Way to Die #191
"Rhymes With "Rich""
Name of the death is a pun on "bitch" and "rhymes with you"
Rhymes with Rich
Date November 18, 2007
Location Grosse Pointe,Michigan
Episode this death
was featured in
"Death - Putting The "Fun" In "Funeral""

"Rhymes With "Rich", Way to Die #191, is the second death to be featured in "Death - Putting The "Fun" In "Funeral" which aired on February 22, 2012.


Bill was a businessman who had hired Jenny as a personal trainer, not knowing she was a gold digger attempting to steal Bill from his wife. While helping Bill lift a heavy barbell, she notices he has an erection which disgusts his wife causing her to storm off with Bill running after her in embarrassment. A somewhat-aroused Jenny decides to practice her clean and jerk technique. Placing extra weights on the barbell, she tries to lift it up, but lifts it way too high, and drops the barbell on the back of her neck, severing her spinal cord and windpipe. She collapses to the ground as blood drools from her mouth and she eventually dies due to an inability to breathe.

"Uh oh. Looks like Bill's billfold is safe."

"Jenny played rich men for fools. She went mining for gold...But then it all collapsed...under the weight...of her own greed."


  • Also called "Diet and Exercise" on the Spike TV website.
  • One of the sound effects in the CGI scene was from Happy Wheels, the same as Cat Got Your Life and many others.