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1000 WTD (brand new homemade logo)

The Brand-New Homemade "1000 Ways to Die" logo. Font: Viking Stencil. Box-Cutting blade (with a sparkle dot at the edge of the blade) for "1", \\' = "Slasher Font" (from "Western International Syndication" logo) for "W", Bloody Skull for "O" and a Stabbed Sword and bloodline for "I". As the sword strikes on the ground, it reveals the homemade logo while the blood comes out of this ground below the sword.

"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
"OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).


NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.





"1000 Ways to Die" -- Segments 1 - 100

Death # "Event" Name Taken from Circumstances of Death
1

Ichi-boned (aka Love at First Strike)

Death be not Stupid -- Segment 2 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 25

On November 21, 1987, in Tokyo, Japan. A young, shy Japanese couple that has been married for seven years are too repressed to even consummate their marriage by making love. One day, after a bottle of plum wine, they try again, and this time succeed. Their hearts are not physically ready for such a shock, however, and they both die from cardiac arrest after achieving simultaneous o*****s.
2 Severed War (aka The Warrens of Virginia) Death Legend -- Segment 4 In 1923, Martha Mansfield, an American film actress, died after sustaining severe burns on the set of the film The Warrens of Virginia after a smoker's match, tossed by a cast member, ignited her Civil War costume of hoopskirts and ruffles.
3 Twilight Stoned (aka The Twilight Zone) The Search for Death -- Segment 4 The tornado that struck on Joplin, Missouri by Sunday, May 22, 2011, killed 124 people, because of what was the deadliest single U.S. tornado since modern record-keeping began 61 years ago.
4 Athenian Aegina

Dead Again -- Segment 1

In the year 620 BC. Draco, Athenian law-maker, was smothered to death by gifts of cloaks showered upon him by appreciative citizens at a theatre on Aegina.
5 Terror Tsunami Play Dead -- Segment 5 On December 26, 2004, a strongest earthquake of magnitude 9.3 strikes in the Indian Ocean off the western coast of Sumatra. While initial reports state that the resulting tsunamis killed approximately 100 people, by the end of the day 250,000 people in coastal areas of Thailand, Sri Lanka, the Maldives, India, Bangladesh, Burma, Indonesia and Malaysia had been reported dead or missing. Tremors are also felt as far as Singapore, eastern countries of Africa, and north-western Australia. A state of emergency is declared in Sri Lanka, where over 31,000 people are feared dead.
6 Cable Car Collision Course (aka Aerial Accident) Arson Attack -- Segment 6 On June 1, 1990, in Tbilisi. The accident involved 2 gondolas on a ropeway route between Rustaveli Avenue and Mount Mtatsminda. The cable car was on its way down from the slope of the mount near the Mtatsminda Pantheon. Then the hauling rope brake the lower car rolled back and slammed on the wall of lower station injuring people, the upper car rolled down generating higher speed (brakes didn't work), on reaching lower cable car support mast it slammed and broken hauling rope which tore a cabin apart and caused people to fall from 20 metres of height onto rooftops and ground, at least 20 were killed and 15 injured after jumping from accelerating cabin.
7 Terrorist to my Heart (aka My Bloody Valentine) World's Wildest Death Videos -- Segment 4 On February 14, 1979, in Kabul, Afghanistan. An ambassador named Aldoph Dubs was kidnapped by four armed militants belonging to the Setami Milli party posing as police until he was killed in an exchange of fire after a kidnapping attempt, because an exchange of gunfire started between the terrorists and the Afghan security forces, and he was killed.
8 Mad-a-gas-scar! (aka Madagascar Mayhem) Death on Strike -- Segment 1 On October 25, 2006, in Antananarivo, Madagascar. Six people were killed when their light aircraft crashed shortly after take-off from an airport in south-west Madagascar.
9 Evil Eyes (aka Eyewitness Explosion) Obsolete Obituaries -- Segment 6 In this movie "Final Destination 2" (2003), as Evan Lewis (played by David Paetkau) reaches for the ring, his watch makes him obstinate as the sticks flare. Though he repels the fire with his shirt, the pan falls and burns his apartment. Finally, he yanks his hand free, uses his extinguisher, smashes the windows, and escapes before his apartment blasts. His escape ladder lands him safely on the ground; however, he slips on an old spaghetti (which he threw beforehand) and lurches. The ladder plummets inches from his eyes, but impales him when it completely falls and he dies.
10 Blast-Off Explosion Attack of the 50 Ft. Death -- Segment 2 On May 10, 2012, in Damascus, Syria. Two suicide car bombs ripped through the Syrian capital, killing at least 55 people and tearing the facade off a military intelligence building in the deadliest explosions.
