|Way to Die #674|
|Name of the death is a pun on kill and dilldo|
|Date||January 31, 2004|
|Location|| Jennifer's Pad|
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"Killdo", Way to Die #674, is the sixth death to be featured in "Unforced Errors", which aired on February 8, 2009.
A woman named Jennifer goes to a market and went to buy stuff. She loves sex. She even thinks about it, and she wants to have it. When she went to the vegtable section, she saw a hunky man spraying vegtables. Back at her pad, when she unpacks everything, she holds a carrot and thinks about the man back at the market. She is thinking about having sex with it and thinking it's a man's penis. So she decides to have sex with the carrot. Suddenely, she uses the carrot in her vagina. It slices her vaginal wall, and it caused an air bubble inside her body. The air bubble went inside the heart, and Jennifer couldn't breathe. She dropped the carrot and died.
- Alana Evans - Porn Star
- Dr. Daniel Eisenberg - Cardiologist
- The woman actually died in 12/30/2009 instead of Feburary 30, 2004.
- A co-ed died when she masturbated with a broom and died as it sliced her vagina Link http://snopes.com/college/risque/broom.asp
- U.S. Version: There will be no happy ending to this veggie tale.
- U.K. Version: There will be no happy ending to this vegetable based wanking story.
- Cursed Carrot