1000 WTD (brand new homemade logo)

The Brand-New Homemade "1000 Ways to Die" logo. Font: Viking Stencil. Box-Cutting blade (with a sparkle dot at the edge of the blade) for "1", \\' = "Slasher Font" (from "Western International Syndication" logo) for "W", Bloody Skull for "O" and a Stabbed Sword and bloodline for "I". As the sword strikes on the ground, it reveals the homemade logo while the blood comes out of this ground below the sword.

"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
"OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).

NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.

"1000 Ways to Die" -- Segments 301 - 400

Death # "Event" Name Taken from Circumstances of Death
301 Sucked Offed (aka Leech Attack) The Good, The Bad, and the Death -- Segment 3 / Happy Deathiversary -- Segment 2 On February 3, 2000, in Amarillo, TX. An escaped female convict hides from police for forty-five minutes in a 55 °F (13 °C) lake full of leeches. When she comes out of the water, she is too weak to move from hypothermia and blood loss, and dies of exposure.
302 Funny Boned (aka Good to the Last Laugh) I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up) -- Segment 2 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 26 On January 19, 1997, in Mesa, AZ. An easily amused man dies of cardiac arrest after laughing for 36 hours straight over an unknown (and unmentioned) punchline to a joke.
303 Road Killed Putting A Smiley Face On Death -- Segment 7 / Death By Request -- Segment 4B On July 10, 2008, in Bend, OR. A nature-loving hippie on her way to a hemp convention accidentally runs over a raccoon. Distraught, she tries to perform CPR on the animal and, while looking up to inhale, gets decapitated by the bumper of a passing truck whose driver did not see her in the middle of the road.
304 Radioactive-Dead (aka Red Scare) Cure for the Common Death, Part II -- Segment 4 On March 24, 1993, in Los Angeles, CA. A former Russian spy is tracked by his former employers as he sells foreign documents to the U.S. government. Knowing one of the spy's daily routines is to buy coffee from the same stand, the vendor, himself a spy, routinely spikes it with polonium-210. Roughly a month later, the former spy dies of multiple organ failure due to acute radiation poisoning.
305 Moving Violation (aka The Long Haul) Stupid Is As Death Does -- Segment 6 On July 9, 1994, in Evanston, IL. Two ex-cons hired as moving men are helping a woman move out of her house. One of the movers steals a glass crystal flower. While packing the boxes in the truck, the van accidentally moves forward, and the man who stole the flower gets crushed by a falling box, which pushes the flower into his heart, killing him instantly.
306 Big Boned (aka Competitive Crushers) Death, The New Black -- Segment 7 On December 17, 2004, in Reno, NV. Two drunken insurance salesmen crash a beauty pageant for plus-sized women. One of the men teases the contestants by mooing and making fat jokes. The three finalists step out on the end of the runway (which was not meant to hold their weight) to yell at him. The runway support snaps and all three women (who, when combined, weigh 997 pounds) fall on the teaser and crush him to death.
307 Rocked Out (aka Between a Rock and a Dead Place) Deadliest Kitsch -- Segment 4 On April 14, 2006, in Dodge City, KS. A rock climbing instructor who leers at and gropes his female students is forced to help a man (who weighs 250 pounds) learn how to rope climb. The rock climbing instructor is too distracted by his female coworker to notice that the 250-pound man is slipping. The rope wraps around the instructor's neck, nearly choking him. He tries to get out of it by cutting the rope, but this only succeeds in making the fat man fall on top of the instructor. The instructor dies of a broken neck and brain hemorrhage.
308 Earthquaking Empire Death Sentence -- Segment 2 On September 26, 1997, in Cici, Italy. An Eathquake struck St. Francis Cathedral church. As it registers 5.5 and 6.1 respectively on the Richter Scale, it killed 4 people.
309 Jablowni (aka Rafted) Death, The New Black -- Segment 4 On June 2, 2006, in West Deptford, New Jersey. An arrogant twenty-something bodybuilder orders his beleaguered girlfriend to inflate a pool raft. After she gets fed up and quits, he inflates the raft with flammable tire sealant and throws it in the pool. Once he climbs on he lowers his arm and the cigarette makes contact with the raft and explodes due to the ashes popping the raft and igniting the tire sealant. The man is thrown from the explosion into the air and come back down smashing through the water, cracking his skull and causing brain hemorrhage.
310 Cult Evaded Gratefully Dead -- Segment 4 On September 20, 2000, in Encino, CA. A teenaged girl who has been in foster homes for most of her life is taken in by an extremely devout Christian couple. On her first day living with them, they are immediately convinced that she is possessed by the Devil because of her tattoos, piercings, dark make-up, and interest in the Goth subculture (including having a boyfriend who is Goth), so they and two friends from their church try to exorcise her by tying her to the ground inside an enclosed tent and burning a large amount of coal and incense to rid her of the alleged demons inside her. As the coal and incense create more smoke inside the tent, everyone (except for the daughter, who was so low to the ground that she had a layer of fresh air above her) drops dead from carbon monoxide inhalation. The daughter then unties herself and happily heads off to the mall, unfazed over their deaths.
311 Texas Fold 'Em Waking Up Dead -- Segment 5 On March 7, 1999, in Silver City, NM. A junkyard owner cheats in a Texas hold 'em poker game with mob/gang-connected players in his car junkyard. They notice and chase the man outside, where he hides in a wrecked minivan. The mechanical claw on one of the machines clamps onto the van, breaking his leg, and carries him to a car crusher, which crushes him to death.
