Way to Die #881
"Slayer Cake"
Name of the death is a pun on "slayer" and "layer cake"
Slayer Cake
Date April 13, 2006
Location St. Charles, Maryland
Episode this death
was featured in
"Death: One Size Fits All"
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"Slayer Cake", Way to Die #881, is the fifth death to be featured in "Death: One Size Fits All", which aired on August 29, 2011.


Marion, the owner of a small bakery, fires her underachieving brother-in-law, Elias, after learning of his incompetence through a phonecall of unhappy customers. In a rage, Elias decorates the cakes with slanderous, offensive messages directed towards Marion. As he proceeds to leave, he trips on a tray that he had thrown onto the ground during his rage, and gets a tube of icing lodged in his heart. Elias dies when enough icing is pumped in to cause a heart attack that causes his heart to literally explode, horrifying Marion when she finds his corpse.

"If Elias was a cake, his recipe would be: a layer of dirty, another of clumsy, topped off with a thick frosting of bad attitude. In the end, he got his... just dessert."


  • April Burnette - Bakery Owner
  • Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Interventional Pain Physician


  • Also called "Heart Baker" on the Spike TV website.

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