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These are two logos of "1000 Ways to Die". On the left side, there's this logo for two pilot episodes in 2008. And on the right, there's the logo from 2009-12.

"WARNING: The stories potrayed in this show are based on real deaths and are extremely graphic."
"Names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depictied."
"YOU WILL DIE!"



The "1000 Ways to Die" Segment ListEdit

1. Ichiboned (aka Love at First Strike)

14. Harry He-Done-Y(aka Harry Hou-Dunnit)

24. She-Manned (aka Wet & Dry)

47. Re-Coiled

47 (Repeat). Sumowed (aka Sumo You Didn't)

55. Cardiac A-Breast (aka Zapped Rack)

61. Furdered (aka Pitfall)

63. Falling Down on the Job (aka Destruction Worker)

64. Habeas Corpse (aka Drop Dead Attorney)

65. Somewhere Over the Railing (aka Bagged)

66. Guitar Zeros

72. Bowed Out

73. Vertigo, Going, Gone (aka Allergy Treason)

76. Crash-endo

77. Red, White and Blew

78. Text Dead

79. Shoots & Ladders (aka See You Ladder)

80. Caved In (aka Neander-Fall)

85. Doggie Style (aka Eat and Run)

86. Bush Whacked 2: South of the Border (aka Fire Stuck)

87. Boys 2 Dead

88. Pussy Whipped (aka Cat-astrophie)

89. Greased is the Word

90. Piss Offed (aka Whiz Bang)

91. De-Coffinated

92. Fang Banged

94. Pop and Lox (aka Ache Dancer)

95. Frequent Dier (aka Mile Die Club)

96. Poi Vey

97. Oprah Winfried (aka Stalk Show)

98. Huffington Toast

99. Tunnel Vision (aka Door to Nowhere)

101. Weenie Roast (aka Toasted)

102. Dead Weight

103. Work of Fart (aka Farted Out)

105. French Fried

105 (Repeat). Backseat Die-er (aka Paddle Me)