312 Re-Formed The Good, The Bad, and the Death -- Segment 4 On March 24, 1989, in Pico, CA. A thief hides in a dumpster, which is then emptied into a garbage truck. When more garbage is emptied on top of him, the thief is trapped and the load of garbage is compacted, crushing him.
313 Mediterranean Madness (aka Storming over the Sea) Make a Death Wish -- Segment 4 On November 4, 2011, an extratropical system slowly transitioned into a subtropical low over the warm waters of the Mediterranean Sea. It was then named Rolf by the Free University of Berlin, which names all low pressure systems affecting Europe. The storm caused severe flooding, in parts of both Italy and France. From November 6–8, the storm dropped a total of 23.62 in (60.0 cm) of rain in about 72 hours over southwestern Europe. About 11 people total died from the storm; with 6 people being Italian, and 5 people being French. However, the damage caused by the storm is still unknown as of November 2011.
314 Dung For (aka S*** Happens in the previews; Done For) The Lighter Side of Death -- Segment 1 On October 25, 1986, in Aberdeen, TX. A farmhand on the run from his boss for hitting on the farmer's daughter hides in a manure truck. A load of manure is dumped on the farmhand, suffocating and crushing him, which means asphyxiation.
315 Little Chop Of Horrors (aka Chop Shop of Horrors) Dying to Tell the Story -- Segment 6 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 61 On June 11, 2005, Detroit, MI. A chop shop owner cheats two criminals out of a car, attempting to profit from its engine. As he works under the car to loosen the mounts, the chain holding up the engine breaks, dropping it onto his chest and crushing him.
316 B*** F***ed (aka Man on Fire) Death Over Easy -- Segment 1 On December 21, 1978, in Mobile, AL. A man falls asleep while smoking and sets himself on fire. He is rescued, taken to the hospital, and wrapped from head to toe in bandages soaked in burn medicine to treat his 3rd-degree burns. After 3 weeks in the hospital without a cigarette, he bribes a nurse to let him outside for a few minutes. He smuggles a cigarette out and lights up, but the ashes from the cigarette ignite his bandages. As he struggles to put the fire out, his wheelchair rolls down the ramp, and at the bottom, his oxygen tank explodes causing 4th degree burning.
317 SP-Effed (aka Blistering Vice) Dead Before They Know It -- Segment 1 On April 26, 2004, in Las Vegas, NV. A young woman who always borrows her roommates' belongings without asking mistakes psoriasis cream for moisturizer before stepping into her roommate's new tanning bed (which no one is allowed to use). The psoralen in the cream, activated by the tanning bed's ultraviolet radiation, gives her massive second degree burns all over her body and she collapses on her horrified roommate and dies of heart failure and severe dehydration.
318 Dia De Los Morons (aka Night of the Living Deadbeat) Wait, Don't Tell Me – You're Dead -- Segment 7 On October 31, 2009, in Kingsport, TN. Two trick-or-treaters decide to play pranks on people by vandalizing their property and shooting each other with silly string. After one lights a bag of dog doo-doo on fire to leave on a neighbors' doorstep, he accidentally lights the silly string on his body, which in turn ignites his polyester costume. He is quickly burned to death.
319 Domin-a-Dead (aka Rubbered Out) Dead and Deader -- Segment 6 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 12 On February 27, 2006, in Tonopah, NV. A 32-year-old virgin looking to have sex with a hooker is chosen by a dominatrix, who makes him wear a latex suit and a ball gag as she is punishing him. The man soon has an allergic reaction to the latex suit (which he was unaware he had), and ends up dying because his cries of distress were muffled by the ball gag and the dominatrix thought he was groaning from pleasure, not pain.
320 OMG! SUV! R.I.P. (aka Squeeze Play) If You're Dead – Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You -- Segment 6 On July 15, 2007, in Burbank, CA. A con artist specializing in filing frivolous lawsuits deliberately breaks his leg while trying to get hit by a blonde on her cell phone driving an SUV. She pulls over to help and finds him resting against the rear bumper of a car parked in front of her. When she accidentally knocks her SUV into neutral after getting back in to grab her cell phone, the car rolls forward and pins the man in between the two bumpers, crushing him to death.
321 Bad A**id (aka Belly Flip-flop) Dead on Dead -- Segment 6 On September 21, 2005, in Downers Grove, IL. Four friends are bored on a rainy day, until a fifth friend shows up with some LSD. One girl, having recently broken up with her boyfriend, takes two hits. The quintet begin to swim around in an empty pool, thinking it is filled with water. The girl who took two hits dives in, and dies when she bellyflops against the bottom of the pool.
322 The Chokes On You (aka Harmoni-Can't) Come On, Get Deathy -- Segment 7 On June 21, 2002, in Nashville, TN. A dwarf dates an abusive lover who wants him to make money. He tries to practice for a musical stand-up comedy act, but he is not funny. After testing his hackneyed jokes numerous times in front of his bored lover, she finally gets fed up and hits him in the face with her purse, causing his harmonica to go down his throat and choke him to death while his girlfriend laughs, thinking his choking is part of the act.
323 Vom-Ate-Dead (aka Chunka Chunka Burnin' Love) The End is Weird -- Segment 4 / Death By Request -- Segment 5A On September 29, 2008, in Atlantic City, NJ. A female emetophiliac tries to get a boyfriend, but is dumped once they discover her fetish. She goes to a hot-dog-eating-competition, hoping to have s** with the winner. She ambushes him backstage and jams a finger down his throat, causing him to vomit on her face. She inhales a piece of undigested hot dog, causing her to choke to death, which means asphyxiation.