11 Pesky Pitchforks The Category is Death -- Segment 1 In 1771, Jacob Merrell was a cousin to Noah Webster, Jr. and was a farmer and weaver. He died several days after falling on a pitchfork in a farming accident, leaving his widow Mary with the care of eight small children. The epitaph on his gravestone which reads, "the finest flesh is but dust, prepare for death and follow me you must," was meant to warn others of the inevitability of death.
12 Victoria's Un-Secret (aka The Roy Raymond Story) The President of Death -- Segment 1 On August 26, 1993, in Marin County, California. Roy Raymond, who was a buisnessman and a "Victoria's Secret" founder, committed suicide by leaping off the Golden Gate Bridge.
13 Unlucky Thirteenth (aka Friday the 13th) Dead Again -- Segment 7 In this movie "Friday the 13th" (1980), Jason's mother, Pamela Voorhees, murdered several camp teens, until one of them beheads Pamela with a machete.
14 Harry He-Done-Y (aka Harry Hou-Dunnit) The End is Weird -- Segment 3 On October 22 - 31, 1926, in Montreal, Canada. Famous escape artist and magician Harry Houdini claims himself invincible to blows to the torso. A fan sends several blows to the abdomen. He collapses onstage two days later, and dies in hospital a week later from septic shock from a burst appendix.
15 OKC Bombing Death on Strike -- Segment 5 On April 19, 1995, in Oklahoma City, OK. As the two terrorists prepare to detonate the bombs, the Oklahoma blast claimed 168 lives and injured more than 680 people. The blast destroyed or damaged 324 buildings within a sixteen-block radius, destroyed or burned 86 cars, and shattered glass in 258 nearby buildings. The bomb was estimated to have caused at least $652 million worth of damage.
16 Tupac's Tragedy Death's Most Wanted -- Segment 4 On September 7, 1996, in Las Vegas, NV. Tupac Shakur attended the Mike Tyson–Bruce Seldon boxing match at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. After leaving the match, he was assassinated by an unknown number of occupants. At the hospital, Shakur was heavily sedated, was placed on life support machines, and was ultimately put under a barbiturate-induced coma after repeatedly trying to get out of the bed. Six days later, while in the critical care unit, he died of internal bleeding.
17 Banff Banned Dead Games -- Segment 1 In 1700, James MacPherson, who was a Scottish outlaw, famed for his Lament or Rant, was sentenced to death by hanging in Banff, Scotland.
18 Suicide Drown (aka The Virginia Woolf Story) The President of Death -- Segment 2 On March 28, 1941, in East Sussex, England. Virginia Woolf put on her overcoat, filled its pockets with stones, and walked into the River Ouse near her home and drowned herself. His body was not found until April 18, 1941. Her husband buried her cremated remains under an elm in the garden of Monk's House, their home in Rodmell, Sussex.
19 French Connection Ultimate Sacrifices -- Segment 2 The film "The French Connection" (1971), revolves around the smuggling of narcotics between Marseilles, France and New York City, USA. In Marseilles a policeman is staking out Alain Charnier, a French criminal who is smuggling heroin from France to the United States. The policeman is assassinated to death by Charnier's henchman, Pierre Nicoli.
20 Brain B****** (aka Brain Teaser) Obsolete Obituaries -- Segment 5 The most recent death occurred in 1991, when European psychic Barbara Nicole's skull burst. Miss Nicole's story was reported by newspapers worldwide, including WWN (Weekly World News). HCE (Hyper-Cerebral Electrosis) is an extremely rare physical imbalance.
21 Hanoi Poison Plot Cure for the Common Death, Part VI -- Segment 4 On June 27, 1908, when the group of Vietnamese cooks managed to mix datura poison with food they had prepared for a party. The poison immediately knocked out nearly 200 French troops. On the other hand, the French began hunting Hoang Hoa Tham. They attacked and defeated Tham in 11 major battles from January 29 through November 11, 1909 and then surrounded him in Yen The, though Tham managed to flee and would kept on fighting until he was assassinated in 1913.
22 D***ed Peril (aka The Daniel Pearl Story) Dead Games -- Segment 2 On February 1, 2002, in Karachi, Pakistan. Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and Al-Qaeda and was subsequently beheaded by his captors named Ahmed Omar Saeed Sheikh... a British national of Pakistani origin, who was sentenced to death by hanging for Pearl's abduction and murder in July 2002.
23 Swiss P*** (aka The Swiss of Seduction) Death in Time -- Segment 3 In Switzerland, a man could do wee-wee on his girlfriend at the Swiss hotel, when all of a sudden a male Swiss motel manager came on by and uses a pistol gun to shoots a man and his girlfriend to death.
24 She-Manned (aka Wet 'n' Dry Drown Attack) Death Penalties -- Segment 5 On November 3, 2007, in Venice Beach, CA. A female bodybuilder who works as a fetish actress for weak men who are attracted to physically strong women is taking a bath to prepare for her best customer. While under the influence of muscle relaxants and alcohol, she slips into the water, but gets out before she can breathe in any more water. However, while trying to crush a watermelon between her thighs for her best customer, she chokes to death and dies from dry drowning.