106. Super Zero

107. Cop Out (aka High Authority)

108. Exaust-Dead

109. Heart Beatdown (aka Shocking Behavior)

110. Blades of Gory

111. Back Broke Mountain

112. Fur Burger

113. Tanks for Nothing

114. Vegged Out (aka Vegetable Strikes)

115. Lady & The Trampled (aka Lady 'n' The Trampled)

116. Shanks for the Memories

117. Gut Busted

118. Blown Job (aka Blown Away)

119. Tube Snaked (aka Pipe Snake)

120. Grateful Bed (aka Music Jammed)

121. Hertz So Good (aka Transformed Attraction)

122. Balloon-A-Tic (aka Clown-i-lingus)

123. Tali-Bombed (aka Time's Up!)

124. Bibli-killed (aka E-I-E-I-OUCH!)

125. Love Bugged

126. Game Stopped (aka Game Over)

127. Ji-Had It Coming (aka Terrorist Wedding)

128. TK Uh-O (aka Bantamweight Boxed-Out)

129. Lawn of the Dead (aka Death By '70s)

130. Deaf Jammed (aka Wind-Owned)

132. Cast Offed (aka Boned Redneck)

134. Ghost Busted (aka Haunted Hoax)

135. Waste-Dead (aka Plank Spanked)

140. Bitch Zapped (aka Wild Wife)

141. Fat Man in a Little Swing (aka Heavyweight Havoc)

142. Snake Du Jour

143. Bad Laps (aka Final Heat)

144. Cross Bown'd (aka Mega-Lo-Millionaire)

145. Mary-nated (aka The Mary Mallon Story)

146. Belly'd Up

147. Splat-Formed (aka Dead as Disco)

149. Dill D'oh! (aka Quite the Pickle)

150. Coffin Nailed

151. Crack Piped (aka Tube Much Pressure)

152. Photo-Dead-Ick (aka Painted Love)

153. Rife-Ill (aka Tali-Banned)

156. Hard Balled (aka Jock Shocked)

157. Hydro-Co-Done

158. Myth Busted (aka Tranq-Spanked)

159. Death of Sum Young Guy (aka All He Could Eat)

160. Tread Marked (aka Tire Straits)

161. Pain Saw (aka Unchained Malady)

163. Drivers Dead

168. Written Offed

169. Chess Pain (aka End Game)

171. Nite Capped (aka Gunfire from the Sky)

172. Dead-dy Dearest (aka Point Blank)

173. Leave it to Seizure (aka Great Seizure's Ghost)

174. Dog Dead Afternoon (aka Three Dog Night)

176. Tree Mugger

177. Jack 'n' Croaked (aka The Jack Daniel Story)

178. Dead Fella (aka Rico-Chet)

179. Pam Caked! (aka Jeer Bleeder)

180. Suck & Blown (aka Suck 'N' Blow Attack)

181. Pris-un-done (aka Prison Break)

182. Homie Invasion/Homie's Dead (aka Homie Invade-Dead)

183. Namas-Dead (aka Stench of Death)

184. WW1 And Done (aka D'oh Boy)

185. Info-Pain-Ment (aka Boo-Flex)

186. Die-Agra (aka Too Much Medication)

187. Eye So Horny (aka Manse-Meat)

188. Nun F***ed (aka Bum Chucks)

189. Poly-Ass-Turd (aka You're Fired)

190. Handi-Crapped (aka Getting the Shaft)

191. Rhymes With "Rich" (aka Evil Exercise)

193. Art Attack (aka Scrap-Nel)

194. Poker Face

196. Radium Girls

197. Dead Eye

198. Samurai Death Squad

199. Me So Hornet (aka Hornet Venom Attack)

201. Blown Job (aka Coulrophobic Clown)

202. Reef Stew (aka Danger Island)

203. Hillary Snuffed (aka The Last Straw)

204. Cream-ated (aka Cow-Punked)

205. Flame Retard-Ant (aka Stop, Drop And Die)

206. Dip N' Die (aka Tongue in Cheek)

207. Glow Job (aka Glow Schmoe)

208. Semi-cide

209. Par for the Corpse (aka Skin Game)

210. Pissed Off (aka Not So Happy Lad)

211. Dead Mime ☺ (aka Never Mime About it)

212. Handi-Crapped (aka Hanicappable Surfin')

213. Crappy Ending (aka Happily Never After)

213 (Repeat). Ass-Hoppered (aka Bake Out)

215. Spit-Ill (aka Sloppy Seconds)

216. Out to Launch (aka Merry Go-Wrong)

217. Suck Her Punched

218. Samu-Fry

219. Chairway to Heaven (aka Ouch Potato)

220. Scratch n' Snuffed (aka Buggered)

221. Rebel Without a Pulse

222. Car Jacked

223. Offed the Hook (aka Meathead, Meet Hook)

224. Snakey Breaky Neck

225. Xmas-turbator (aka Wreck the Halls)

226. Gasketballed

227. Ruffed Up (aka Doggone Dangerous)

228. Die Jump (aka Track and Heel)

229. Succu Offed (aka Cursed Cacti)

230. Trailer Trashed

231. Asphyxi-Asian (aka Afrigat-D'oh)

232. Nine Inch Nailed (aka R & RIP)

233. Chili Today... Dead Tomorrow (aka Snake-Chug)

234. ReToaded (aka Poison Frog Attack)

235. Wrin-Killed (aka The Brave Old Granny)

236. Screwged (aka A Christmas KO'd)

237. Him-Paled (aka Rubbed Out)

238. Washed and Fried (aka Scar Wash)

239. Crib Your Enthusiasm (aka Baby Boom)

240. Miner Injuries

241. Hose Whipped (aka Hosed)

242. Slippery When Dead (aka Sleeper-y Hold)

243. Clay Achin'

244. Chain On You (aka Dirt-y Biker)

245. Rocky Roadkill (aka Ice Fiend Man)

246. Par-Gore (aka Assassin's Greed)

246 (Repeat). White Wetting (aka Flay-Ote)