324 Bats All Folks (aka Gone Batty!) Death Be a Lady Tonight -- Segment 5 On May 22, 2005, in Hohhot, China. An unscrupulous antiquities trader and tomb raider sneaks into a cave and steals a 1,000-year-old warrior statue, only to awaken a colony of bats. One of the bats bites the tomb raider in the neck, infecting him with the SARS virus, which kills him two weeks later.
325 Who Fart-Dead? (aka Hot Boxed) Death, The New Black -- Segment 2 On November 10, 2008, in Seattle, WA. A group of sorority pledges enter a sauna contest, in which the one who can stay in the longest gets to skip H*** Week. One pledge has been eating beans and broccoli for a week, giving herself severe gas. Her continuous farting forces all the other pledges to flee the sauna in disgust, but before she can get out, she dies from dehydration, high body core temperature, and second/third degree burns all over her body.
326 Smother-In-Law (aka Monster-in-Law Knows Worst) Today's Special: Death -- Segment 4 On March 5, 2007, in Muncie, OH. A meddlesome, shrewish, overweight mother-in-law angers her son's wife by nagging her about her son's food preferences. After getting slapped in the face, the wife leaves the kitchen. The mother-in-law tries to take a frozen pizza out of the freezer, but the box is wedged between other groceries, and the force of the mother-in-law's tugging sends the refrigerator crashing down on her. The sharp end of the freezer door pierces her throat while the rest of the refrigerator crushes her body.
327 i-Boned (aka Battery Dead) Grave Errors -- Segment 7 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 79 On June 12, 2009, in Cincinnati, OH. A cell phone addict annoying and infuriating others with her chatter at a movie theater dies when the defective battery in her phone short circuits and the phone explodes, sending shrapnel into her inner ear and brain.
328 Treadkill Wait, Don't Tell Me – You're Dead -- Segment 4 On June 17, 2003, in Birmingham, AL. A voyeur spies on his hot next door neighbor and her boyfriend while exercising on his treadmill. He unknowingly increases the speed of the treadmill and falls, with his hoodie string catching on the cup holder. It tightens around his neck, cutting off blood and air from his brain so that he strangles to death, which means asphyxiated.
329 Muffed Dive (aka High Die) Wait, Don't Tell Me – You're Dead -- Segment 3 On May 13, 2003, in Dubuque, IA. A former Olympic diver, kicked off the national team for abusing drugs, now works as a manager at a municipal pool, where he's more interested in impressing MILFs, single cougars, and middle-aged divorcees than actually doing work. While out on a date with one of his targets, he dives into the pool but hits his head on a floating chlorine dispenser, causing death from head trauma and drowning.
330 F**al Attraction (aka Toilet Victimized) Hurry Up and Die -- Segment 7 / Death By Request -- Segment 7B On September 17, 2002, in Provo, UT. A rock star (who looks like Keith Richards) and notorious drug addict freaks out when he runs out of drugs and his band gets stranded in a dry town, until one of his roadies suggests that he try j*****. When he is no longer able to def*****, he finds a port-a-potty, sticks his head in, and gets high, but suffers from a brownout and loses consciousness. Because his heads still in the toilet, he asphyxiates from lack of oxygen and excess of methane gas to his hemoglobin.
331 Wet Dream (aka Bed-Wetting) The One About Dumb People Dying -- Segment 1 On January 1, 1986, in Manhattan, NY. A man, who spent New Year's Eve at a party, snorting cocaine, donning women's clothes, and seducing two women into having s** with him, wakes up the next day, half-naked, smeared in make-up, and strapped to his water bed. As he screams, he kicks his stiletto-heeled feet, puncturing his water bed, which then leaks. The man keeps struggling until all the water from the leaking mattress engulfs him and he drowns.
332 Little Person, Big Death Putting a Happy Face on Death -- Segment 4 On March 19, 2007, in Houston, TX. Two dwarf professional wrestlers battle for a crowd and get paid a lot of money. They celebrate by getting drunk and having s** with some women. The drunk dwarves destroy everything in their hotel room in an effort to impress the women. They finish off by running head-on into a wall, trying to break it. One breaks through, but the other hits the part of the wall supported by a 2x4 stud, and the veins inside his head burst. He dies from a combination of brain swelling and bleeding.
333 Booty Trapped (aka Quaking Money Victimized) Come On, Get Deathy -- Segment 6 On January 17, 2007, in Paso Robles, CA. A greedy woman married to an elderly millionaire locks herself in a secret room to play around in the money she skimmed from his accounts after her husband refuses to raise her allowance due to the current recession. While swimming in her ill-gotten gains one day, a small earthquake rocks the room, causing the heavy money bags to knock her unconscious and suffocate her to death, which means asphyxiated.
334 U.P.F'D (aka Anthrax Attack) Death – The Gift That Lasts Forever -- Segment 4 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 76 On December 1, 2003, in Olympia, WA. A former mailman who was forced into early retirement now steals packages in front of peoples' houses. After stealing a box from the doorstep of a prominent judge, he opens it and gets hit in the face with anthrax that was set up on a jack-in-the-box-style mechanism. The bacteria kills the man a week later.
335 De-Powered Ranger (aka The Thuy Trang Story) Death Meets World -- Segment 7 / Happy Deathiversary -- Segment 14 On September 3, 2001, in San Francisco, CA. As the car swerved violently across the road before hitting the roadside rock face and flipping several times before hitting the safety rail and plunging over the bank, Thuy Trang got killed in a car accident.
