1000 WTD (brand new homemade logo)

The Brand-New Homemade "1000 Ways to Die" logo. Font: Viking Stencil. Box-Cutting blade (with a sparkle dot at the edge of the blade) for "1", \\' = "Slasher Font" (from "Western International Syndication" logo) for "W", Bloody Skull for "O" and a Stabbed Sword and bloodline for "I". As the sword strikes on the ground, it reveals the homemade logo while the blood comes out of this ground below the sword.

"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
"OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).

NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.

"1000 Ways to Die" -- Repeated Segments

Death # "Event" Name Taken from Circumstances of Death
47 (Note: This is the second death to have this number) Sumowed (aka Sumo You Didn't) Young, Dumb, and Full of Death -- Segment 6 On June 22, 2006, in Palo Alto, CA. A corporate leader who was only hired because his father owned the company leads an employee retreat. After failing to catch his volunteer during the trust fall exercise, he dresses up in a sumo suit, and sumo-wrestles an opponent (coincidentally, his opponent was the woman whom the man forgot to catch during the trust fall exercise). However, he set up the sumo ring too close to the edge of a cliff, and he is pushed off it by his opponent. He survives the fall because of his padded sumo suit, but ends up getting fatally hit by a Smart Car.
52 (second death to be given this number) Loan Sharper (a.k.a. Killer Sharper) Death Death And More Death! -- Segment 6 An Italian news-reporter reports a case about a "killer", who was actually a loan shark that he owes money but it was just something he wanted to report so he didn't half to pay $5000. While reporting the case, The loan-sark, finds reporter, furiously, runs up to reporter and slits his throat with a knife. And reporter dies a minute later on the live Italian news TV and is replaced by a new news reporter who tells the viewers about a murder.
105 (Note: This is the second death to have this number) Backseat Die-er (aka Paddle Attack) Wild Wild Death -- Segment 6 On March 1, 2003, in West Plains, MO. A paramedic who has been fired several times for gross incompetence and getting high on hospital drugs takes another job and gets high again by inhaling nitrous oxide. In his intoxicated state, he begins playing with the ambulance's defibrillator and electrocutes himself.
120 (Note: This is the second death to be given this number) Arguing Agung (a.k.a. Agung Annihilation) Isle of the Dead -- Segment 2 On February 18, 1963, local residents heard loud explosions and saw clouds rising from the crater of Mount Agung. On February 24, lava began flowing down the northern slope of the mountain, eventually traveling 7 km in the next 20 days. On March 17, the volcano erupted (VEI 5), sending debris 8 to 10 km into the air and generating massive pyroclastic flows. These flows devastated numerous villages, killing approximately 1500 people. Cold lahars caused by heavy rainfall after the eruption killed an additional 200. A second eruption on May 16 led to pyroclastic flows that killed another 200 inhabitants.
159 (second death to be given this number) Chinese Fryin' Maiden (a.k.a. Cryin' Maiden) Death Death And More Death! -- Segment 7 A Chinese woman is caught stealing and is sentenced to be executed via "chinese" iron maiden. The woman is executed via chinese iron maiden, when inside, coals and rocks were heated with water. and the inside of the chinese iron maiden got hot and steamed from the inside. The woman dies of burned, peeling, and drippy skin, boiling intestions and other various body parts and vital organs, limbs were burned and melted, and also dies from lack of oxygen, as she dies 5 minutes into the execution. Death by 4 degree burns, being steamed and lack of oxygen.
182 (Note: This is the second death to be given this number) Brian McGory (a.k.a. Heads In Deads) Isle of the Dead -- Segment 1 A author who steals people's ideas and makes people think he came up with the ideas goes to a restaurant. He then is confronted by an author who coiceidentally happened to read the author's books. The copy-cat runs into the kitchen, but he slips because te janitor was mopping the floor. He hits the stove, where a boiling pot of water topples over the author and scalds his face with 3rd-degree burns. Within minutes, the author dies.
213 (Note: This is the second death to have this number) A**-Hoppered (aka Bake Out) Death, The New Black -- Segment 5 On April 20, 2010, in Humboldt County, CA. Two men in rural California attempt to grow marijuana for money, but end up smoking their stash. The two get "the munchies," but having no food, one man decides to eat a grasshopper. Unknowingly allergic to a protein in the bug's exoskeleton, he goes into anaphylactic shock and dies when his throat swells shut, which creates asphyxiation.
