Way to Die #249
"Kill Bill & Billie"
Name of the death is a pun on the movie "Kill Bill"
Kill Bill & Billie
Date May 12, 2010
Location Altoona, Pennsylvania
Episode this death
was featured in
"Death Certificates"

"Kill Bill & Billie", Way to Die #249, is the fourth death featured in "Death Certificates", which aired on July 15, 2012.


They say love and marriage is an institute you can't disparage, but in this show, sometimes it is! Bill and Billie are a married couple, both of whom which are livid with eachother, who have marital problems after Bill suspects Billie of cheating on him and Billie suspects Bill of cheating on her. Bill calls a hitman, ordering him to kill Billie and her lover if the hitman does catch her cheating. Ironically enough, Bill is also cheating on Billie, hiring prostitutes three times a week. Bill decides to up the ante by hiring a fourth prostitute, which turns out to be Billie, so they were both right, they were cheating on each other all along. While they argue, the hitman comes in and does the tap head execution, which means a hitman shoots them both in the head, killing them instantly. The hitman does not know that the man he killed was the same man who had organized the hit in the first place. The hitman left them both for dead.

"Their relationship was built on a bedrock of deception and mistrust. Bill and Billie cheated, lied...and finally died. Together."

Cast and Interviewees

  • Carl Van Meter - Bill (lead: intended victim)
  • Layla Davis - Billie (lead: intended victim)
  • Dr. Boyd Flinders - Himself (Surgeon)


  • This segment is otherwise known as Honeymoon Killers.
  • The name is a reference to the movie "Kill Bill" (without "and Billie")
  • Bill's grey convertible is a 2009 Mitsubishi Eclipse GT Spyder in disguise.