336 The Day The Magic Died (aka Death Spell) A New App Called Death -- Segment 5 On June 16, 2007, in West Springfield, MA. Two drug addicts rob an elderly former-magician-turned-magic store owner for drugs. The two tie up the old magician, find a vial of cocaine, and begin to snort it. What the two didn't realize is that what they thought was cocaine is actually G4, also known as slush powder, which is used in magic tricks to make water disappear. The powder absorbs water in their noses and expands in their tracheas, suffocating them.
337 Mine Over Splatter Death On A Stick -- Segment 3 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 44 On May 8, 1985, in Da Nang, Vietnam. Three former Vietnamese soldiers are arguing about what is the best aphrodisiac and decide to settle the score once and for all by playing Russian roulette. The three all dodge the bullet in the gun they use for the game and feel so invincible that they stomp the ground, which sets off an underground land mine left over from the Vietnam War that was buried underneath their shack. The explosion demolishes the shack and leaves nothing but a severed head from one of the men.
338 Bulldozing the Cliff Death Legend -- Segment 7 In the late 2000s, An angry man bent on revenge builds a customized armored bulldozer to tear apart a small town until the cops surround him at the over a 100-foot cliff. With nowhere else to pass, he drives a bulldozer and fell off the cliff and he fell down to his crashed and burnt death.
339 For the Love of Molten Lava! (aka Volcanic Eruption) Death: A New Beginning -- Segment 4 In the movie "Volcano" (1997), Olber leads a team through an underground tunnel to the derailed train to look for survivors. They save everyone, but Olber notices the conductor is still missing and goes back to find him. He finds the conductor alive but unconscious just as the lava reaches the train and begins flowing underneath it. Olber is killed due to the lava flow after saving the conductor.
340 Buffalo B****** (aka Buffed-Up Buffalo) 1,001 Death Tales -- Segment 1 On February 28, 1889, in East Africa. Guy Dawnay, who was a British soldier and Conservative politician, has been killed by a buffalo.
341 Fleetwood Smacked (aka The Bob Weston Story) Home Death Home -- Segment 6 On January 3, 2012, in Brent Cross, England, A British musician best known for his brief role as guitarist and songwriter of Fleetwood Mac named Bob Weston, who lived alone in a flat, was found dead on 3 January 2012. His post-mortem showed he died of a gastrointestinal hemorrhage.
342 Die-Brator (aka Pink Tingler) Fatal Distractions -- Segment 7 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 49 On May 1, 1998, in San Francisco, CA. After a seminar, a misandristic, sociopathic leader of a fringe feminist party (notorious for their s*****ly violent crimes against men) returns home to find a vibrator from her lesbian lover, unaware that it's really a 1000-kilovolt taser that resembles a vibrator. After inserting it into herself and activating it, the taser electrocutes the feminist, causing cardiac arrest and kills her.
343 Smoked (aka Up in Smoked) You're Dead! LOL! -- Segemnt 3 On July 1, 2004, in Idaho Falls, ID. A teenager and his friend smoke on his porch, and his friend repeatedly asks him for cigarettes, not paying up for his own. Eventually, the other boy gets fed up, loads some cigarettes into a shotgun shell, and fires them at his friend's face as a practical joke. Unfortunately, the cigarettes get lodged in his friend's face and brain, killing him.
344 Tree Smasher Swimming with Death -- Segment 5 In 2011, in Dover-Foxcroft, Maine. Rory Schmand died approximately four months after a tree branch fell and crashed through her car windshield, impaling her between the eyes.
345 Bush Whacked (aka Non-Survival of the Fittest) Young, Dumb, and Full of Death -- Segment 7 On May 21, 2008, in Defiance, OH. A man addicted to survival nature shows sets out to film himself making a spring salad from allegedly safe plants, only to become violently ill after eating them. The actual ingredients of the salad were oleander, an herb that causes heart palpitations, foxglove, a gastrointestinal irritant that causes vomiting and diarrhea, and nature's most dangerous plant: hemlock, creating a trifecta of symptoms that kills him shortly afterwards.
346 Extinguished (aka Dodgeball Extinguished) Death – Putting The "Fun" In "Funeral" -- Segment 7 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 100 On December 12, 2006, in Asheville, NC. A bitter ex-jock, whose college prospects were ruined by failed drug tests, now plays dodgeball at a community center. After one aggressive victory against a group of nerds (all of which are heads of Internet companies that are making more money than the jock ever will), he yells at his teammates and tries to spray them with an old, improperly maintained fire extinguisher. The container explodes and the handle lodges in his chest, destroying his heart.
347 Re-Tired Death Gets Busy -- Segment 3 On June 4, 2005, in Bakersfield, CA. A p*** addict reads a dangerous magazine while inflating a truck tire. Distracted by the magazine, the man forgets to check on the tire. After a while, the tire explodes from over-inflation, lodging pieces of shrapnel from the metal tire rim into his brain and killing him.
348 My Big Fat Greek Death (aka Brass Bulls) Better Dead Than Us -- Segment 7 / Death By Request -- Segment 2B In the year 560 BC, in Athens, Greece. Perillos of Athens, a metalworker, is attempting to impress King Phalaris with the unveiling of a new torture device: the brazen bull, which is meant to roast enemies that are placed inside. To test the device, Phalaris locks Perillos in the device and cooks him to death.
349 Electro-Cutie (aka X-Mess Carol) A New App Called Death -- Segment 1 On December 21, 2005, in Madison, WI. A female intern gets drunk at an office Christmas party and does strip teases for her male co-workers, much to the disgust of her female coworkers. In a plan to land a full-time position, she decides to photocopy her rear end for the boss. Once she sits on the glass of the copy machine, the glass breaks and her b*** and g******s come in contact with the exposed electrical wires, which cause ventricular fibrillation and stop her heart.
