Way to Die #99
"Tunnel Vision"
Name of the death is a pun on "tunnel vision"
Tunnel Vision
Date May 30, 2002
Location Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Episode this death
was featured in
"Enter the Ferret"
"Huffington Toast"
"Weenie Roast"

"Tunnel Vision", Way to Die #99, is the sixth death to death featured in "Enter The Ferret", which has been originally aired on March 12, 2012.


Dennis is a cheesesteak vendor at a Philadelphia Art Fair. When new rival Stan opens shop, Dennis starts a pricing war, which escalates with a food fight. When Stan wins the pricing war, Dennis tries to set his place on fire with a Molotov cocktail. However, Dennis sets himself on fire instead and runs, trying to escape, into what he thinks is a tunnel. Unaware that the "tunnel" he ran into was actually a wall decorated in 3D chalk art, he slams into it and dies from multiple skull fractures.

"Dennis wound up in a Philly food fight, then some chalk art ate his lunch, but in the end, his cheesesteak die for.


  • Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Orthopedic Surgeon

Segment Nicknames

  • Door to Nowhere (Spike TV website)
  • Cheese-steak Wars


  • This segment was based on these episodes of Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies, with Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner. One of these episodes, where Wile E. Coyote painted the tunnel on a giant wall of rock and hides by a rock so Road Runner crosses through the fake tunnel... and he did. Wile E. Coyote, however, gets angry and tries to cross through a tunnel, but instead, he got hit on a giant wall of rock because the tunnel is fake.
  • There are a lot of cheese steak rivalries in Philadelphia.