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Way to Die #309
"Jablowni"
Name of the death is a pun on "jabroni"
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Date June 2, 2006
Location West Deptford, New Jersey
Episode this death
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"Death, The New Black"
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"Jablowni", Way To Die #309, is the fourth death to be featured in "Death, The New Black", which aired on July 18, 2011.

Plot

An arrogant twenty-something bodybuilder named Sal orders his beleaguered girlfriend to inflate a pool raft. After she gets fed up and dumps him, he inflates the raft with flammable tire sealant and throws it in the pool. Once he climbs in, he claims himself a "Freakin' Genius" and lowers his arm and the cigarette makes contact with the raft and it explodes due to the ashes popping the raft and igniting the tire sealant. The explosion was so intense it ends up cracking his skull and causing brain hemorrhage.

"Sal was crude, cruel, and brainless. His moronic death was hardly tragic. It was fortunate though, for the rest of us."

Interviewees

  • Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon

Trivia

  • Also called "Rafted" on the Spike TV website.

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