Way to Die #700
"This Just In...My Chest"
Name of the death is a pun on "This just in" from news reports
This Just In...My Chest
Date August 26, 2004
Location Port Charlotte, Florida
Episode this death
was featured in
"Grave Decisions"

"This Just In...My Chest", Way to Die #700, is the sixth death to be featured in "Grave Decisions: The Halloween Episode", which aired on October 31, 2011.


Joe (David Imani) was a wannabe news reporter who only cares about his looks. On camera, he seems the part, but as we know, the camera may not lie, but the guy in front of it sure as hell can. On camera, he seems to care about a report about someone abducting a seeing-eye dog, but really, all he cares about is his hair. When he hears about a hurricane, he sees it as a chance to advance his career, so he and his crew rush over. When he's there, he tries to act like he's Mr. Brave, but still, all he can care about is his hair, so he does not notice a mailbox snap off and fly, stake-first, into his chest, impaling his heart.

"Joe won't be delivering any more news. He's feeling a bit... under the weather."


  • Jon Wright - Meteorologist
  • Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon


  • Also called "Breaking News" on the Spike TV website.
  • In reality, there was no hurricane that took place on August 26, 2004 in Port Charlotte.


  • Strangely, when Joe was pierced by the mailbox, Joe's mouth was closed. However, in the ending death card, Joe's mouth is seen wide open.