350 Harmored Car (aka Heavily Armed) Dirt Nap -- Segment 1 On April 22, 2006, in Hutchinson, KS. Two amateurs attempt to rob an armored car and successfully tie up the guards, but a passer-by calls 911. The police arrive and exchange gunfire with the robbers, one of whom hides in the car. Just as he peeks out of an open door, his partner is hit and falls backward, driving the door shut and breaking the first robber's neck.
351 Pulled Pork (aka Pigging Out) A New App Called Death -- Segment 4 On October 26, 2010 Shepherdsville, KY. A crooked farmer breaks into his neighbor's pigpen and m*********s the neighbor's pig in the hopes of selling its s**** on the black market. When he hears the neighbor wake up from the squeals of the pig, the farmer runs, but he trips on the bucket and knocks himself unconscious on a metal fence. While unconscious, the pig bites into the farmer's stomach. The farmer wakes up as the pig continues eating him.
352 Knife Strikes (aka The David Bacon Story) MegaDeath -- Segment 5 In September 1943, David Bacon was seen driving a car erratically in Santa Monica, California before running off the road and into the curb. Several witnesses saw him climb out of the car and stagger briefly before collapsing. As they approached he asked them to help him, he died, however, before he could say anything more. A small knife wound was found in his back – the blade had punctured his lung and caused his death. Greta Keller, in an advanced stage of pregnancy, collapsed when she heard of her husband's death, and later her baby was stillborn.
353 Cowboy Corpse (aka The Cowboy Copas Story) Rate Your Death -- Segment 1 On March 3, 1963, Cowboy Copas, Patsy Cline, Hawkshaw Hawkins and others performed at a benefit concert at the Soldiers and Sailors Memorial Hall in Kansas City, Kansas for the family of disc jockey Cactus Jack Call, who had died the previous December in an automobile accident.
354 Blood Bath & Beyond Death On A Stick -- Segment 1 / Death By Request -- Segment 1C On May 11, 2005, in Queens, NY. A landlord uses a fiber optic scope to spy on young female tenants. One day while spying on a woman from below in her bathroom, the above floor collapses from water damage due to all the holes he drilled and the tub (with the bathing woman inside of it) crushes his head.
355 Anger Damagement (aka TerrorVision) Dead to Rights -- Segment 2 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 40 On August 6, 2002, in Lawrence, KS. A group of friends gather at one's house to watch professional wrestling. The new guy, who met one of the friends at an anger management class, starts picking fights with the guys. He is killed when he runs headfirst into the widescreen television, embedding glass shards in his face, breaking his neck, and electrocuting himself.
356 Dalva's Disaster Rate Your Death -- Segment 2 On August 31, 1972, Dalva de Oliveira, was a Brazilian singer and one of divas of the Radio Era, died in Rio de Janeiro as a victim of internal bleeding, probably caused by cancer.
357 Terminator is Terminated Live and Let Die -- Segment 3 In 1984, a robot inventor makes his own robot named The Terminator when all of a sudden, a robot kills a robot inventor. Based on robot accidents between Robert Williams and Kenji Urada.
358 Teri-Yucky (aka Burning Japanese) Death Penalties -- Segment 3 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 85 On October 5, 2006, in Bremerton, WA. A master chef at a Benihana-style Japanese grill restaurant owns a set of precious knives. One night, the busboy of the restaurant steals the knives to role-play as the chef. When he throws one of them high in the air, he manages to catch it, but it severs a support rope holding up a giant Buddha head decoration. The decoration slams into the busboy and causes him to face plant into the hot grill, which scorches his face and kills him from fatal burns.
359 Firestorm goes Wild (aka Wildfire) Death Sentence -- Segment 4 On California, in 1991. During the Oakland Hills firestorm, California Killed 25 and destroyed 3,469 homes and apartments within the cities of Oakland and Berkeley.
360 Keester Sunday (aka Keester-Concealed) Death Certificates -- Segment 3 On February 11, 2009, in Portland, OR. Two cocaine smuggler brothers get caught and put in the back of a transport vehicle. While the cop searches their car, one of the smugglers has the other pull a hidden water balloon filled with cocaine out of his r***** to hide the evidence, the cop told them that he would search their bodies. After popping it, they then proceed to ingest all the loose cocaine, but this causes them both to die of heart attacks.
361 Alexander G****** (aka The Alexander Godunov Story) Home Death Home -- Segment 7 On May 18, 1995, in West Hollywood, CA. The friends of Alexander Godunov became concerned when he had been uncharacteristically quiet with his phone calls. A nurse who had not heard from him since 10 days previously went to his home in the Shoreham Towers where Alexander Godunov was found dead of alcohol abuse with complications from hepatitis.
362 Serious Salman Seconds from Death -- Segment 4 On September 6, 1996, in Dhaka, Bangladesh. Salman Shah, who was an actor, was discovered hanging from the ceiling of his home. Later, a medical board reported it as a suicidal case. None has been charged for his death.
363 A Flame-threw to Vern (aka Mount Vernon on Fire) Deadly Thoughts -- Segment 7 On September 13, 2012, in Mount Vernon, IN. As the fire started when a frayed wire in a lamp caused an electrical arc that set a bed on fire in the John Boucheros’ apartment, his death was accidental and that John Boucheros died of asphyxia due to inhation of smoke containing carbon monoxide, and burns to his face in the flamethrow accident.