225 (second death to be given this number) Barbed Whine (a.k.a. Wire Doing This?) Death Warmed Up -- Segment 1 The russian spy who disguised as an american trying to get into the U.S.M.C., that he is doing some basic trying and one of his obsticals is to jump over a bush-mound of barbed-wire. He sprints towards the barbed wire and before he jumps he trips over his untied shoes lase and lands on the barbed wire. dying a minute later after he dismounts the barbed wire and bleeds to death.
245 (Note: This is the second death to be given this number) Thomas The Pain Engine (a.k.a. Railroad Revenge) Death Rules, Life Stinks -- Segment 7 A criminal who has just stolen a car and makes a clean getaway from the cops decides to go to his girlfriend's house. One thing he forgot: When he was being pursued, he forgot to fill the gas tank. When he's running over some train tracks, he runs out of fuel. Then, a train comes and crushes him and the car completly, wiping him out.
246 (Note: This is the second death to have this number) White Wetting (aka Flay-Ote) Locked and Low Dead -- Segment 6 On December 4, 2005, in Woonsocket, RI. A drug addict who smoked PCP-laced cigarettes wreaks havoc at a local grocery store, where he plays bowling with the paper towels, knocks over several displays, and declares himself "The Meat Man" while wandering through the deli section. When his mischief attracts the store security guard, he is chased through the store, slips, and slides into a stack of beer kegs, which fall on him and crush his skull (the pain of which the addict couldn't feel because of the anesthetic effects of the PCP).
273 (Note: This is the second death to be given this number) Pearse Perished (a.k.a. The Pearse Jordan Story) Isle of the Dead -- Segment 3 It is undisputed that in the afternoon of November 25, 1992, at between 3 and 6pm, Pearse Jordan was driving a car in Belfast. While on Falls Road his car was forcefully brought to a halt by an unmarked police car. The car was disguised, but all of the occupants were in full Police uniforms. Jordan then abandoned his car, and was subsequently shot three times from behind by Sergeant A, an unnamed member of an Royal Ulster Constabulary (RUC) Headquarters Mobile Support Unit, whose members were specially trained in counter-terrorism.
284 (Note: This is the second death to have this number) Mail Order Fried (aka Shock and Awww) Hurry Up and Die -- Segment 6 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 51 On August 14, 2002, in Olathe, KA. An obnoxious mailman who has a second job as the target at the local carnival's dunk tank insults the customers with embarrassing secrets he culls from their mail. Over time, balls that miss the target repeatedly hit the fuse box for the tank's water heater and damage the wiring until it makes contact with the water, electrifying it. When one customer (a former professional baseball player who spent two years playing the game in Japan) hits the target, the mailman falls into the tank and is electrocuted.
293 (Note: This is the second death to have this number) Frost-Dead (aka Frozen Attack) Death: One Size Fits All -- Segment 2 On June 3, 2002, in Springfield, IL. A bumbling cryopreservation engineer who has been known to inject standard anti-freeze into his clients instead of the usual preservation material to prevent freeze damage, dies after breathing in pure liquid nitrogen from a tube that had come loose from a cryogenic tank he had failed to fix.
325 (Note: This is the second death to have this number) Kitchen Sunk (aka Bearded) Death – The Gift That Lasts Forever -- Segment 6 On May 14, 2003, in Echo Park, CA. An untalented musician refuses to fix a clogged sink after being asked by his girlfriend. After his girlfriend comes back, he finally helps her. With no idea what to do, he turns on the garbage disposal. His long beard gets sucked into the disposal, pulling his face into the murky dish water, and drowning him.
330 (Note: This is the second death to have this number) Paper Or S***tic (aka Green Grosser) Star Death: The Last Generation -- Segment 5 On February 24, 2002, in Crook, OR. An extremely obnoxious, ill-tempered grocery shopper tries to swindle a store cashier, then screams at the manager when the cashier calls him in. During this argument, the scarf she is wearing (and trying to shoplift) gets caught in the checkout stand's conveyor belt and strangles her to death.
335 (Note: This is the second death to be given this number) Half-Life (a.k.a. Dead Guy And The Half-Blood Rinse) Death Rules, Life Stinks -- Segment 6 A man who loves donating to charity decides to donate his blood to a local hospital. He accidently sucks out 5 pints of his blood out, and he dies.
