|Way to Die #462|
|Name of the death is a pun on "tofu", "tow", and "F U" (another meaning for f**k you)|
|Date||August 28, 2006|
|Location||Union, New Jersey|
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"Tow F.U.", Way to Die #462, is the second death featured in "Die-abestic", which aired on February 1, 2012.
Dave was a tow truck driver, and also a scam artist. He would put fake 'No Parking' signs up and then overcharge customers when he illegally towed their car or does any other services. When a woman with a broken down car agrees to pay his high prices to get her car towed, Dave accidentally hooked onto the cars steering rod instead of the tow link due to him being too busy checking out the woman's legs. While the car is being towed, the tensed steering rod breaks and the towing hook flies into Dave's head, crushing his skull.
"Dave was a douche who got a big kick out of taking car owners for a run, but then he screwed up and got a big kick in the head."
- Steve Cardiel - Tow Truck Driver
- Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon
- Also called "Tow Schmuck" on the Spike TV website.