25 Amandment Knox (aka The Amanda Knox Story) The Search for Death -- Segment 5 On November 1, 2007, Meredith Kercher was murdered in the apartment she shared with Amanda Knox. On November 6, 2007, Amanda Knox was shot and arrested by the Italian police. Amanda was shot to death.
26 Bulls*** Riding (aka Bull Riding) Cure for the Common Death, Part VI -- Segment 3 On July 30, 1989, at the Cheyenne Frontier Days Rodeo in Cheyenne, Wyoming, after completing a successful 87-point ride on a bull named "Taking Care of Business", Lane Frost dismounted and landed in the mud. The bull turned and hit him in the side with his horn, breaking several of Frost's ribs. Lane initially rose to his feet and began running toward the chutes. As he was running and signaling for help, Frost fell to the ground causing the broken ribs to puncture his heart. Lane was rushed to Memorial Hospital. On the discovery that Frost's heart injury was irreparable, the doctors pronounced him dead.
27 Tropical Cyclone Baseball Dead Games -- Segment 4 On August 15, 1915 in Galveston, Texas. Roy Evans, who was a pitcher in Major League Baseball, got caught in a hurricane and died.
28 Ski Resort Switzerland Caught by a Deathtrap -- Segment 6 On April 12, 1964, in St. Moritz, Switzerland. Two skiiers, Buddy Werner and Barbara Henneberger were caught in an avalanche on the Trais Fleur slope near St. Moritz, Switzerland, and she died. Werner skied out of the first avalanche, but was caught up in another avalanche; their bodies were found hours later, deaths attributed to suffocation and asphyxiation.
29 Fly Away Till Crash Death on Strike -- Segment 3 On July 16, 1999, John F. Kennedy, Jr. died when the Piper Saratoga light aircraft he was piloting crashed into the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts. His wife, Carolyn Bessette, and sister-in-law, Lauren Bessette, were also killed. The flight departed from Essex County Airport (CDW) in Fairfield Township, Essex County, New Jersey. The intended flight path was along the coastline of Connecticut and across Rhode Island Sound to its final destination of Martha's Vineyard Airport (MVY).
30 Re-Possessed Quest for Death -- Segment 3 On March 1, 2011, in Chino Hills, CA. Tow truck driver and repo man Leo Song pulled up to the mobile home of 42-year-old woman Lisa Via to haul off her 2002 Buick (of undisclosed model). When he did, Via asked him not to take the car. Song responded that he had to. That's where things got weird, and sadly, deadly. Song didn't know she had done this until her husband ran up to the window of the truck and told Song his wife was trapped under the Buick. Song used a jack to lift the car off Via, who was rushed to the hospital, but was pronounced dead upon arrival. So far, authorities are calling the incident an accident.
31 H*** 'o' ween (aka Halloween) Dead Thieves -- Segment 3 A Yuba City resident, 35-year-old William Dennis Collinsworth, was killed on Halloween night in Chico. A suspect was arrested in Chico on Saturday.
32 Never Nind The Category is Death -- Segment 3 In 1896, Philip Henry Nind, who was an English rower and gold commissioner in colonial British Columbia, died at Thame.
33 Flash Flood Sinkhole Dead Games -- Segment 3 On May 8, 2010, near Montreal. The bodies of four Canadian people were found in the basement of their house that plunged into a massive sinkhole, due to heavy rainfall that creates flash flood.
34 Tilted Harrison Death's Most Wanted -- Segment 7 The Beatles' lead guitarist named George Harrison developed throat cancer, which was discovered in mid 1997 after a lump on his neck was analysed. Despite treatments and operations, he died on November 29, 2001, at a Hollywood Hills mansion that was once leased by Paul McCartney and was previously owned by Courtney Love. The cause of death is listed on his Los Angeles County death certificate as "metastatic non-small cell lung cancer".
35 Montserrat Pyroclastic Death on Strike -- Segment 6 On July 18 1995, in Plymouth, Montserrat. The previously dormant Soufrière Hills volcano became active. Eruptions destroyed Montserrat's Georgian era capital city of Plymouth and two-thirds of the island's population was forced to flee. Two years later, 19 people died when they were overtaken and have been killed by a pyroclastic flow from a volcanic eruption.
36 Antarcti-can't Possessed by Death -- Segment 1 On March 8 - 9, 1916, In Antarctica. At the Imperial Trans-Antarctic Expedition. On March 8, Arnold Spencer-Smith got killed by Cold and scurvy while Aeneas Mackintosh Fell through sea ice and died. The next day, Victor Hayward Fell through sea ice and died.
