Way to Die #330
"Paper or Spastic"
Name of the death is a pun on "Paper or Plastic"
Date February 24, 2002
Location Crook, Oregon
Episode this death
was featured in
"Star Death: The Last Generation"
previous death
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"Paper or Spastic" , Way to Die #330, is the fifth death featured in "Star Death: The Last Generation", which aired February 8, 2012.


On February 24, 2002, in Crook, OR. An extremely obnoxious, ill-tempered grocery shopper named Lindy tries to swindle a store cashier, then screams at the manager when the cashier calls him in. During this argument, the scarf she is wearing (and trying to shoplift) accidentally gets caught in the checkout stand's conveyor belt and strangles her to death.

"Lindy barreled her way through life as if the world owed her a favor but then the gods of karma did us a favor by removing her from this world."


Segment Nickname

  • Green Grosser

Foreign names

  • Toma Espastica (Spastic Take) - Latin American dub.
  • Pañuelo Gratis (Free Scarf) - Spanish dub

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