|Way to Die #412|
|Name of the death is a pun on "retired" and a "tire" from a vehicle|
|Date||April 27, 2001|
| Episode this death|
was featured in
|"Bringing In The Dead"|
| previous death|
| next death|
"ReTired", Way to Die #412, is the seventh and final death to be featured in "Bringing In The Dead", which aired on January 6, 2010.
Shuggy, a life-long bad guy, has been in and out of gangs and prisons, and never made one dollar in his entire life. On this day, he waits to knock over a gas station convenience store. Yards away, Arthur, an 85-year-old widower, gets into his classic Chrysler and thinks about his life. However, unable to drive due to his poor eyesight, he would start his car and reminisce. Shuggy, aiming for the store, puts on his hoodie and looks around for something to steal, while Arthur, losing consciousness, passes away in his car. Back at the store, Shuggy knocks out the clerk, steals money from the cash register, and gets away with it. The car Arthur got into while he was alive rolls down the hill. Then fate steps in when Arthur's car runs over Shuggy. Its grill breaking his thigh, the tires breaking his leg and neck bones and vertebrae, Shuggy then lies dead on the road.
"Arthur never met Shuggy while he was alive. Shuggy wishes they never met at all."
Despite taking place in Scottsdale, Arizona, this death was filmed at Garzota Drive in Santa Clarita, California.
A 2005 Nissan Quest and 2007 Chevrolet Suburban can be seen, despite the death was set in 2001
- Aplastado por el muerto (Squashed by the dead) - Latin American dub.