Way to Die #619
"Sudden Death (619)"
Name of the death is a pun on "sudden death"
Sudden Death
Date July 21, 2006
Location Emmett, Michigan
Episode this death
was featured in
"Death Be A Lady Tonight"

"Sudden Death (619)", Way to Die #619, is the third death to be featured in "Death Be A Lady Tonight", which aired on July 25, 2011.


Steljis, a fantasy football fan, watches shows about football. Steljis wanders around the bar from TV to TV trying to find out what the score is. When he changes one of the TVs to something he likes, he triggers a bar fight. Steljis chooses to go with the flow. But fate steps in for Steljis because during the fight, one of the fighters breaks a beer mug, and a shard of it heads towards Steljis' neck, severing both his jugular vein and carotid artery. He then bleeds to death.

"Steljis lived in a fantasy world where nothing matters but touchdowns, interceptions, and yards per carry. But then he got mugged by reality. Mark it down Steljis, you've been sacked."


  • Josh Kunshner - Fantasy Football Fanatic
  • Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - International Pain Physician


  • Also called "Last Call" on the Spike TV website.
  • This segment was not to be confused with the episode.

Foreign names

  • Muerte Súbita (Sudden Death) - Latin American and Spanish dubs.