"Ex'd Ex", Way to Die #630, is the sixth death to be featured in "Dirt Nap", which aired on November 7, 2011.
Plot[]
One night, Pat and Sarah were taking a hayride, having a date while sitting in a trailer and toasting, Pat was planning to propose, while they enjoy the ride, they hear wolf howls made by the tape recorded of a jealous dog named Morgan, Sarah's ex-boyfriend, Morgan disguises himself as an ax murderer by wearing a ski mask, a fake ax and the tape recorded to scare Pat and Sarah, after seeing and hearing Sarah accept Pat's proposal, Morgan went crazy with jealousy, jumped into the trailer and scared Sarah, fortunately Pat acted quickly and hit Morgan in the face and he fell unconscious to the ground, then the trailer passed over Morgan's abdomen, crushing his organs, destroying his spine. and making him lose half of his blood, killing him and sending this sick with jealous to hell, then Pat and Sarah stopped and went down to see Morgan's corpse, Pat unmasked him and Sarah was horrified to see that it was Morgan and Pat hugged her to comfort her.
"When the ring came out, jealous Morgan freaked out, and his dreams of getting back Sarah... were crushed, as so were Morgan's organs."
Transcript[]
Pat: It's probably just a wild dog or something.
Narrator: It was a dog. A jealous dog named Morgan, Sarah's ex boyfriend.
Narrator: When the ring came out, jealous Morgan freaked out....
(Morgan angrily enters the hayride, causing Sarah to scream in horror. As Morgan rises his fake ax, Pat punches him, knocking him unconscious and causing him to fall off the hayride.)
Narrator: ...and his dreams of getting back Sarah... were crushed, as so were Morgan's organs.
David Svoboda: The 2500 pound trailer ran over Morgan's abdomen ripping him completely in half. With his organs flattened, his spinal cord completely destroyed, and half of his blood forced out of his skin, by shear weight displacement, he was killed, instantly!
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(After Morgan’s death, Sarah screams as she sees his corpse. Pat gets out of the ride and unmasked a deceased Morgan.)
Sarah: (shocked) Morgan?!
(Sarah cries as Pat hugs her in comfort.)
Narrator: Sarah broke Morgan's heart by choosing Pat to be her man. This drove Morgan into a jealous rage. In the end, he chose a strange way to... spill his guts.
Segment Nicknames[]
- Haunted Prey Ride (Spike TV)
- Ring a Bell
- Semi-cide (not to be confused with the first death of the series)
Interviewees[]
- Kevin Buckins - Psychologist
- David Svoboda - EMT
Trivia[]
- Also called "Haunted Prey Ride" on the Spike TV website.
- Morgan's death is similar to that of Cuddles' death in Happy Tree Friends web series, "I Get a Trick Out of You".
- This death is similar to Semi-cide, as both victims were bisected by a vehicle.
- Unlike in Semi-cide, Morgan died instantly instead of staying alive for a brief amount of time. This was due to the hay ride running over his spine and spilling his guts, unlike Frank in Semi-cide.
- The introcard is the only time we get to see Morgan's face while he is alive, as during the whole death, excluding the scene where Pat takes off his mask, he is wearing the mask. When Pat takes off the mask, Morgan is obviously dead.
- Similar to Board Stiff, this death has an interviewee using the victim's name.
Foreign names[]
- Una Ruptura Dolorosa (A Painful Break) - Latin American Spanish dubs
- Armer Hund (Poor Dog) - German dub
- De tripas corazón (Gutsy Heart) - Pluto TV Spanish dub
- Romante ka sumat (Romance for Crash) Lazor