|Way to Die #329|
|Name of the death is a pun on "rough dive" and "muff"|
|Date||May 13, 2003|
| Episode this death|
was featured in
|"Wait, Don`t Tell Me - You're Dead"|
| previous death|
| next death|
"Muffed Dive", Way to Die #329, is the third death to be featured in "Wait, Don't Tell Me - You're Dead", which aired on August 15, 2011.
A former Olympic diver named Brandon gets kicked off the national team for abusing drugs, now works as a manager at a municipal pool, where he's more interested in impressing MILFs, single cougars, and middle-aged divorcees than actually doing work. While out on a date with one of his targets, he dives into the pool but hits his head on a floating chlorine dispenser, causing death from head trauma and drowning.
"Brandon was a bitter almost Olympian. He spent his time being a jerk and charming the local action out of their bikinis. Until one night, he scored a perfect 10 in death...dive."
- Glenn Webb - Lifeguard
- Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Physical Medicine and Rehab
- Also called "High Die" on the Spike TV website.