247. Eye-Sick-Kill (aka Silent Night, Deadly Night)

248. F.U.V'd (aka Bicycle Berserker)

249. Kill Bill & Billie (aka Honeymoon Killers)

250. Mastur-Bitten (aka Black Light Scorpions)

252. Well Chung (aka Wang Bang)

253. War-Done (aka Wacky Warden)

254. Booby-Zapped (aka Booby Trapped)

255. The Depart-Dead (aka Gangsta Trapped)

257. Pimp My Death (aka Curtain Call Girl)

258. Less Is Mormon (aka Whip Trap)

259. De-Throned (aka Bowel-ed Over)

260. Down With The Clown (aka Insane Clown Posse)

261. Gum's the Word

263. Killer Tan (aka Jersey Score)

264. Crate and Buried (aka Air Maul)

265. This Bird Has Flu (aka A Bird In The Pants)

267. Hummus Among Us (aka Gas Attack)

268. Orspasm (aka Cluster Victimized)

269. Window Pained

270. Contact Die (aka Blinded Me With Science)

271. Raider of the Lost Narc (aka Achin' Ambulance)

272. Velvet Dope (aka Dead Carpet)

273. As-Capped (aka Killjoy)

274. Squirrelled Away (aka When Animals At-taxidermy)

275. Any Given Gunday (aka One in the Oven)

276. Die-Arrhea (aka Die-fecta)

277. You're So Vein (aka Lethal Injecti-cide)

278. Gas Holed (aka Fireball Gas Blast)

279. Hole N' Done (aka Foreskins)

280. Dead-Necked (aka Scold Maid)

281. Who Ded? (aka Sore Looters)

282. Potty Mouth (aka Dirt Eater)

283. Deadliest Catch (aka Electrocuted Fisherman)

284. Hang Dunked

284 (Repeat). Mail Order Fried (aka Shock and Awww)

288. Chippin' Dale

290. De-Faced (aka Snow No)

293. Freeze Died

293 (Repeat). Frost-Dead (aka Frozen Attack)

294. You've got Dead Male (aka Face Plant)

295. Cat Fight On A Hot Tin Hood (aka Parking Fighters)

296. Tipping Point (aka Gratuity Violence)

297. A Turn for the Purse (aka Invasion of the Purse Snatcher)

298. Sign Offed (aka Spin Head)

299. Fansicle (aka Imbecile on Ice)

300. Bad Hair Day

301. Sucked Offed (aka Son of a Leech)

302. Funny Boned (aka Good to the Last Laugh)

303. Road Killed

304. Radioactivate-Dead (aka Red Scare)

305. Moving Violation (aka The Long Haul)

306. Big Boned (aka Crushed by the Competition)

307. Rocked Out (aka Between a Rock and a Dead Place)

309. Jablowni (aka Rafted)

310. Cult Evaded

311. Texas Fold 'Em

312. Re-Formed

314. Dung For (aka Sh*t Happens)

315. Little Chop Of Horrors (aka Chop Shop of Horrors)

316. Butt F***ed (aka Fire Man)

317. SP-Effed (aka Blistering Vice)

318. Dia De Los Morons (aka Night of the Living Deadbeat)

319. Domin-a-Dead (aka Rubbered Out)

320. OMG! SUV! R.I.P. (aka Squeeze Play)

321. Bad Assid (aka Belly Flip-flop)

322. The Chokes On You (aka Harmoni-Can't)

323. Vom-Ate-Dead (aka Chunka Chunka Burnin' Love)

324. Bats All Folks (aka Gone Batty!)

325. Who Fart-Dead? (aka Hot Boxed)

325 (Repeat). Kitchen Sunk (aka Bearded)

326. Smother-in-Law (aka Monster-in-Law Knows Worst)

327. i-Boned (aka Battery Dead)

328. Treadkill (aka Treadmill Accident)

329. Muffed Dive (aka High Die)

330. Fecal Attraction (aka Toilet Victimized)

330 (Repeat). Paper Or Spastic (aka Green Grosser)

331. Wet Dream (aka Bed-Wetting)

332. Little Person, Big Death

333. Booty Trapped (aka Quaking Money Victimized)

334. U.P.F'D (aka Anthrax Attack)

336. The Day The Magic Died (aka Death Spell)

337. Mine Over Splatter

342. Die-Brator (aka Pink Tingler)

343. Smoked (aka Up in Smoked)

345. Bush Whacked (aka Non-Survival of the Fittest)

346. Extinguished (aka Dodgeball Extinguished)

347. Re-Tired (aka Tire Blast)

348. My Big Fat Greek Death (aka Brass Bulls)

349. Electro-Cutie (aka X-Mess Carol)

350. Harmored Car(aka Heavily Armed)

351. Pulled Pork (aka Pigging Out)

354. Blood Bath & Beyond

355. Anger Damagement (aka TerrorVision)

355 (Repeat). Bowled Over (aka Exploding Bowling Ball)

