Way to Die #412
"S**t Canned"
Name of the death is a pun on "s**t can"
Shit Canned
Date May 2, 2005
Location Sioux Falls, South Dakota
Episode this death
was featured in
"Come On, Get Deathy"

"S**t Canned", Way to Die #412 (NOTE: This is the third death to be given this number.) , is the seventh death to be featured in "Come On, Get Deathy", which aired on January 20, 2010.


Murph attends a wedding of the woman he loved (who is getting married to another man) to get his revenge on her. He bribes a waiter to sneak in a laxative into the bride's drink, but the waiter, having a thought of morality, sneaks it into Murph's drink instead. The laxative takes effect on Murph during the toast, and he rushes to the bathroom. After finding the only stall occupied by a couple making out who refuse to leave, Murph relieves himself in an outdoor trash can. Unfortunately, as he struggles to get out, the trash can tips over and sends Murph rolling down a rough hill, killing him from multiple bone fractures and skull trauma.

"Murph's plan of revenge backfired. Instead of humiliating his ex-lover, he went on a roll, wound up covered in his own filth and finally dead. Bottoms up Murph."


  • Dr Steven Kim - Biochemist
  • Jason Romero - EMT

Segment Nickname

  • Canned Trashed

Foreign names

  • Excremento Enlatado (Canned Excrement) - Latin American dub.
  • Cubierto de Mierda (Covered with Shit) - Spanish dub.