Way to Die #199
"Me So Hornet"
Name of the death is a pun on the Full Metal Jacket quote "Me so horny"
Me So Hornet
Date September 27, 1992
Location Boone Residence
Lubbock, Texas
Episode this death
was featured in
"Unforced Errors"

"Me So Hornet", Way to Die #199, is the fourth death to be featured in "Unforced Errors", which aired on February 8, 2009.


Meet JT. He wants to be drinking with his buddy, not doing garden work. But he would always stop drinking when he sees the sexy Trixie, his wife. Blonde hair, pink shirt and blue shorts make her look sexy, and so does her butt. Problem is, JT needs to shoot out the hornet's nest which was hiding in their garden.

JT needs to have sex with Trixie who has loved him, so he decides to get rid of the hornet's nest. A rake is the only weapon. He fails, but he lives in Texas. As they say, "If you fail, hit the gun rack". JT decides to use it. His paintball gun.

The hornet's nest comes off. Good news - the hornet nest is off, so JT can have sex with Trixie. Bad news - the hornets attack him. And the awful news - he doesn't know that he has a fatal allergy to hornet stings. He dies of anaphylactic shock. Anaphylactic shock (or anaphylaxis) dilates his blood pressure and swells his airway to the throat and lungs - breathing then became impossible. But suddenly, a now-widowed Trixie screams upo seeing her dead husband JT, who had been killed by angry hornets.

JT died a noble gunman, fighting for the booty rights for his Texas maiden. Happy trails, cowboy.


  • Steven Kutcher - Entomologist


  • There is another segment about an American tourist who gets killed by Asian giant hornets with multiple stings. See "Way to Die #213".

Foreign names

  • Avispa fatal (Fatal Wasp). Latin American dub.
  • ¡Que avispado! (That I clever!) - Spanish dub.
  • Sein Letzter Stich(His last trick)-German dub