358. Teri-Yucky (aka Burning Japanese)

360. Keester Sunday (aka Keester-Concealed)

365. Kung Pao Pow!!! (aka Exploding Wang)

366. Strang-Girled (aka Necks Victim)

368. Cloudy with a Chance of Pain (aka Rock Bottom)

370. Drone Boned (aka Predator Drone Attack)

371. Hacked Off (aka Hack Attack)

372. Meat Your Maker (aka Hooked On A Feeling)

374. Dead Kacynski (aka Dead Battery)

378. Bird Brained (aka One Flew Over the Bachelorette)

385. Sh*t Faced (aka Alcohol Victimized)

389. Jelly Belly-ed (aka Swallow Wallows)

393. Deep Sleep (Walk) (aka Grim Sleeper)

396. Onesie & Donesie (aka In Fail Mercial)

397. Bucky Boned (aka Magnetic Mayhem)

398. Vuvu...Whatever, He's Dead (aka Vuvuzelized)

399. Lac-Toasted (aka Bobby Slammed)

400. Fat-ality (aka Fatty Splatty)

401. Abracadaver (aka Magic Bullet)

402. Miss-ur Head (aka Off With His Head)

403. Heart On

404. Straight To DVDead (aka Duel Personalities)

405. Chemi-Killed (aka Down the Drain)

406. Weld Done (aka All's Hell That Ends Weld)

407. Grilled (aka Bring-Bring)

408. Ring-A-Ding Dead (aka One Ring To Kill Them All)

411. North by Northwasted (aka North By Northwaste)

412. Em-Bear-Assed (aka Un-BEAR-ably Attack)

412 (Repeat). ReTired (aka Old Man ReTired)

412 (Repeat). S**t Canned (aka Canned Trashed)

412 (Repeat). Hair Today, Dead Tomorrow (aka Rug Munched)

412 (Repeat). Lesboned (aka Lazy Laundromat)

412 (Repeat). Goon Interrupted (aka Chutes and Splatters)

412 (Repeat). Gang Banged (aka Dead Bang)

413. Just Plane Dead

414. Hydrau-licked (aka Hubcapped)

415. Bed Buggered (aka Jerked Off)

416. Trucked Up

417. DestRoid

418. Easy Slider

419. Skid Marked (aka Ghost Rider)

420. Die-Rect TV (aka Flashbite)

422. Constriction Accident

425. Ten-Ass Anyone? (aka US Wide Open)

427. Six Feet Plunder (aka Grave Danger)

428. Doggie Styled (aka Dynamite Dog)

429. Weed Whacked (aka Whacked)

431. Rubbed Out (aka Alcohol Bath)

432. Coming & Going (aka Good Vibrations)

435. Coffin to Death (aka Holy Diver)

438. Tongue Died (aka Metalhead)

439. Chain Gang Banged (aka Towed Away)

440. Tea Bagged (aka Speaker Trouble)

441. Snakenstein (aka One Deadly Bite)

443. Blogged Artery (aka Kiss Of Death)

444. Deadliest Munch

444 (Repeat). Jaw Boned (aka Chew Bomber)

445. Apocalypse Harley (aka Apocalypse Charlie)

446. Kara-Chokey (aka Inside Choke)

447. Water Logged

448. Homie-Cide (aka Drive-By Corpsing)

449. Another Up The Butt Story (aka Buzz-Ted)

450. That's A Morte! (aka Lust Poisoning)

451. Ass Phyxiated (aka Plumper Helper)

452. 'Dis Still Killed 'Em (aka Full Proof)

