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Way to Die #521
"Toilet Rolled"
Name of the death is a pun on "toilet roll"
Toilet Rolled
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Date August 5, 2006
Location Kingman, Arizona
Episode this death
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"Waking Up Dead"
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"Toilet Rolled", Way to Die #521, is the second death to be featured in "Waking Up Dead", which aired on February 3, 2010.

Plot

Around the world,1 in 25 deaths are cause by alcohol consumption. If you wanna know how or why,Norton is a good place to start.Of the 70 million alcoholics in the US, have or just like Norton,functioning and able to hold out steady jobs. Being a privately contracted steamroller operator meant Norton was his own boss,and the boss encouraged drinking on the job. He already put the crusher to a couple of six-packs, and now nature is calling and proceeds to the port-a-potty.

Instead of giving a head,he should have used his. Norton had forgot to set the hydraulic brake. With the toilet standing at the bottom of the slight hill, it didn't take long for the 44,000 pound roller to gain some speed and it rolled right on him , crushing his body in the process before decapitating him with the roller.

"Norton worked hard, and drank even harder. Combining the two left him feeling......a little flat."

Interviewees

  • Dr. Dale Prokupek - Gastroenterologist

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