Way to Die #263
"Killer Tan"
Name of the death is a pun on the term "killer tan"
Killer Tan
Date August 15, 2009
Location Ocean City, New Jersey
Episode this death
was featured in
"It's A Dead, Dead, Dead World"

"Killer Tan", Way to Die #263, is the seventh and final death featured in "It's A Dead, Dead, Dead World", which aired on July 15, 2012.


Fredo and Allie B are two tanning-obsessed guidos. As part of a Friday night ritual, they meet at Allie's tanning salon before a wild night out. The two start off by spray tanning each other, but Fredo wants to be darker. Allie then reveals a stand-in spray tanning booth. The two begin to tan again, but Fredo wants to be darker but insists on having his cigarettes first. The spark from the lighter ignites the DHA fumes in the booth, causing a fire ball, and the explosion kills them both.

"If ignorance is bliss, Fredo and Allie B were the happiest people on the planet. We could say more about their unfortunate demise, but on second thought, forget about it!"

Foreign names

  • Knackig braun (Crisp Brown) - German dub


  • The German name for this death segment,when translated, is a pun of R&B singer Chris Brown.
  • The characters from this death segment were likely based from reality TV show Jersey Shore.


  • David Sivits

Alt Name

  • Jersey Score

Meaning: Tan booths are not to be smoked in.