453. Cat Got Your Life (aka Too Fur Gone)

457. Blend-Dead (aka Ratted Out)

458. Lost In Transfusion (aka Cold Blooded)

459. Smoke Stalked

460. Blast Call (aka Halfs All Folks)

462. Tow F.U. (aka Tow Schmuck)

463. Smoke A Doped

465. Guns N' Noses (aka Blood Diamonds)

468. Died Zilla (aka One Wedding and a Funeral)

477. Mexi-Can't (aka Jailbroke)

478. Board Stiff (aka Tony Hack)

479. Fore Head

485. M-R-Ouch! (aka Nurse Case Scenario)

487. E-I-E-I-Oww! (aka In Farm's Way)

496. Recep-Shunned (aka Wedding Swinger)

497. Ball Sacked (aka Sports Nut)

498. Choke-A-Lot

499. Pained Gun

500. Ich Bin Ein Stoner (aka Witch Hunt)

501. Hats All Folks! (aka Mad Hatter)

502. Gas-Hole (aka Confusing Beverages)

503. Implo-dead (aka Smacked Down)

504. Wel-Dead

505. Vermin-ated (aka Mort's Bad Day

506. Die-Drant

507. Golden Die-Angle (aka Four By Gore)

508. Toe Jammed

509. Pebble Bitched (aka Pit-y Party)

510. Kill Basa

512. Chef Boy-R-Dead (aka Et Tu Fay)

513. Hot Shot Part D'uh! (aka Ultimate Energy Drink)

514. Heim-Licked (aka Boot Camp)

515. Vike-O-Done

517. Tongue Tied

518. Jake N' Baked

519. I Spy A Dead Guy (aka In-Sin-Erator)

520. Branched Out (aka Uzi-Daisy)

521. Toilet Rolled

522. Signed Out (aka Long Day's Gurney)

523. Jersey Gore (aka Clean Sweep)

528. D. U. Die

529. Hydrate-Dead (aka Chug A Lug)

534. Chucked Up

539. Micro-Whacked (aka Micro-Waxed)

540. Beer Bashed

548. Therm-Assed (aka The Big Swig)

553. Butt Plugged (aka Plugged Up)

554. Dead Fixe (aka Critical Condition)

555. Double-O-Severed (aka I Spy A Spy's Eye)

556. Her Own Damn Fault!!! (aka Game, Set, Splat!)

557. D-Parted (aka Blade Sunner)

559. Mile Die Club (aka Atmos-phyxiation)

571. Polly Want To Crack Your Spine? (aka House Pest)

578. Corset Killed Him (aka Of Corset Kills)

590. UninTented

591. Trip to the Maul (aka Love Is Blind)

592. Descent Of A Woman (aka Mirror Mirror)

593. Cham-Pained (aka Champagne Toast)

594. Odds Are You're Dead (aka Morning Shift)

595. Wedding Crasher (aka Wacky Wedding)

596. Sky Scraped (aka High-Rising Sky)

597. Tapped Out (aka Rasslers) (OS)

599. Mercury in Uranus (aka Thermometers of Terror)

606. Wet Dream

608. Catch and Decease (aka No Candiru)

610. Deep Fried (aka Deep Fried Bastard)

611. Boris Bititoff (aka Raccoon Rage)

612. Gone Green (aka Pretty Poison Dress)

613. Vat's All Folks (aka Graveyard Shift)

614. Dead On Arrival (aka Acid Washed)

615. Macdeath (aka Peter Pan-Caked)

616. Cock-A-Doodle-Die (aka Razored Rooster)

617. USSR-Dead (aka Fools Russian)

618. DWI: Dying While Intoxicated (aka Mow-ing Violation)

619. Sudden Death (aka Last Call)

620. Mudder Sucked (aka Mudsport)

621. Spyanide

622. Brain Worms

623. Eye Swallow (aka Socket to Me)

625. Midnight Choker

629. Sex Ray (aka X-Ray Attack)

630. Ex'd Ex (aka Haunted Prey Ride)

631. Sun Burnt (aka Laser's Edge)

634. Shop 'Till You Drown (aka Drown And Out)

638. Oz Holed (aka Oz Gone Wild)

640. Tumble Die

642. Bull-Heavia (aka Bleader)

644. Teller She's Dead (aka Violent Alarm)

645. Amish-Tinguished (aka Jebe-Die-Ah)

646. Scarf-Face (aka Skinny Boned)

652. Botoxicated

655. Two Stoopid (aka Double Death)

656. Phlegm Phatale (aka Neti Say Goodbye)