364 Madator Madness Wheel of Death -- Segment 6 On August 21, 2009, a festival worker has been gored to death by a bull at a South American bullfighting event after trying to imitate a Spanish matador to entertain the crowds. Stunned festival goers at the event in northern Colombia - known as 'Corraleja' - looked on in horror as the man entered the arena before being charged by the animal and dumped to the ground. The bull, which seemed to have a number of arrows and sticks protruding from its flank, attempted to gore the man again as he lay injured before being distracted.
365 Kung Pao Pow!!! (aka Exploding Wang) The One About Dumb People Dying -- Segment 3 On May 10, 2003, in Tianjin, China. A Chinese crematorium worker steals the gold teeth from the body of a man who supposedly died from getting struck by lightning. In reality, the man was killed when a weather rocket launched in order to bring rain to drought-damaged land failed to detonate, fell back to Earth, and struck him in the chest. Once the cremation furnace is started, the rocket's explosive charge ignites and blows the hatch off with enough force to decapitate the worker.
366 Strang-Girled (aka Necks Victim) Die-abestic -- Segment 6 On September 26, 2005, in Bellevue, WA. A cheating wife selfishly steals the neck massager from her husband who was using it after a long day at work. She rejects his concerns for her and goes into the bathroom to relax with a massage and a bath. However, her chain necklace gets tangled in the massager and strangles her.
367 Atomi-can't Date with Death --Segment 7 In 1946, the Manhattan Engineer District published a study that concluded that 66,000 people were killed at Hiroshima out of a population of 255,000. Of that number, 45,000 died on the first day and 19,000 during the next four months. In addition, "several hundred" survivors were expected to die from radiation-induced cancers and lukemia over the next 30 years.
368 Cloudy with a Chance of Pain Better Dead Than Us -- Segment 2 On June 22, 2009, in Moscow, Russia. A Russian p*** is preparing to leave with one of his prostitutes. She gets in the car, but locks herself inside when the car is pelted with cement bricks from a failed cloud seeding operation. As the p*** struggles to get in the car, he is hit in the head by a chunk of cement and killed.
369 Halo to the Dead (aka The Daniel Petric Story) Fear of Death -- Segment 3 On October 20, 2007, in Wellington, Ohio. A videogame addicted victim name Daniel Petric. Daniel used his father’s key to unlock the safe and took his father’s 9mm Taurus handgun along with the game after his parents taken away the game "Halo 3" from him. So Daniel then proceeded to shoot both of his parents. His mother and his father died. Unfortunately, Daniel Petric ends up getting arrested by the cops. Now, the judge sentenced Daniel Petric to life in prison without parole.
370 Drone Boned (aka Predator Drone Attack) Death Be a Lady Tonight -- Segment 7 On November 5, 2008, in Korengal Valley, Afghanistan. A pair of terrorists who have killed American soldiers with rifles and homemade bombs hide out in an abandoned building. Meanwhile in Nevada, an American pilot (and former video game master) uses a predator drone to flush out the terrorists. The drone finds its way into the abandoned building and fires a missile at its target. The missile explodes, blowing up the two terrorists, and leaving nothing left but a severed hand.
371 H***ed Off (aka Hack Attack) Think Globally, Die Locally -- Segment 6 On November 23, 2011, in Mill Valley, CA. A computer hacker hacks into his own pacemaker to manually control his own heartbeat. His bratty gamer neighbor is using a wireless video game controller. With the pacemaker vulnerable to any and all wireless waves, the hacker ends up dead when his neighbor stops playing the game, sending the man into cardiac arrest.
372 Meat Your Maker (aka All Hooked Up) Tweets From the Dead -- Segment 4 On June 16, 2010, in Fort Wayne, IN. Two unrelated thieves attempt to loot a meat truck. The first gets in the back to loot the meat, but is locked in by the driver. The second hijacks the truck, unaware that another thief is in the back. When the hijacker is tipped off to the cops, he makes a getaway on the truck, swerving constantly. While swerving, the thief in the back is rattled around until he gets impaled in the throat by a meat hook.
373 Jetcar Race Collision Course MegaDeath -- Segment 6 On June 8, 1969. During morning time trials, George Brimmer sped past the finish line, but continued on without slowing. He crossed a dirt mall onto a second strip where he rolled over and landed in a grove of trees. He was transported to Glens Falls Hospital where he was pronounced dead on arrival.
374 Dead Kacynski (aka Dead Battery) Locked and Low Dead -- Segment 2 On October 11, 2003, in Elko, NV. A paranoid conspirator lives off the grid in a home powered by car batteries. When his girlfriend doesn't comply with his crazy demands, he evicts her, and then begins to write his chronicle on his mimeograph. When he powers the device, a spark from the poorly grounded spark plugs cause the multiple car batteries to explode, burning the man with sulfuric acid from the batteries and breaking multiple bones in the blast.
375 Henry Wounded Conway Seconds from Death -- Segment 5 Following political differences in 1825, Henry Wharton Conway and Robert Crittenden grew apart, publicizing their feud in newspapers. Their conflict resulted in a duel held on October 29, 1827, near Napoleon, Arkansas. Conway was mortally wounded by Crittenden and died several days later, on November 9, 1827.
376 Alabammed Twister (aka Twister in Alabama) 1,001 Death Tales -- Segment 5 On April 27, 2011, in Birmingham, AL. A large tornado struck Tuscaloosa, Alabama, killing 44 people. The Tuscaloosa mayor called the damage "catastrophic". The same tornado hit the northern suburbs of Birmingham, Alabama, shortly thereafter, killing 20 more people. Television reporters in Birmingham, filming the tornado, reported that even from miles away, the funnel was so wide that they could not zoom their cameras out far enough to get the entire funnel into the frame at once.
