|Way to Die #305|
|Name of the death is a pun on "moving violation"|
|Date||July 9, 1994|
| Episode this death|
was featured in
|"Stupid Is As Death Does"|
Moving Violation, Way to Die #305 is the sixth death to be featured in "Stupid is as Death Does", which aired on March 29, 2011.
On July 9, 1994, Evanston, IL, Donnie and Dickie were two movers who had no respect for people's private property. Dickie decided to steal a crystal diamond flower. He placed it in his left shirt pocket and then helped Donnie lift a heavy armoire into a moving truck. Donnie went in the truck and started it, not knowing Dickie was still placing the armoire in, he loses balance and falls to the ground and is pancaked by the armoire which pushes the sharp crystal diamond flower through his chest and pierces his heart, and he bleeds to death.
"Dickie and Donny were movers with larceny in their veins. They robbed their clients blind, but then Donny forgot Dickie. And now Dickie... is deadie."
Also known as "The Long Haul" as seen on Spike TV's website
Description as seen on Spike TV's website
"A mover with no respect for property dies under an antique armoire falling from an overpacked moving truck, which crushes his head.."