37 Pass the Oahu Sugar The Death Club -- Segment 5 The strike began on January 20, 1920, and Japanese officially joined on February 1. During the strike, the Spanish Flu hit Hawaii. 1,056 Japanese fell ill by the flu of which 55 died. 1,440 Filipinos fell ill and 95 died during the world-wide epidemic. The strike had taken a toll on both sides; 1,000 strikers had gone back to work and more than 2,000 strikebreakers were hired as the strike ends on July 1, 1920. Based on the story about The Oahu Sugar Strike of 1920.
38 Suspect Shooter Death in Time -- Segment 1 On August, 6, 2012, in Oak Creek, Wisconsin. The gunman, who looks like Wade Michael Page, killed six people at a Sikh temple in Wisconsin before being shot to death by police was identified as a 40-year-old Army veteran and former leader of a white supremacist heavy metal band.
39 Kelly Thomas Massacre Today's News is Death -- Segment 6 On July 5, 2011, in Fullerton, CA. Kelly Thomas, who was a homeless man diagnosed with schizophrenia, was killed during an altercation with members of the Fullerton Police Department. He was taken to St. Jude Medical Center before being transferred to the UC Irvine Medical Center, where he was comatose on arrival and not expected to recover. He never regained consciousness, and died five days later.
40 Chinese Chemical Collision Obsolete Obituaries -- Segment 4 In one of China's worst road accidents in recent times, a chemical tanker has collided with a bus killing 36 onboard. Both the tanker carrying methanol and the double-decker bus caught fire after the collision; three people survived the crash. The bodies of the victims have been recovered while the survivors have been admitted in hospital for treatment, said the official Xinhua News Agency. Most of the passengers were asleep in the sleeper bus when the crash occurred, it was said.
41 Peril Harbor Arson Attack -- Segment 5 On December 7, 1941, in Pearl Harbor, HI. There was a war between American soldiers and Japanese Soldiers. The battle has just kept on going until the Japanese made a term of surrender in 1945. Here are the results of the Pearl Harbor battle tragedy. 2,402 Americans were killed and 1,282 Americans wounded. 65 servicemen killed and/or wounded. One Japanese sailor was captured.
42 Rude Snyder Death's Most Wanted -- Segment 6 On January 12, 1928, in Ossining, NY. Ruth Snyder and Judd Gray, who murdered Albert Snyder in 1927, were sentenced to death in the electric chair at Sing Sing Prison.
43 Pow Plow Cure for the Common Death, Part VI -- Segment 2 In July 2005, the driver of a plow truck lost control of his brakes and swerved to avoid traffic waiting in his lane at the stoplight. On the eastbound side of the road, the truck then collided with rush hour traffic waiting at the light. Four people, including the driver of the truck, perished in the crash.
44 Alex Hammed (aka The Alexander Hamilton Story) Caught by a Deathtrap -- Segment 7 On July 12, 1804, Alexander Hamilton died after dueling with Aaron Burr, who shot Hamilton. Burr's shot hits Hamilton in the lower abdomen above the right hip. The bullet ricocheted off Hamilton's second or third false rib, fracturing it and caused considerable damage to his internal organs, particularly his liver and diaphragm before becoming lodged in his first or second lumbar vertebra. Biographer Ron Chernow considers the circumstances to indicate that Burr fired second, after having taken deliberate aim.
45 Fry, Ted! Fry! (aka Bundy BBQ) Death: A New Beginning -- Segment 1 On January 24, 1989, in Starke, Florida, Ted Bundy, who did terrible things to some beautiful ladies, was setenced to death in the electric chair at Raiford Prison.
46 Snakes on the Plane Ultimate Sacrifices -- Segment 1 In this movie "Snakes on the Plane" (2006), The crate opens midway through the flight and the snakes make their way through the cabin. A cat in the cargo bay, a couple fall in love in the lavatory, and a man using the bathroom are the first killed.
47 Re-Coiled The Good, The Bad, and the Death -- Segment 2 On May 28, 1994, in Tres Piedras, NM. A survivalist living alone in the wilderness is going to the bathroom, during which time a snake coils itself around his rifle. When he goes to pick the rifle up afterwards, the startled snake pulls the gun's trigger, shooting him in the chest and killing him.
48 Tourette Treachery Death Ball Z -- Segment 1 On December 13, 1784, in London, England. Samuel Johnson's behaviour and mannerisms in such detail that they have informed the posthumous diagnosis of Tourette syndrome (TS), a condition not defined or diagnosed in the 18th century. After a series of illnesses, Samuel Johnson died on that evening and was buried in Westminster Abbey.
49 Tri-State Tornado Arson Attack -- Segment 7 On March 18, 1925, in some of the United states. An F-5 (on a Fujita scale) tornado crossed from southeastern Missouri, through Southern Illinois, then into southwestern Indiana as it killed, at least 747 people were and injured thousands.
