|Way to Die #444|
|Name of the death is a pun on "jaw bone"|
|Date||July 4, 2004|
| Episode this death|
was featured in
|"Stupid is as Stupid Dies"|
"Jaw Boned", Way to Die #444, is the first death to be featured in "Stupid is as Stupid Dies", which aired on September 21, 2010.
Jimmy Millican is a meth cook who was once a promising research chemist that graduated college by the age of 17. Jimmy spends days upon days in his basement lab making meth. He gets by on a piece of gum that he covers with citric acid to keep its flavor. He does this over and over again. But in his meth-addled rush, he accidentally puts the gum inside a container filled with red phosphorus: An explosive substance found in meth and fireworks. When he chews the gum his jaw bone applies 120 lbs of pressure, which is enough force to cause the gum to explode in his mouth, blowing his jaw bone clean off his skull. As a result, his brain bounced into the back of the skull, hemorrhaging his cerebral cortex, causing it to bleed out and end his life with a bang.
"This time, it looks like Jimmy bit off more than he could chew."
- Dr. Brian Wilbur - Emergency Room Doctor
- Also called "Chew Bomber" on the Spike TV website.
- This death was based on a Ukranian student in 2009 named Vladimir Likhonos.