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Way to Die #755
"Mary Lou Rectum"
Name of the death is a pun on "Mary Lou Retton"
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Date February 12, 2010
Location Colorado Springs, Colorado
Episode this death
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"The One About Dumb People Dying"
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"Mary Lou Rectum", Way to Die #755, is the second death to be featured in "The One About Dumb People Dying", which aired on February 8, 2011.

Plot

Andrea, who was a very bitter gymnast who lost her chances at being an Olympic star, and her beleaguered partner, Sally, practice in the gym for a Las Vegas show. After belittling Sally on her trampoline skills, Andrea, who said "Watch me because this is how you do it!"... and then attempts to dismount off the trampoline herself. Fortunately, she lands on top of one of the supports for the parallel bars (which was left out by a worker trying to fix the bars) between her rectum and vaginal opening and fatally impales herself, and she dies.

"Andrea was a bitter gymnast who took out her frustrations at her friend. If Sally was a little meaner... she would have told her friend Andrea... to "stick it up your rectal uterine pouch, witch.""

Trivia

  • This is the first death to take place in 2010.

Interviewees

  • Aimee Zanonni - Former Gymnast
  • Dr. Michael Kurtz - Medical Practitioner

Alternative Name

  • Lady and the Trampoline (Spike TV website)

Foreign names

  • El Recto de Mary Lou (Mary Lou's Rectum) - Latin American dub.
  • Mary Lou Recto - Spanish dub.

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