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Way to Die #754
"Hi-Jack Offed"
Name of the death is a pun on "hi-jack" and "jacked off"
Hi-Jack Offed
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Date June 16, 2010
Location Orlando, Florida
Episode this death
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"Tweets From the Dead"
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  "Hi-Jack Offed", Way to Die #754 is the 6th death to be featured in "Tweets From the Dead" which aired on March 26, 2012.

Plot

Percy, a hijacker looking to hijack a vehicle hitchhikes on the road. When a truck driver named Johnny and his boss, a former female boxer named Dallas, stop to help him, Percy pulls out a gun. Threatening to shoot them, Percy forces them out of the truck. Dallas shoved him and he falls backward onto the truck's air brake hose, which enters his rectum, knobs through his ribs, this thing is allowing Percy to become a "human balloon". Everybody can tell that Percy is a fat man, but it's not true. Percy screams with pain, and his body shook itself. Then he lies on the road, and both Dallas and Johnny are walking back. Then it gave him one last scream, lying on his back. Enough air fills into Percy, causing him to explode. His body scatters and both Johnny and Dallas scream with horror. They were horrified to see Percy's colon and his rectum. He is also decapitated. They can see his hands chopped, and this killed him within seconds.

"Percy was a small-time crook who tried to steal a big rig. He never could get his life together and now, he's just...scattered." what a mess

Cast and Interviewees

  • Seth Burnham - Percy (lead: intended victim)
  • Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Himself (Orthopedic Surgeon)

Trivia/Goofs

  • Obvious dummy before Percy explodes.
  • This death is loosely based on a real-life incident involving 48-year-old New Zealand native Steven McCormack. Steven accidentally fell on a compressed air hose, causing the line to enter his rectum and fill his body up with air. Unlike Percy, Steven survived the incident, having to spend three days in the hospital burping and farting the air out of his body and making a full recovery.

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