377 Bigley Beheaded Death Insurance -- Segment 5 On October 7, 2004, despite the efforts to save him, Kenneth Bigley was beheaded. His death was first reported on Abu Dhabi television the following day. A multi-faith memorial service, attended by Tony Blair and his wife Cherie, was held for him in Liverpool on November 13. His body has not been recovered, although an alleged al-Qaeda militant awaiting trial for the 2003 Istanbul bombings has claimed he is "buried in a ditch at the entrance to Fallujah".
378 Bird Brained (aka One Flew at the Bachelorette) Death On A Stick -- Segment 5 On May 31, 2007, in New York, NY. A politically conservative bachelorette has a party in a limousine with her friends. She plans on just getting drunk on champagne, until her friends give her absinthe. In her drunken stupor, she sticks her head out of the limousine's sunroof and a low flying pigeon flies into her open mouth, snapping her neck and killing her.
379 Bull**** Around the Streets (aka Stampede) Die Hard -- Segment 3 During the Stampede season, the bulls are going after the mobsters accidentally opened the door. Now, those bulls ran over the mobsters and then, the mobsters got killed.
380 Slim Smith Slammed 1,001 Death Tales -- Segment 6 In 1973, in Kingston, Jamaica. Slim Smith died after unable to gain entry to his parents' house, he broke a window, badly lacerating his arm. He bled to death before he could receive treatment. His death stunned Kingston, Jamaica. Still widely regarded as one of Jamaica's great vocalists, his enduring popularity has resulted in the reissue of the bulk of his work.
381 S**** Splattered (aka Wet Explosion) Death of Anarchy -- Segment 2 Randy Marsh decides to sneak in to use it in secrecy, looking up bizarre s***** f*****es such as "Japanese girls p**ing in mouth", "Brazilian f*** p***", and bestiality. As he m********es while watching pornography, his loud moans attract attention and he is discovered in front of the computer covered head-to-toe in s****. He tries to explain that "a spooky ghost" slimed him with ectoplasm. A guard discovers that Randy has used up the little amount of connection they have left. So now the guards shot Randy Marsh to death as punishment. It's a rip-off of the "South Park" Episode.
382 Beachcraft Bonanza Blast (aka The Peter Tomarken Story) Live and Let Die -- Segment 1 On March 13, 2006, in Santa Monica, CA. A game show host of "Press Your Luck" named Peter Tomarken, who's with a private pilot, and his second wife named Kathleen, were killed when his Beechcraft Bonanza A36, N16JR, crashed a few hundred feet off shore in Santa Monica Bay during climb-out from the Santa Monica Airport.
383 Jo Suffered (aka The Jo Siffert Story) Home Death Home -- Segment 4 On October 24, 1971, Jo Siffert, who was a Swiss racing driver, won the 1971 Austrian Grand Prix, but then was killed in the non-championship World Championship Victory Race at Brands Hatch GB, the scene of his first and greatest victory in 1968. The suspension of his BRM had been damaged in a lap 1 incident with Ronnie Peterson, and broke later. This was not admitted by BRM until much later when this fact was accidentally divulged by a BRM ex-mechanic. The BRM crashed and immediately caught fire. Siffert could not free himself from the burning car.
384 Ernst D***ed (aka The Ernst Dehmel Story) Seconds from Death -- Segment 7 On August 7, 1945, in Remscheid, Germany. Ernst Dehmel, who was a Sturmbannführer (Major) in the Waffen SS, survived the war of World War II, but was beaten to death by French soldiers at Remscheid-Lüttringhausen.
385 S*** Faced (aka Alcohol Victimized) Dead and Deader -- Segment 4 On September 19, 1983, in Sparta, KY. An alcoholic recovering from throat surgery asks his wife to give him an enema consisting of sherry. The alcohol bypasses his digestive tract and is absorbed directly into his bloodstream unfiltered by the liver, causing alcohol poisoning and he later dies.
386 Elvis Smelvis Deadly Thoughts -- Segment 6 On August 16, 1977, Memphis, TN. An actor and singer named Elvis Presley, who was was scheduled to fly out of Memphis on the evening, to begin another tour. That afternoon, Ginger Alden discovered him unresponsive on his bathroom floor. Attempts to revive him failed, and Elvis was pronounced dead at Baptist Memorial Hospital after suffered from multiple ailments: glaucoma, high blood pressure, liver damage, and an enlarged colon, each aggravated—and possibly caused—by drug abuse 15 days previously.
387 Evil Dugan (aka The Eva Dugan Story) Home Death Home -- Segment 2 On February 21, 1930, Florence, AR. Eva Dugan, who was a convicted murderer whose execution by hanging at the state prison resulted in her decapitation and influenced the state of Arizona to replace hanging with the lethal gas chamber as a method of execution. The trap was sprung at 5:11 and at the end of the drop, the snap of the rope decapitated her, sending Dugan's head rolling to stop at the feet of the spectators. The grisly scene caused five witnesses – two of them women – to faint. With the replacement of the gallows by the gas chamber in Arizona in 1934, Dugan has the distinction of being both the only woman and the last person to be executed by hanging in the Grand Canyon State. Eva Dugan died in 1930.
388 Christopher Pain-Bridge (aka The Christopher Pettiet Story) Seconds from Death -- Segment 6 On April 12, 2000, in Los Angeles, CA. An actor from "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead" (1991) named Christopher Pettiet died of a drug overdose.