355 (Note: This is the second death to have this number) Bowled Over (aka Exploding Bowling Ball) Think Globally, Die Locally -- Segment 5 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 82 On January 23, 2008, in East L.A., CA. A group of hipster filmmakers are out one day recording themselves on a high-speed camera in the hopes of creating popular viral videos, when one gets the idea to film things being dropped from 80 ft. above them. With the cameraman on the ground, they drop a bowling ball, which shatters, sending a large shard in through the eye of the cameraman. The shard severs his medulla oblongata and he dies of organ failure.
360 (second death to be given this number) Lokhandwala Letch (a.k.a. Lokhandwala Complex War) Death Warmed Up -- Segment 3 On November 16, 1991 at the Lokhandwala Complex, Bombay (now Mumbai). There was a gunbattle that occurred, between seven gangsters led by Maya Dolas and members of the Mumbai police and the ATS led by the then Additional Commissioner of Police, Aftab Ahmed Khan. The four hour long shootout was termed as India's "first daylight encounter" and was videographed and conducted in full view of the public. It ended in the deaths of all seven gangsters, including Maya Dolas, Dilip Buwa and Anil Pawar.
412 (Note: This is the second death to have this number) ReTired (a.k.a. Old Man ReTired) Bringing In The Dead -- Segment 7 On April 27, 2001, in Scottsdale, AZ. An elderly man goes through his daily ritual of getting into his classic Chevy car and reminiscing about his life while sitting in the driver's seat, but one day, he dies. At the same time, a gangster robs a gas station. The old man's car's emergency brakes slip, and it starts rolling down a hill while the gangster is crossing the street, running him over.
412 (Note: This is the third death to have this number) S*** Canned (aka Canned Trashed) Come On, Get Deathy -- Segment 7 On May 2, 2005, in Sioux Falls, SD. A jealous man attending the wedding of the woman he loved (who is getting married to another man) plans to ruin her day by paying a waiter to slip an extra-strength laxative into her drink. The waiter, after having a pang of conscience, slips the laxative into the man's drink instead. During the toast, the man downs the spiked drink and rushes to the bathroom. After finding the only stall occupied by a couple having sex who refuse to leave, he relieves himself in a trash can outside, but has trouble getting out. The trash can falls and sends the man rolling down a rough hill. He dies of multiple bone fractures and skull trauma.
412 (Note: This is the fourth death to have this number) Hair Today, Dead Tomorrow (aka Rug Munched) Stupid is as Stupid Dies -- Segment 2 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 47 On May 1, 1968, San Francisco, CA. A female nudist painter lapses into a coma and dies after months of digestive problems caused by her trichophagia. At the morgue, the coroners discover a trichobezoar in her intestines, which was clogged with enough hair and undigested food to cause intestinal rupturing and internal bleeding.
412 (Note: This is the fifth death to have this number) Lesboned (aka Lazy Laundromat) Hurry Up and Die -- Segment 4 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 52 On June 9, 2008, in Parker Strip, AZ. A bis***** real estate agent notorious for having s** with her clients seduces a wealthy, lesbian prospective customer. After a tour of the house, pool, and eventually the laundry room, they strip and have s** on top of the dryer. Their movements cause its fuel line to come loose and the room fills with natural gas. When the water heater turns on automatically, it ignites the gas and sets off an explosion that kills both women.
412 (Note: This is the sixth death to have this number) Goon Interrupted (aka Chutes and Splatters) Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death -- Segment 6 On December 18, 1998, at the Mental Hospital. A hitman feigns insanity and is sent to a mental hospital after his trial for murder. He then attempts to escape from his fifth-floor ward by climbing down a laundry chute, but the weight of the laundry dumped onto him from higher floors causes him to lose his grip. He falls 50 feet and lands on a concrete floor, suffering multiple injuries and dying instantly.
412 (Note: This is the seventh death to have this number) Gang Banged (aka Dead Bang) Today's Special: Death -- Segment 3 On September 8, 1928, Little Italy, NY. A son of a black market booze dealer enters a steam room in a bathhouse with a gun hidden under a towel in order to kill the person who shot his father in the head. Two men inside the room seem to recognize the gunman, so one man asks his name. After the gunman reveals his name, he pulls out the gun, but slips on the seat and fires a bullet into a steam pipe. The man falls in front of the leaking steam pipe, which sends steam heated to 350 °F (177 °C) onto him. The steam melts half of his face, and he dies instantly.
412 (Note: This is the eight death to have this number) Wife + Knife = Life... Over (a.k.a. Knife Offed) Death, not Liberty -- Segment 1 A nagging housewife is nagging at her husband when she slips while holding a knife and stabs herself throughher open eye. Dying slowly from bleeding out.
