|Way to Die #502|
|Name of the death is a pun on "asshole"|
|Date||May 19, 2002|
|Location||West Glacier, Montana|
| Episode this death|
was featured in
|"Death Be Not Stupid"|
Way to Die #502: Gas-Hole, is the first death featured in "Death Be Not Stupid", which aired on March 15, 2009.
On May 19, 2002, in West Glacier, Montana. A wanted drug dealer named Cisco hides out in the wilderness. Wanting to get drunk but having no booze (and not willing to get caught by authorities by setting foot in a bar or liquor store), he siphons the gasoline from his motorcycle, thinking he can drink it because it contains ethanol. However, he is unable to keep it down, and when he vomits it back up into his campfire, he is engulfed in flames, causing him to be burnt to a crisp. Cisco should have known that the gasoline he drank only worked on cars.
"Robbing a bank, bad idea. Drinking gasoline, even worse. Puking his deadly firewater into an open fire, the worst idea he ever had. One wonders if any of this ran through Cisco's dim brain while he was doing his best imitation of a marshmallow. Who cares? One less meth-dealing biker to worry about." (US version)
"Robbing a bank, bad idea. Drinking petrol, even worse. Puking his deadly firewater into an open fire,oh, the worst idea he ever had. One wonders if any of this ran through Cisco's dim brain while he was doing his best imitation of a toasted marshmallow. Never mind. (UK version)
Gasoline and Asshole
- Confusing Beverages
- Tonto que Bebe Gasolina (Fool Drinking Gasoline) - Latin American dub
- Gas-rrafón - Spanish dub