389 Jelly Belly-ed (aka Swallow Wallows) Cure for the Common Death, Part II -- Segment 5 On January 18, 2004, in Cairns, Australia. A group of American students take a tour of Australia (and a vacation) with their school friends. One of them is an immature, attention-starved young woman whose bad behavior stems from being ostracized earlier in life. After angering the rest of the students with a false shark scare, she goes for a swim, accidentally swallows an Irukandji jellyfish, stinging her trachea and swelling it shut (asphyxiating), though no one notices or cares as they think she's faking it.
390 Horror in Haiti (aka Haiti Earthquake) MegaDeath -- Segment 7 On January 12, 2010, in Haiti. The earthquake occurred as it measured 7.0 on a Richter Scale. An estimated three million people were affected by the quake; the Haitian government reported that an estimated 316,000 people had died, 300,000 had been injured and 1,000,000 made homeless. The government of Haiti also estimated that 250,000 residences and 30,000 commercial buildings had collapsed or were severely damaged.
391 F***ed-Up Flood (aka Flash Flood) Death Sentence -- Segment 3 On September 23, 1992, in France. 19 people died as torrential rain, flash floods and 90mph winds again battered the Rhône valley in south-eastern France.
392 De-Blade-Dead Time for Death -- Segment 2 On January 19, 1900, in North Brookfield, MA. Martin "Marty" Bergen, who was an American Major League Baseball player from 1896 to 1899, killed his own family with an axe, then used a straight razor to cut his own throat with such force that he nearly beheaded himself as a suicide.
393 Deep Sleep (Walk) (aka Grim Sleeper) Sor-Dead Affair -- Segment 6 On May 26, 2008, in Long Beach, CA. A woman who lives on a houseboat is unaware that she suffers from somnambulism and that she eats while sleepwalking. During one of her nightly walks, she heads out to get some chocolate. She slips off the pier and plunges into the water, drowning before she can wake up.
394 Baha Mousa Murder Live and Let Die -- Segment 2 On September 14, 2003, a receptionist named Baha Mousa, who was arrested along with six other men and taken to a British base. While in detention, Mousa and the other captives were hooded, severely beaten and assaulted by a number of British troops. Two days later Mousa was found dead. A post-mortem examination found that Mousa suffered multiple injuries (at least 93), including fractured ribs and a broken nose, which were "in part" the cause of his death.
395 San Francis-KO Wheel of Death -- Segment 3 On April 18, 1906, in San Francisco, CA. An earthquake magnitude 7.8 on a Richter Scale. And people of 3,000+ (Estimated 3425) have been killed between earthquakes and fires. The overall cost of the damage from the earthquake was estimated at the time to be around $400 million.
396 Onesie & Donesie (aka In Fail Mercial) Young, Dumb, and Full of Death -- Segment 1 On December 7, 2008, in Orlando, FL. An accident-prone home shopping network salesman survives falling off a ladder and getting a piece of a samurai sword lodged in his chest (which miraculously caused no fatal damage). After returning to work from the hospital from the samurai sword incident, he advertises a flannel one-piece pajama. Still wearing the pajamas, he then advertises some aromatherapy candles. When the sleeve touches the lit candles he is engulfed in flames. The stage manager tries to put out the fire with an extinguisher, but the extinguisher clogs. The salesman dies from severe burns all over his body.
397 Bucky Boned (aka Magnetic Mayhem) Tweets From the Dead -- Segment 2 On June 26, 2008, in New York, NY. A crooked stockbroker about to be searched by federal agents for running a Ponzi scheme nervously shreds all his papers, then falls dead from an extremely painful stomachache that leads to his death. Prior to his frantic shredding, the stockbroker squeezed his Bucky Ball office stress toy and slammed it on his desk during a phone call. The neodymium magnets from the office toy landed in his cup of boba tea and the man drank the tea with the magnets inside of it. The "extremely painful stomachache" was actually the magnets tearing through his small intestine and attracting each other, causing fatal internal bleeding.
398 Vuvu...Whatever, He's Dead (aka Vuvuzelized) Death Puts On a Dunce Cap -- Segment 4 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 54 On November 21, 2009, in Tucson, AZ. At a soccer match, a soccer-obsessed nuisance buys a vuvuzela and vigorously blows it, straining to blow harder with each successful sound. The pressure caused by blowing the horn nonstop causes a brain aneurysm.
399 Lac-Toasted (aka Bobby Slammed) Death, The Final Frontier -- Segment 6 On August 15, 2006, in Waterloo, IA. A flasher harasses a group of mothers feeding their babies in the park, and drinks one of the baby bottles. The mothers—who are revealed to be members of an underground fight club called "M.I.L.F" ["Moms I'd Like To Fight"] -- are incensed and beat up the man. The man doesn't die from getting pummelled by the mothers, but from a fatal allergic reaction to peanuts (the b***** milk he drank earlier came from a mother who had been eating peanuts before nursing her child).
400 Fat-ality (aka Fatty Splatty) Putting A Smiley Face On Death -- Segment 1 / Death By Request -- Segment 10C On May 15, 2006 in Austin, TX. An obese man dreams of becoming a bodybuilder, but is too lazy to exercise and cannot afford to pay for a liposuction. The man requests the aid of a friend to perform a rather unorthodox method of liposuction on him by using a shop-vac. During the procedure, the friend accidentally latches onto the man's intestines and begins sucking them out. The friend manages to turn off the shop-vac, but turns it off too late and the man dies from blood loss and shock.

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JamesTherHAMPMaster 19:27, November 19, 2012 (UTC)

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