412 (Note: This is the ninth death to be given this number) Annihilating Albert (a.k.a. The Albert Fish Story) Isle of the Dead -- Segment 7 On January 16, 1936, in Ossining, NY. An American serial killer named Albert Fish, who murdered four victims, was sentenced to death in the electric chair at Sing Sing Correctional Facility.
412 (Note: This is the tenth and final death to be given this number) Quakenado (a.k.a. Double Disaster Domination) Death Warmed Up -- Segment 7 On November 7, 2011, Prague, OK. As a tornado and an earthquake combined together, a few of the murderers got killed by a quakenado.
444 (Note: This is the second death to have this number) Jaw Boned (aka Chew Bomber) Stupid is as Stupid Dies -- Segment 1 On July 4, 2004, in Orangeville, MI. A once-promising chemist has now become a drug addict who spends his days making crystal meth in the garage of his house and chewing on a 6-day-old piece of gum that he regularly dips in citric acid to keep it moist and fresh. In the man's drug-addled rush, he accidentally dips the gum in red phosphorus instead. The force of his chewing causes it to explode, blowing off his jawbone and making his brain bleed out on the table.
479 (Note: This is the second death to be given this number) Deer Today, Gone Tommorow (a.k.a. Deer End) Death, not Liberty -- Segment 2 2 junkies who get high decide to do some drunken hunting. 1 junkie mistakes the other for a deer, and shoots. The junkie gets shot in the chest region, killing him.
483 (Note: This is the second death to be given this number) Dino-Sore (a.k.a. Dinosaur Domination) Isle of the Dead -- Segment 5 On April 23, 2006, at Washington D. C. A museum thief named Gary, who shot a security guard with a tranquilizer dart gun and went to the dinosaur building. A thief tries to ruin the dinosaur bones, until it created a small crack and comes tumbling down as a thief fell down get killed by impaled and chomped on his body with those broken, dangerous dinosaur bones. He died of bisection ultimately.
509 (Note: This is the second death to be given this number) Bully B****** (a.k.a. Butch the Bully) Isle of the Dead -- Segment 6 A bully, who looks like Butch Magnus Milosevic, punch a teenage girl, who looks like Wendy Testaberger, in th stomach. Then one day, a bully gets shot and killed by SWAT team with shotguns, that have explosive shotgun shells in it.
535 (second death to be given this number) Royal Pains (a.k.a. The Marie Antoinette Story) Death Warmed Up -- Segment 6 On October 16, 1793, in Paris, France. Marie Antoinette, who was a Queen of France and Navarre, has beenconvicted by the Convention for treason to the principles of the revolution, and executed by guillotine.
555 (Note: This is the second death to be given this number) Out Of Light, Out Of Life (a.k.a. Sep-puke-u) Death Rules, Life Stinks -- Segment 5 A person who belives in Slenderman decides to go camping in a forest. The Slender Beliver gets lost and his flashlight loses power. During the day. The Beliver is scared that Slender will get him so he commits suicide by taking a branch and sharpening it and uses it as a sword and cuts his own stomach up.
561 (Note: This is the second death to have this number) Air Dare (aka Air-strike Out) Make a Death Wish -- Segment 6 The crash of Japan Airlines Flight 123 in 1985 is the single-aircraft disaster with the highest number of fatalities. In this crash, 520 died on board a Boeing 747. The aircraft suffered an explosive decompression from an incorrectly repaired aft pressure bulkhead, which failed in mid flight and destroyed most of its vertical stabilizer, and severed all of the hydraulic lines, making the 747 virtually uncontrollable. The pilots were able to keep the plane flying for several minutes before crashing into a mountain. Remarkably, several people survived the impact, but by the time the rescue teams got to the crash site, the majority had succumbed to their injuries.
569 (second death to be given this number) In the Heat of the Dead Night (a.k.a. The Hugh O'Connor Story) Death Warmed Up -- Segment 6 On March 28, 1995, the third anniversary of his marriage, Hugh O'Connor called his father (the late great Carroll O'Connor; died in 2001) to tell him he was going to end his life. He told his father he believed he could not beat the drugs and could not face another drug rehabilitation program. Carroll O'Connor called the police, who arrived at Hugh's Pacific Palisades, California home just as he shot himself in the head. The police later determined he had cocaine in his blood.