50 Crazy Anthony (aka The Casey Anthony Story) The Search for Death -- Segment 6 After Casey Anthony, who's a mother of a belated child Caylee Anthony, was released from court, the people, including protesers use guns to shoot Casey Anthony to death. Casey Anthony died of assassination.
51 Boat Bashed Death is Due -- Segment 6 On January 25, 2009 on the Gianh River near Quảng Hải Village, in the Quang Trach district of Quang Binh Province in Vietnam. A wooden boat sank 20 meters from the shore in strong currents during windy conditions. There were reportedly over 80 people on board, yet the boat was capable of carrying only 20. The accident caused 42 deaths and five people were missing.
52 Buckaroo Buck-a-Boom (aka The Don Rich Story) Death Mysteries -- Segment 1 On July 17, 1974, in California, after finishing work at Owens' Bakersfield studio, Don Rich was killed in a motorcycle accident. He had been en route to join his family for vacation on the central coast of California. For unknown reasons, his motorcycle hit a center divider on northbound Highway 1 at Yerba Buena Road in Morro Bay. He was pronounced dead at that night.
53 Tut's Tomb of Terror Play Dead -- Segment 6 In 1323 BC, Tutankhamun, who was an Egyptian pharaoh (aka King Tut), was assassinated, because the consensus is that his death was accidental. A CT scan taken in 2005 shows that he had badly broken his leg shortly before his death, and that the leg had become infected. DNA analysis conducted in 2010 showed the presence of malaria in his system. It is believed that these two conditions (malaria and leiomyoma) combined, led to his death.
54 Scarf Strangulation Death Legend -- Segment 2 In 2010, A British female college student studying in Hong Kong, died of strangulation shortly after her scarf got caught in the wheel of a go-kart she was driving on a karting course.
55 Cardiac-A-Breast (aka Zapped Rack) Putting A Smiley Face On Death -- Segment 6 On August 2, 2006, in Galena, IL. A woman about to go out for a party, hoping to end with a date, wears a metal-lined bra to improve the shape of her bust. A sudden thunderstorm allows her to show herself off, getting the attention of everyone at the party, until a bolt of lightning hits the woman's metal bra, killing her instantly.
56 Rocket Blast Death Ball Z -- Segment 2 On October 24, 1960, in the Soviet Union. The Nedelin catastrophe or Nedelin disaster was a launch pad accident which occurred at Baikonur test range, during the development of the Soviet ICBM R-16. As a prototype of the missile was being prepared for a test flight, an explosion occurred when second stage engines ignited accidentally, killing many military and technical personnel working on the preparations. People near the rocket were instantly incinerated; those farther away were burned to death or poisoned by the toxic fuel component vapors.
57 War Crash Fields (aka The W. C. Fields Story) Cure for the Common Death, Part VI -- Segment 6 On December 25, 1946, in Pasadena, CA. W. C. Fields, who was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer, died (from an alcohol-related stomach hemorrhage) on the holiday he claimed to despise: Christmas Day.
58 Excellent Emily Death's Most Wanted -- Segment 5 On May 15, 1886, after several days of worsening symptoms, Emily Dickinson, who was an American Poet woman, died after her feebleness and other symptoms were so worrying that Austin canceled a trip to Boston on November 30, 1885.
59 Terror Tetrachloride The Category is Death -- Segment 2 On April 15, 1988, in London, England. Kenneth Williams, who was an English comic actor and comedian, died in his flat; the cause of death was an overdose of barbiturates.
60 Road Rampage (aka The Shawn Nelson Story) Death on Strike -- Segment 4 Shawn Nelson was a U.S. Army veteran and unemployed plumber who stole an M60A3 Patton tank from a United States National Guard Armory in San Diego, California and went on a rampage on May 18, 1995, destroying cars, fire hydrants, and an RV before caught on a concrete median of State Route 163, as attempted to cross the median into the oncoming traffic and, at last, being shot and killed by police.
61 Furdered (aka Pitfall) Death Puts On a Dunce Cap -- Segment 3 On June 4, 2010, in Upper Peninsula, MI. A hunter in the Michigan wilderness dressed in the pelt of an animal travels through the forest. After climbing out of one of his own spike traps and falling inches away from a bear trap, he is shot by another hunter who mistakes him for an animal. The bullet enters the man's neck and exits his hip, and he bleeds to death.
62 Wave of the D***ed (aka Wave of the Future) Death Goes On -- Segment 4 A stupid surfer uses surfboard at the Miami Beach during hurricane season, a hurricane season makes waves to wipe out a stupid surfer
63 Falling Down On The Job (aka Destruction Worker) Sudden Death -- Segment 6 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 60 On June 7, 1998, in Boise, ID. A lazy construction worker uses a rope elevator designed for bringing tools to the upper floors of a building. On his way up, the rope snaps and he plummets to his death, when he hits the ground, he suffers multiple fractures and dies of hemorrhaging.
