size Fits All -- Segment 7 On August 8, 2003, in Bullhead City, AZ. A scamming couple posing as a toxic waste disposal company transport barrels of 2,4-Dichlorophenol at a local dump. When the boyfriend complains about dumping, his bitter girlfriend takes over and dumps the waste herself. She dies soon after tripping on a discarded toilet and gets a mouthful of the toxic sludge from the barrel, filling her lungs and killing her from a combination of drowning and poisoning.
786 Curl Up And Die (aka Hair Die) Grave Errors -- Segment 1 / Death By Request -- Segment 7C On November 1, 1972, in Beverly Hills, CA. A hairstylist, known for seducing his female clients with Quaaludes and vodka and still under the influence of the cocktail from a fling moments before, begins to work on his next client. The hairstylist passes out from the drugs and lands on the floor with his neck on top of a heated curling iron. As the curling iron burns through the man's neck, the dead tissue blocks his trachea and he asphyxiates.
787 Jack Up The Shining (aka The Shining) Law & Death -- Segment 4 In this movie "The Shining" (1980), Danny walks backwards in his own tracks and leaps behind a corner, covering his tracks with snow to mislead Jack, who is following his footprints. Wendy and Danny escape in Hallorann's snowcat, while Jack freezes to death in the hedge maze.
788 John D***ed (aka The John Denver Story) Death's Most Wanted -- Segment 3 On October 12, 1997, John Denver was killed when his experimental Rutan Long-EZ plane, aircraft registration number N555JD, crashed into the Pacific Ocean near Pacific Grove, California, while making a series of touch-and-go landings at the nearby Monterey Peninsula Airport. The National Transportation Safety Board's (NTSB) accident ID is LAX98FA008.
789 Gladiators of Gory I Shouldn't Be Alive -- Segment 2 Saint Telemachus (aka Almachus/Tilemahos) was a monk who, according to the Church historian Theodoret, tried to stop a gladiator fight in a Roman amphitheatre, and was stoned to death by the crowd. The Christian Emperor Honorius, however, was impressed by the monk's martyrdom and it spurred him to issue an historic ban on gladiator fights. The last known gladiator fight in Rome was on January 1, 404 AD, so this is usually given as the date of Telemachus' martyrdom (death).
790 Car-Jacked O**ed (aka Roll Down the Mountain) Death Undercover -- Segment 3 A male thief carjacked an SUV and runs onto the edge of the mountain, when all of the sudden, the cops surround the male thief. With nowhere else to pass, he drives faster, rolls down the mountain and comes crashing down to death.
791 Unlucky Charmed Dead or Alive -- Segment 1 The inspector, who looks like Clint Eastwood, stands over a killer who looks like Andrew Robinson, who lunges for his gun, and an inspector shoots him in the chest, propelling a killer into the water as he floats on the water surface. It's was based on the "Dirty Harry" movie series.
792 Fugitive Butane (aka Butane Huffing) The Weather Outside is Death -- Segment 7 / Happy Deathiversary -- Segment 13 On April 11, 1992, in Tulsa, OK. While driving around with his friends, a teenage boy is huffing butane gas. When all of a sudden, he ends up getting collapsed. He was hereby rushed to hospital, where he pronounced dead. Based on one of "Rescue 911" segments called "Butane Huffing".
793 Toxic Revenger Death in Time -- Segment 7 On December 16, 2011, in the Indian state of West Bengal, India. Police have arrested 10 suspects in the sale of toxic, illegally brewed liquor that has left at least 168 people dead after drinking toxic moonshine in eastern India.. Hundreds were sickened from the contaminated moonshine and 100 people remain hospitalized, said Narayan Swamy Nigam, chief of a district south of the city of Kolkata in eastern India. Methanol was detected in the bodies of the victims, mainly poor villagers who flooded hospitals after drinking the hooch.
794 African't (aka Sorry Safari) Dying to Tell the Story -- Segment 1 On March 24, 1994, in Tanzania, Africa. A rich, spoiled man and his sister tour in the Serengeti, and get frustrated over how boring the safari is. They soon abandon their tour guide in search of some excitement (against the tour guide's warnings), and get very tired and dehydrated. They both pass out under a tree. Hours later, the man's sister wakes up to find that a colony of driver ants has eaten her brother alive from the inside out. The sister (who runs screaming into the wild) survives because the perfume she had on was treated with a chemical commonly used in insect repellent.
795 Dahmer of the D***ed (aka The Jeffrey Dahmer Story) The Death Identity -- Segment 7 On November 28, 1994, in Portage, Wisconsin. Jeffrey Dahmer, who was an American serial killer and s** offender did murdered 17 men and boys between 1978 and 1991, was beaten to death by an inmate at the Columbia Correctional Institution, where he had been incarcerated.
796 Thailand Tsunami Home Death Home -- Segment 6 On December 26, 2004, in Khao Lak, Thailand. Poom Jensen, who was a grandson of King Bhumibol Adulyadej of Thailand, became a victim of the 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake, while he and his family were on holiday at the La Flora Resort hotel in Khao Lak, Phang Nga province. He was drowned when the tsunami caused by the earthquake struck the coast of southern Thailand.
797 VC Poisoned Soldier Time for Death -- Segment 3 On May 2, 1915 near Ypres, Belgium, when the Germans were advancing behind their wave of asphyxiating gas, Private Lynn, although almost overcome by the deadly fumes, handled his machine-gun with great effect against the enemy, and when he could not see them, he moved his gun higher up the parapet so that he could fire more effectively. This eventually checked any further advance and the outstanding courage displayed by this soldier had a great effect upon his comrades in the very trying circumstances. Private Lynn died later from the effects of gas poisoning the next day.
798 Stupid Shockwave (aka Seismograph Shocker) Death Meets World -- Segment 3 In fall 1923, A Japanese geologist attended the Second Pan-Pacific Science Congress in Australia, where he and Edward Pigot, the director of the observatory at Riverview College in Sydney, Australia observed a seismograph recording the major great Kantō earthquake which destroyed Yokohama and Tokyo on September, 1 1923, killing about 140,000 (including Japanese geologist in a seismograph building) and leaving 1.9 million people homeless. Based on Fusakichi Omori's story.
799 Amy Whining-Spouse (aka The Amy Winehouse Story) Cure for the Common Death, Part IV -- Segment 4 By Summer 2011, Amy Winehouse had fallen into a pattern of abstaining for a few weeks, and then relapsing. One such relapse led to her death by alcohol intoxication in the morning hours of.
800 Collision Cornfield (aka Field of Screams) Play Dead -- Segment 1 As the two burgulars try to steal the corn from the corn field, the angry farmer uses the pitchfork-in a gun to kill the two burgulars in the Nebraska cornfield.

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JamesTherHAMPMaster 22:33, November 20, 2012 (UTC)

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