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"Killdo", Way to Die #674, is the sixth death to be featured in "Unforced Errors", which aired on February 8, 2009.

Plot[]

A nymphomaniac named Jennifer (Kimberly Laferriere) goes to a market to buy groceries. She notices a sexy stock boy in the vegetable section spraying the vegetables and becomes attracted to him, but cannot invite him over for sex since she had plans with her friends. Back at her pad, when she unpacks everything, she holds a carrot and thinks about the man back at the market. She is thinking about having sex with it and thinking it's a man's penis. In other words, she has the idea to use the carrot as her sex toy. Unfortunately, she peeled her carrot poorly, so a rough edge on the carrot slices her vaginal wall, and it created an air bubble inside her body. The air bubble went inside the heart, and Jennifer couldn't breathe. She dropped the carrot and died.

Transcript[]

(Death by Riff Rock 2 is playing, Jennifer shops)

Narrator: Some people just seem to ooze sexuality. Take Jennifer here: She can turn a trip to the supermarket into a lap dance of longing and lust. Not only she's sexy, she loves sex. Loves having it, loves thinking about it. Right now, she's thinking about the hunk over there, stagging cubs. But she's gotta date with some girlfriend in from out of town. Too bad for you, cub stagger, you have no idea what you're missing.

(Jennifer is home)

Narrator: Back home, Jennifer unpacks her day's catch. But all she can think about, is release. She just can't shake that vision of stud boy hosing down the produce.

(Jennifer peels the carrot, later puts the carrot on the table with plenty of candles, Sex Mex is playing)

Narrator: It was time to go organic.

(Jennifer masturbates with that carrot as a dildo)

Jennifer: (Breathes sexually)

Alana Evans: Masturbation is an absolutely amazing thing. I think it's important for everyone to masturbate, it's such a great stress relief, it helps relief the tension through your body,

(The background shows us other examples of a dildo: banana and zucchini)

Alana Evans: and let's be say it: if you can make yourself orgasm all alone, and sex just isn't the same.

([] is playing)

-Jennifer: (Breathes sexually)
-Narrator: Turns out, Jennifer could've done a better job shaving... her carrot. A rough edge sliced through her vaginal wall, and sent in airbulism raising up to her heart.

Jennifer: (Suffocates)

(Jennifer drops her carrot, dies on the couch)

Narrator: There will be no happy ending to this veggie tale.

Dr. Daniel Eisenberg: Stranger things had happen. She tore... part of...her...either vaginal wall or some part of her pelvic area.

([] is playing, CGI air bubble enters in the arteries, blocks the blood from the heart, makes the heart stops)

Dr. Daniel Eisenberg: Air somehow, got in, during the masturbation process into the arteries. And the air that went up to the heart caused death.

(Carrot drops on the carpet)

Cast and Interviewees[]

Trivia[]

Segment Nickname[]

  • Cursed Carrot
  • Carrot Caked
  • Veggie Vegged

Foreign names[]

  • Masturbación Fatal (Fatal Masturbation) - Latin American dub
  • Vibranator (Play word for "Vibrador" and "Terminator") - Spanish dub
  • Volle Möhre ins Jenseits (Full throttle into the afterlife) - German dub

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