Way to Die #329
"Muffed Dive"
Name of the death is a pun on "rough dive" and "muff"
Muffed Dive
Date May 13, 2003
Location Dubuque, Iowa
Episode this death
was featured in
"Wait, Don`t Tell Me - You're Dead"

"Muffed Dive", Way to Die #329, is the third death to be featured in "Wait, Don't Tell Me - You're Dead", which aired on August 15, 2011.


A former Olympic diver named Brandon gets kicked off the national team for abusing drugs, now works as a manager at a municipal pool, where he's more interested in impressing MILFs, single cougars, and middle-aged divorcees than actually doing work. While out on a date with one of his targets, he dives into the pool but hits his head on a floating chlorine dispenser, causing death from head trauma and drowning.

"Brandon was a bitter almost Olympian. He spent his time being a jerk and charming the local action out of their bikinis. Until one night, he scored a perfect 10 in death...dive."


  • Glenn Webb - Lifeguard
  • Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Physical Medicine and Rehab

Segment Description

  • "A cocky high-diver uses a closed diving platform to impress his date when a lands head-first on a floating chlorine dispenser." (Spike TV website)


  • Also called "High Die" on the Spike TV website.