Way to Die #499: Pained Gun, is the fifth death featured in "Death Be Not Stupid", which aired on March 15, 2009.
On September 20, 2006, in Simi Valley, California. A pair of high-school rejected boys named Luke and Mickey film themselves (which was called Surburban Slaughter) doing drive-bys on people (including an old lady with a purse) with a paintball gun as part of a hare-brained plot to become viral video stars on YouTube. When the gun malfunctions, Luke shoots the canister of CO2 at 200 mph(320 km/h) into Mickey's larynx, which breaks his neck and kills him. Luke was horrified after killing Mickey as the previous victim starts hitting him with her purse.
"Maybe, it was a mechanical failure. Maybe, it was Karma's way out of the juvenile jerk from the planet. One thing is sure: Surburban Slaughter had a great ending."
- Junior Sutitanom-Paintball expert.
- Lawrence Mackett - Luke (lead)
- Cameran Dreng - Mickey (lead: intended victim)
- Video Violence
- Ball Out
- Mimed First
- Heads Down
- Muerte Pintada (Painted Death) - Latin American dub
- Pintura Dolorosa (Painful Paint) - Spanish dub