|Way to Die #309|
|Name of the death is a pun on "jabroni"|
|Date||June 2, 2006|
|Location||West Deptford, New Jersey|
| Episode this death|
was featured in
|"Death, The New Black"|
| previous death|
| next death|
"Jablowni", Way To Die #309, is the fourth death to be featured in "Death, The New Black", which aired on July 18, 2011.
An arrogant twenty-something bodybuilder named Sal orders his beleaguered girlfriend to inflate a pool raft. After she gets fed up and dumps him, he inflates the raft with flammable tire sealant and throws it in the pool. Once he climbs in, he claims himself a "Freakin' Genius" and lowers his arm and the cigarette makes contact with the raft and it explodes due to the ashes popping the raft and igniting the tire sealant. The explosion was so intense it ends up cracking his skull and causing brain hemorrhage.
"Sal was crude, cruel, and brainless. His moronic death was hardly tragic. It was fortunate though, for the rest of us."
- Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon
- Also called "Rafted" on the Spike TV website.