64 Habeas Corpse (aka Drop Dead Attorney) Unforced Errors -- Segment 1 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 10 On May 1, 1998, in Los Angeles, CA. Trying to impress a new workmate, a lawyer runs head-on into a window on the fortieth floor of his office to prove it unbreakable, a stunt he had done multiple times without any injury. Unfortunately, the window gives way and he falls to his death.
65 Somewhere Over The Railing (aka Pranks-A-Lot) Wait, Don't Tell Me – You're Dead -- Segment 2 On December 15, 2007, in Durham, NC. On a 24-hour-live web show, a prankster hides an airbag under a chair's seat and tries to get her friend to sit on it. The friend declines, having fallen victim to repeated pranks, and accidentally pushes the prankster onto the chair. The airbag deploys, throwing her over a stair railing; she hits the ground on her head, breaking her neck and severing her spinal cord so that she dies instantly much to the horror of the roommate.
66 Guitar Zeros Cure for the Common Death, Part I -- Segment 3 On July 23, 2005, in Beijing, China. Two Chinese heavy metal music lovers spend their nights doing air guitar and listening to loud music while jumping back and forth on their beds. On this particular occasion, one of the men slips off the bed next to the window and falls six stories to his death. His friend follows suit and jumps out after him.
67 Stink-Hole (aka Suffering the Sinkhole) Attack of the 50 Ft. Death -- Segment 3 On June 1, 2010, in Guatemala City by Central America. More than 178 people across have been killed since Tropical Storm Agatha lashed the region with heavy rains on Saturday, leaving a gigantic sinkhole.
68 Police PWN World's Wildest Death Videos -- Segment 1 This happened in 1999 and the video is from the police car camera. Deputy Dinkheller was shot and killed after pulling over a man on a rural road about 6 miles north of Dublin, Georgia. During the traffic stop he called in for backup. Before the backup arrived he was shot by the man with a rifle. He was able to return fire, striking the suspect in the stomach. The suspect was found during a search the next morning and taken into custody. The entire incident was videotaped by a camera in Deputy Dinkheller’s patrol car. On January 28, 2000, the suspect was found guilty of murder and was sentenced to death two days later.
69 Bunny B**** (aka The House Bunnyman) Quest for Death -- Segment 4 On April 13, 2012, at Los Angeles, CA. A porn star named Marland Anderson, known by many as Sledge Hammer, who tried to hurt himself with a knife, and his girlfriend had struggled with him for it. He was then restrained to a gurney and, on the way to the hospital, broke the gurney free from a floor lock and broke a handcuff. At this point, police used a taser to restrain Anderson, who died.
70 Anacon-D***ed (aka Anaconda Attack) Death Ball Z -- Segment 5 In this movie "Anaconda" (1997), The people try to find him while Gary sides with Sarone, who promises if they help him find the anaconda, he will help them get out alive. Ironically, Gary is killed next when they attempt to capture the anaconda.
71 Basketballs of Doom Death Ball Z -- Segment 3 On January 14, 2010, in Owensboro, KY. A crazy basketball player, disobeys coach's orders, got hit by his opponent's basketball on his body, caused him to fell, hitting his head on the floor at Owensboro Sportscenter, multiple witnesses told the Evansville (Ind.) Courier & Press. A crazy basketball player was taken to Owensboro Mercy Health System, where he was pronounced dead. Based on a basketball accident story from Jeron Lewis.
72 Bowed Out I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up) -- Segment 3 On November 21, 1995, in Kobe, Japan. A nervous Japanese man and his future boss bow to each other. They accidentally bump heads, which causes an unknown aneurysm inside the would-be employee's brain to rupture, and he dies.
73 Vertigo, Going, Gone (aka Allergy Treason) Today's Special: Death -- Segment 6 On April 23, 1998, in Louisville, KY. When an ill-mannered, incompetent office worker gets fired, he vows revenge on his boss. He waits for her atop an oak tree, unaware that he's allergic to oak tree pollen. After missing the shot, the man's body goes into paralysis from his allergy and drops out of the tree, dying of a skull fracture.
74 The Towering Inferno Obsolete Obituaries -- Segment 7 In this movie "The Towering Inferno" (1974), the elevator then returns to the Promenade Room where the doors open and one man runs out engulfed in flames in view of the horrified guests. Claiborne smothers the fatally-burned man with his tuxedo jacket, but it is too late. Bigelow and his secretary/mistress Lorrie are trapped in his office by a second fire on the 65th floor and killed.
75 Abrham A**-A**-ination (aka Abraham Assassination) The Search for Death -- Segment 7 On April 15, 1865, in Washington, D.C. The now unguarded President sat in his state box in the balcony. Seizing the opportunity, Booth crept up from behind and at about 10:13 pm, aimed at the back of Lincoln's head and fired at point-blank range, mortally wounding the President.