588 (Note: This is the second death to be given this number) Coffin too much (a.k.a. Coff Coff) Death, not Liberty -- Segment 3 A friend bets 2 other friends that he can survive in a coffin for a day straight. He is put inside a coffin, and his friends leave. The man inside the coffin realizes that there is no air inside the coffin, and manages to get the coffin open. When he sticks is head out, the coffin door closes on his neck and either decapitates him or chokes him from the pressure applied to his windpipe.
633 (Note: This is the second death to have this number) Bobbled Choked (aka The Bobby Joe Long Story) Make a Death Wish -- Segment 3 A prisoner of madness, who looked like Bobby Joe Long, murdered 10 women, shall be sentened to death, but he fends off the cops and tries to escape the prison, so the police coppers use pistol guns to shoot a prisoner of madness all over his body and died.
643 (Note: This is the second death to be given this number) Rod-Way (a.k.a. Oh My Rod) Death, not Liberty -- Segment 4 A fisher with narcolepsy decides to go fishin'. He then falls asleep, still holding the rod. A shark is attracted by the rod and gets the bait, and dragss the fisher to the ocean where he then drowns.
657 (second death to be given this number) Rodrick the Redneck (a.k.a. Curse of Cologne) Death Death And More Death! -- Segment 5 One day, a smoker is sitting infront of a couch recliner about to open (but not leaning on it). 5 minutes earlier while spraying cologne on, he sprayed some on his face to close, and covered it in wet cologne. While lighting a smoke, his brother's cat jumps on the couch with enough force and weight to kick out the recliner. The recliner bumps into a smoker's back and sends his head forward and into his lighter, igniting the wet cologne on his face, burning him to death.
671 (Note: This is the second death to be given this number) Saw it coming (a.k.a. Breaking The Saw) Death, not Liberty -- Segment 5 A criminal ties an active electric saw to a chain and hangs it up on his warehouse for decoration. The chain snaps due to the saw's weight and the saw falls into the criminal's open mouth, where it shreds his brain, goes down his throat (destroying his vertebrate, caratoid, and jugular) and lands on the chest region and cuts up his heart & lungs before exiting the body.
681 (second death to be given this number) Holocaust of Horror (a.k.a. The Harry Baur Story) Death Warmed Up -- Segment 5 On April 8, 1943, in Paris, France. Harry Baur, who was Jewish and soon becomes a French actor, tortured to death by the Gestapo during World War II.
725 (second death to be given this number) Critic Under Seizure (a.k.a. Crazy Critic) Death Death And More Death! -- Segment 4 A grocery store critic is really a hipa-critic who dies but survives few times. 1--suffers a stroke. 2--heart-attack. 3--slips on some sweat and lands on his back. 4--suffers a seizure. When he's giving the real critics a tour around his store, he slips/trips over an unorganized orange on the floor and lands on a pointy-sales sign, that caused him to get a slow painfully death by internal bleeding and cardiac arythmia.
744 (Note: This is the second death to be given this number) O-Limp-Ics (a.k.a. Obscure Olympics) Death Rules, Life Stinks -- Segment 4 A runner for the Olympics cheats by smearing butter onto her sneakers and slides down the track while running. She practiced and could run 5 laps without tripping once. When the big day came, it started raining. The cheater slips on the rain and because there was still butter on her shoes she hits a wall so fast her neck snaps backwards and her skull gets fractured.
752 (Note: This is the second death to have this number) Dead Gein (aka Ed Gein) Make a Death Wish -- Segment 5 Ed Gein, who was an American murderer and body snatcher, murdered two women (Mary Hogan in 1954 and Bernice Worden in 1957) and ends up sentenecd to life at the Mendota Mental Health Institute, until Ed Gein died of respiratory failure on July 26, 1984.
755 (second death to be given this number) Hook Off (a.k.a. All Hooked Up) Death Death And More Death! -- Segment 3 Two hook drunkers go out drinking when one of them desides to ride a stolen tow-truck in circles. He drives the tow-truck in a massive circle over and over again. Every time he finished a beer, he would throw the empty can out the window and at the back of the truck until it came loose. While driving in circles, a loose-dangling tow-cable caused the toe-cable to swing into the other man and cracked his skull, caused him to die.
762 (Note: This is the second death to be given this number) Ovarian of Obsolete (a.k.a. The Madeline Khan Story) Death Warmed Up -- Segment 2 Madeline Kahn developed ovarian cancer in early 1999. She underwent treatment and continued to work on "Cosby" and married her long-time companion, John Hansbury, in October 1999. The disease spread rapidly and she died on December 3, 1999. Her body was cremated. A bench dedicated to her memory was erected in Central Park by her husband John Hansbury and her brother Jeffery.
