Way to Die #360
"Keester Sunday"
Name of the death is a pun on "Easter Sunday"
Keester Sunday
Date February 11, 2009
Location Portland, Oregon
Episode this death
was featured in
"Death Certificates"

"Keester Sunday", Way to Die #360, is the third death featured in "Death Certificates", which aired on July 15, 2012.


Jake and Josh Peterson are drug-dealing brothers who end up being busted by a police officer one day. After the police officer threatens them with a cavity search, he throws them into the back of a police van. Josh pulls a water balloon full of cocaine out of Jake's rectum and the two attempt to snort it all up before the officer comes back to search them. However, the two brothers end up dying of a heart attack from all the cocaine that was ingested.

"Jake and Josh played hide and go seek with the killer bag of cocaine. But when it came time to ditch the goods, but the brothers turned to licking...and then stopped ticking."


  • David Svoboda - EMT

Alternative Name

  • Also known as "Keester-Concealed" on Spike TV's website

Segment Description

Description as seen on the Spike TV website

  • "Two drug-dealing gangbangers die when they try to conceal evidence by eating an ounce of cocaine stuffed up one brother’s ass in the back of a police cruiser."