76 Crash-endo Death Bites! -- Segment 3 On September 9, 1996, in New York, NY. A talented but clumsy violinist who worships her hands rolls on top of her ankle and falls down a flight of stairs. Refusing to break the fall with her hands, she slams her head against the wall when she reaches the bottom and dies of a skull fracture.
77 Red, White & Blew Cure for the Common Death, Part I -- Segment 1 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 22 On July 4, 1983, in Lawrence, KS. A group of rednecks attempt to celebrate the Fourth of July by launching a firework from a homemade launcher. When it fails to work, one of them looks down the barrel of the launcher and the firework explodes in his face, shattering his skull into his brain.
78 Text Dead Death: A User's Manual -- Segment 3 On August 19, 2005, in Irvine, CA. A man is texting his girlfriend while driving, asking about where she should be picked up. Unaware that the two's paths are about to meet, the man accidentally runs over his girlfriend in his pickup truck when she unknowingly steps out in front of it.
79 Shoots & Ladders (aka See You Ladder) Eat, Pray Die -- Segment 4 On May 9, 2004, in Melbourne, FL. Annoyed by his neighbor's barking dog, a miser shoots it with a pellet from a slingshot. However, while putting the slingshot back in the attic, a screw falls out of the ladder he is using, and he slips, falling backward and smacking his head against the hardwood floor. He soon dies from brain damage that stops his heart and breathing.
80 Caved In (aka Neander-Fall) Crying Over Spilled Blood -- Segment 7 In the year 1,500,000 B.C., at Encino, CA. After a long day of hunting, a caveman comes home and tries to get his unappreciative mate to have s** with him. She declines and leaves him, and he angrily throws stones on the ground, igniting a fire. When he tries to cook some meat, the small cave quickly fills with smoke and he dies of carbon monoxide poisoning.
81 Firework Fright Night Death on Strike -- Segment 2 On July 4, 2012, in Lowell, MA. A man died Wednesday night when a fireworks cartridge exploded in his face.
82 Bra-zilian B**** (aka Trouble in Brazil) World's Wildest Death Videos -- Segment 4 On April 14, 2012, in Sao Paulo, Brazil. Police have arrested three people for allegedly killing at least two women, eating parts of their bodies and using their flesh to make stuffed pastries known as empanadas that they sold to neighbors in their northeastern Brazil city.
83 Chernobyl Chaos (aka Chernobyl Diaries) Death on Strike -- Segment 7 On April 26, 1986, in Chernobyl, Ukraine. There was a catastrophic nuclear accident that occurred at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant in Ukraine. The battle to contain the contamination and avert a greater catastrophe ultimately involved over 500,000 workers and cost an estimated 18 billion rubles. The official Soviet casualty count of 31 deaths has been disputed, and long-term effects such as cancers and deformities are still being accounted for.
84 Miami Advice Death in Time -- Segment 2 On August 24, 2012, in Miami, FL. A roughly 22-mile high-speed chase up the Palmetto Expressway ended that afternoon with two passengers shot by police after the driver crashed into a fence
85 Doggie Style (aka Eat and Run) I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up) -- Segment 5 On April 2, 2001, in Jasper, TN. A drunk shoplifter flees a convenience store with just a hot dog. He shoves the whole thing down his throat and chokes to death on it. (1-12.5)
86 Bush Whacked 2: South of the Border (aka Fire Stuck) Wait, Don't Tell Me – You're Dead -- Segment 5 On July 29, 2007, in Juarez, Mexico. Two drug haulers who have stolen over $8,000,000 worth of drugs from their drug lord attempt to hide from him in a nearby bush as he drives by. Unaware that the bush is actually Firestick, they become blind and inflamed from the acidic sap the bush secretes. The two men are forced out due to the fire stick, and without cover, the bosses's body guard shoots one bullet into both their chests. They both die instantly from bloodloss.
87 Boys 2 Dead Death On A Stick -- Segment 7 / Death By Request -- Segment 8A On June 23, 2009, in Canoga Park, CA. A has-been boy band is playing a performance at a bar to a less-than-excited audience. While invisioning a roaring crowd of fans, the lead singer then decides to crowd surf, though the audience does not catch him and he lands on the floor, snapping his neck and dying.
88 P***y Whipped (aka Cat-Tastrophie) Death Watch -- Segment 4 On May 12, 2000, in San Francisco, CA. A man who has a hatred of and an allergy to cats grudgingly agrees to look after his girlfriend's cat while she is away. He drinks heavily to pass the time and dull the frustration of his girlfriend giving more attention to her cat than him, getting ever more embittered and intoxicated. He then tries to kick the cat, but the rug he is standing on slides and he hits his head on a fireplace rail. As he loses consciousness, the man rolls over and lands face-first in the cat's water dish and drowns from breathing in the water.
