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Way to Die #674
Name of the death is a pun on kill and dilldo
Date January 31, 2004
Location Jennifer's Pad
Roanoke, Virginia
Episode this death
was featured in
"Unforced Errors"

"Killdo", Way to Die #674, is the sixth death to be featured in "Unforced Errors", which aired on February 8, 2009.


A woman named Jennifer goes to a market and went to buy stuff. She loves sex. She even thinks about it, and she wants to have it. When she went to the vegtable section, she saw a hunky man spraying vegtables. Back at her pad, when she unpacks everything, she holds a carrot and thinks about the man back at the market. She is thinking about having sex with it and thinking it's a man's penis. So she decides to have sex with the carrot. Suddenely, she uses the carrot in her vagina. It slices her vaginal wall, and it caused an air bubble inside her body. The air bubble went inside the heart, and Jennifer couldn't breathe. She dropped the carrot and died.

"There will be no happy ending to this veggie tale." (U.S. Version)

"There will be no happy ending to this vegetable based wanking story." (U.K. Version)


  • Alana Evans - Porn Star
  • Dr. Daniel Eisenberg - Cardiologist


Segment NicknameEdit

  • Cursed Carrot

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