Way to Die #514
Name of the death is a pun on "heimlich" and "licked" (beat up)
Date June 16, 2010
Location Orlando, Florida
Episode this death
was featured in
"Death Certificates"
"Mastur-Bitten (previous episode)"
"This Bird Has Flu"

"Heim-Licked", Way to Die #514, is the first death featured in "Death Certificates," which aired on July 15, 2012.


Chip is an exercise instructor who blatantly favors women who are skinny and attractive (to the point of feeling them during the exercises), and liked to insult overweight women. One in particular, Patty, had to put up with his arrogant behavior. At one point, she went to eat one of her snack cakes, when Chip belittled her again while eating the cake, much to the disgust of the other women. As Patty left, the foolish instructor began choking on the snack cake, at which the women laughed, thinking that he was faking it. Desperate, he attempted a D.I.Y. heimlich maneuver, only to bounce off of an exercise ball and impale himself on a sprinkler at the roof of his mouth. The force of the impact caused Chip's neck to snap back, breaking the C2 and C3 vertebrae, and severing the spinal cord, killing him instantly.

"Chip got off of making fun of fat people. But then he went from joking, to croaking."

Segment Nicknames

  • Boot Camp (Spike TV)
  • Endangered Exercise