89 Greased Is The Word Up With Death -- Segment 5 On May 17, 2001, in St. Louis, MO. A would-be robber plans to rob a jewelry store. He puts a pair of pantyhose on his face as a mask, which prevents him from seeing clearly. He wanders into a gun shop instead, where the customers and clerks – all legally armed and acting in self-defense – shoot him multiple times until he dies from a fatal shot to the heart.
90 P*** Offed (aka Whiz Bang) It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World -- Segment 4 On January 21, 2003, in Keystone, CO. A ski instructor with a u**** fetish seduces his students and persuades one of them to u****** on him during s**. The bed's worn out electric blanket shorts out as a result and electrocutes them both.
91 De-Coffinated Hard Lives, Easy Deaths -- Segment 3 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 3 A land dispute between two brothers in Haiti ends with one brother asking a witch doctor to poison the other with tetrodotoxin, causing paralysis. Believed to be dead, the poisoned brother is buried alive, and his corpse is later found by grave robbers, having succumbed to suffocation. Shortly before the brother's death, he tried to claw his way out with his fingers, wearing them down to the bone.
92 Fang Banged Life Will Kill You -- Segment 3 A drunk man is shot at by his equally drunk brother. When he ducks, he falls onto a rattlesnake, which bites him near his heart and he dies from the venom.
93 Bully B**** (aka Bully Up) Death Legend -- Segment 1 In 2010, Jacquelyn Kotorac, who was a physician from Bakersfield, California, died of asphyxiation when she became trapped in the chimney of her boyfriend's home while attempting to break in.
94 Pop and Lox (aka Dangerous Dancer) Die-abestic -- Segment 7 On February 12, 1984, in Bronx, NY. An arrogant, Jewish-American princess who's into break-dancing holds a rap battle in her backyard against a rival team over who boasts the biggest sound in the neighborhood. During the battle, the break-dancer drops dead from Sudden Arrhythmic Death Syndrome (SADS) caused by her high-energy dancing and the soundwaves disrupting the rhythm of her heart.
95 Frequent Dier (aka Mile Die Club) Killing Them Softly -- Segment 5 On November 2, 2006, in Richmond, VA. An overly-intimate couple on an airplane flight decide to join the mile high club after being told by the stewardess that they cannot have s** in front of the other passengers. While the couple try to get in a comfortable position in the cramped bathroom, the plane hits a pocket of turbulence and the two are thrown violently around until they die of skull fractures and a broken neck.
96 Poi Vey Bringing In The Dead -- Segment 6 On May 18, 1989, in Honolulu, HI. An Orthodox Jew who is obsessed with a hula dancer decides to stalk her, but his attempts to woo her by leaving poi kreplach on her doorstep, serenading her on a ukulele, and taking up surfing are all in vain. After one last attempt to romance her fails, he drowns his sorrows in mai-tais. In an inebriated state, he takes part in a torch ceremony, where he catches on fire and burns to death.
97 Oprah Winfried Death Over Easy -- Segment 3 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 8 On November 12, 1986, in Folsom, CA. An obnoxious former death row inmate whose sentence was commuted to life without parole (much to the disgust of his lawyer) is watching "The Oprah Winfrey Show" (1986-2011) on his metallic prison toilet and is electrocuted when he grabs an exposed portion of the power cord in an attempt to fix his TV reception.
98 Huffington Toast Dead to Rights -- Segment 4 On March 17, 2008, in Seattle, WA. Three huffers get high off aerosol fumes from spray paint cans. Later, they find jars of solvent, and one decides to pour it on himself, attempting to get higher. The liquid evaporates quickly and absorbs his body heat and, in an attempt to get warm, he asks his friends for a lighter. When one hands him a lit match, his clothes quickly catch fire and he burns to death. His friends run off, and are later arrested for manslaughter.
99 Tunnel Vision (aka Cheese-steak Wars) Enter the Ferret -- Segment 6 On May 30, 2002, in Philadelphia, PA. A philly cheesesteak stand owner is rivaled by another cheesesteak owner. The two attempt to steal customers at a street art fair by lowering prices, and then the battle escalates to a food fight. When that gets out of hand, the first one creates a Molotov cocktail to use against the rival stand. The man accidentally sets his arm on fire and runs into what he thinks is a tunnel, but is actually a brick wall decorated in 3D chalk art. The force cracks his skull and kills him.
100 C***y Locusts! (aka Millions of Locusts) Dying Out -- Segment 7 Locusts do not kill people. However, locusts eat peoples' crops which deprives them of food. Lack of food cause famines. Famines kill people.

Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.

JamesTherHAMPMaster 00:35, November 17, 2012 (UTC)

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