Way to Die #881
"Slayer Cake"
Name of the death is a pun on "slayer" and "layer cake"
Slayer Cake
Date April 13, 2006
Location St. Charles, Maryland
Episode this death
was featured in
"Death: One Size Fits All"

"Slayer Cake", Way to Die #881, is the fifth death to be featured in "Death: One Size Fits All", which aired on August 29, 2011.


Marion, the owner of a small bakery, fires her underachieving brother-in-law, Elias, after learning of his incompetence through a phonecall of unhappy customers. In a rage, Elias decorates the cakes with slanderous, offensive messages directed towards Marion. As he proceeds to leave, he trips on a tray that he had thrown onto the ground during his rage, and gets a tube of icing lodged in his heart. Elias dies when enough icing is pumped in to cause a heart attack that causes his heart to literally explode, horrifying Marion when she finds his corpse.

"If Elias was a cake, his recipe would be: a layer of dirty, another of clumsy, topped off with a thick frosting of bad attitude. In the end, he got his... just dessert."


  • April Burnette - Bakery Owner
  • Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Interventional Pain Physician

Alternative Description

Description as seen on Spike TV's website

"A disgruntled baker is making erotically decorated cakes for kids’ birthday parties when he slips and his heart is injected with frosting."


  • Also called "Heart Baker" on the Spike TV website.