657. Dead Heat (aka Asthmatic Spices)

661. No Fun-Gus (aka Mushroom Capped)

662. Phone Boned (aka Phone Possession)

671. Boobicide (aka Racked)

672. Erecto-Phobia (aka Peter Pork-Her)

673. R.I.P.-PED (aka Juiced)

674. Killdo (aka Cursed Carrot)

677. Boweled Out (aka Swing Away)

678. Ariva-Deadci (aka Crying Over Spilled Guts)

680. Pretty Fly for a Dead Guy (aka Lord of the Flies)

689. Wine And Die (aka Dyin' Wine)

692. Gone Fission (aka WWM'D)

700. This Just In... My Chest (aka Breaking News)

701. Steward-Death (aka Unfriendly Skies)

704. Cruci-Fried (aka Seeing The Light)

710. Tanked Girl

711. Spastic Surgery (aka Bor D'oh)

712. Rub-A-Dubbed Out

713. Dive Bombed

714. Forked-Up (aka Tightrope the Torso)

715. Withdrawn (aka Lock and Exp-Load)

723. Bot-ily Harm (aka Mod Man)

726. Dough!!! (aka Cinnamon And Spice)

730. Colon-Gross-Opy (aka Colon Gross)

734. Die It (aka Scam-tastic Voyage)

742. Hammer Head (aka Hammertime)

744. Master E-Raced (aka Dishonorable Discharge)

745. Half-Offed (aka Taxi-Scab)

746. Pornicated (aka Hoard Knock Life)

753. Thanks A-Clot (aka Dr. Doctor)

754. Hi-Jack Offed (aka Balloon Blowout)

755. Mary Lou Rectum (aka Lady and the Trampoline)

756. Bank Ruptured

769. Bush Defeated (aka Wax On, Wax Off)

770. Face Offed

771. Caught In A Lye (aka Mud Fried)

779. Eel Effects

780. Critter In The S****er (aka Ferret In The Hole)

785. My Chemical Romance (aka Trashed)

786. Curl Up and Die (aka Hair Die)

794. African't (aka Sorry Safari)

802. Gooed Riddance (aka Gag Reflex)

803. Bomb-Bino

804. Fire In The Hole

817. Ball 'N Pain

818. Frightmare (aka A Nightmare on SUNDS Street)

819. Sneeze Bag (aka 15 Minutes of Shame)

820. Suffer-Cated (aka Cheating Edge)

826. Gory Holed (aka Uploaded)

830. Ass-Plosion (aka Strongman's Sad Day)

832. Lesbocution

856. Shafted

869. Back Stabbed (aka Blood Eagle)

870. Fatally Gourd (aka Pumpkin Die)

873. Bad Max (aka Sucked Off)

874. Dyin' Maiden (aka Iron Maid)

877. Caulk Blocked (aka Ass Full Of Caulk)

881. Slayer Cake (aka Heart Baker)

888. Ex-Squeezed (aka Scavenger's Daughter)

889. Fiddle Licked (aka A Violin of Violence)

892. Gorgeous Gorge (aka Too Much Junk Food)

894. Scam Eye Am (Dead) (aka Killer Scam)

895. Pop Goes The Cholo (aka Sin-Tu bated)

897. American Died'Ol (aka Pariah Carey)

899. Batter Upped (aka Fried D'oh)

911. Penis de Milo (aka Sculpt-A-Death)

913. Dead Meat-Eorite (aka Meteorite Strikes)

914. Lazy Bumday (aka Dirty Rotting Scoundrel)

915. Bush Whacked 3: Waxed Off (aka Water-Waxed)

917. Chicken Boned (aka Chicken Brittle)

919. Inquisi-Torn

929. Turtle Waxed (aka Turtle Shelled)

930. Injecti-cide (aka Filler' Up)

937. Tone Death (aka Over-I-Dose)

944. Dead Light Green Light

948. Titty Titty Bang Bang (aka Bad Explosions)

950. No Guts... All Gory (aka Knife Surprise)

952. Dumbrella

957. Drunk Die-er (aka Early Harvest)

959. Tenta-killed (aka Eaten Alive)

963. Fin-ished

965. Bull-Shido (aka Urning Japanese)

985. A Chainus Runs Through It (aka Shredded Zeke)

992. I'll Sleep When I'm Dead (aka Laid to Rest)

1000. Premature Endings (aka Long Goodbye)


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