780 (Note: This is the second death to be given this number) Disney-Banned (a.k.a. Abusement Park) Death, not Liberty -- Segment 6 A former criminal works at an amusement park for quick cash. He then decides to mug an old lady, but he is crushed by a roller coaster that went off its tracks and giving the criminal 200 lbs of instant karma.
810 (Note: This is the second death to be given this number) Ban-anana (a.k.a. Grocery Gross) Death, not Liberty -- Segment 7 A robber steals some groceries and goes home to pig out on them. When he gets to the bananas, he eats 5 at once, but he suffocates not from the bananas itself but because he was allergic to banananas and his windpipe clogs up his throat.
826 (Note: This is the second death to have this number) Jerome Brutalized (aka The Jerome Brudos Story) Make a Death Wish -- Segment 1 On March 28, 2006, Jerome Brudos, who murdered four women in the late '60s, ended up getting arrested by the police and setenced to life in prison with paroleless (no parloe), died in prison from liver cancer. At the time of his death, He was the longest incarcerated inmate in the Oregon Department of Corrections.
839 (Note: This is the second death to be given this number) E-Zap-Orated (a.k.a. Doing It The Deadly Ray) Death Rules, Life Stinks -- Segment 1 A scientist who lied about knowledge with chemistry has to now study... the water cycle in the lab. He drinks beer and soon becomes high and tampers with a microwave (that explodes, but not killing him) and a jet pack that launches him into the air but he lands unscanthed. Then he sees a beta ray gun. He tampers with it, and accidently pulls the trigger and the ray-gun blasts a hole right through the scientist's skull.
851 (Note: This is the second death to be given this number) Gang-am Styled Death Rules, Life Stinks -- Segment 2 A Korean gangster named "Gang-am I" and his 'homies" decide to have a gang war. The mobster wins and shoots blanks into the air, and his friends follow suit. One mobster had a gun loaded, and when he shoots the bullets lands into Gang-am I's heart.
854 (second death to be given this number) Drugster at the Dumpster (a.k.a. Gangster in the Dumpster) Death Death And More Death! -- Segment 2 Gang-banging-drug-dealer gets banged by a dumpster and makes a deal with the devil, as he's in an ally way buying and selling drugs with 5 other gang-banging-gangsters, but one of his customers is mad, he thinks the prices of dealer's drugs are cheap, because he customer pulls out a gun and shoots at dealer and he dives and lays down behind a dumpster. The other 4 guys start a fight and all 5 customers knock over the dumpster, landing on and crushing a dealer.
933 (Note: This is the second death to be given this number) One Dollar Pill (a.k.a. Drug's The Word) Death Rules, Life Stinks -- Segment 3 A drug dealer breaks the cardinal rule: never get high on your own supply. He gulps down some meth and LSD, washed down with some PCP and weed. He then dies from cardiac arrest due to his heart rate going too fast.
949 (second death to be given this number) Dancin' with a Dunce (a.k.a. Dance Domination) Death Death And More Death! -- Segment 1 A wannabe dancer, who is sitting on his truck parked in a shed with a floor made of multiple boards. He's sitting with two of his friends when a rival dancer and his friends until one of the boards from the floor made from wooden boards (which was damaged from the truck running over it.) swings upwards and hits him in the face. The wooden board, with massive amount of force and speed, managed to bruise his skin, crack his skull and damage his brain, killing him instantly.
957 (Note: This is the second death to be given this number) A Murder Princess Isle of the Dead -- Segment 4 A pageant lady, who won this pageant prize, got murder by an intruder by choking with some line objects. Based on a tragic tale of JonBenet Ramsey.

"1000 Ways to Die" -- Bonus Segment

Death # "Event" Name Taken from Circumstances of Death
1001 (Note: This is the bonus death to have this special number) A Segment is worth 1,000 Deaths 1,001 Death Tales -- Segment 7 In this tragic segement of "Greatest Heroes and Legends of the Bible: The Garden of Eden"... there are two brothers, who are the edge of the cliff, when suddenly, one brother pushes his other brother off the cliff and falls to his death. NOTE: The narrators (Thom Beers, Ron Perlman & Joe Irwin) then look back on all of the deaths on the show and concludes that the show is more of an instruction manual on how to live rather than a lurid docu-fiction on bizarre deaths from the original episodes and animated episodes of "1,000 Ways to Die".

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