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"Dog Dead Afternoon", Way to Die #174, is the fourth death to be featured in "That's "Mister Death" To You", which aired on July 11, 2011.

Plot[]

Vic, an animal abuser, sneaks into an animal shelter to steal animals for his cruel pit bull fights. His intended target is a pit bull named Michael who he tranquilizes. When Vic goes into Michael's cage, a guard comes by and takes a nap. While Vic could leave Michael behind and take the chance to escape, Michael is too big of a catch to leave behind, so he decides to wait him out. Sometime later, the guard awakens and spots Vic, who then tranquilizes the guard, causing him to fall in front of the cage gate. As Vic struggles to move the unconscious guard out of the way, Michael wakes up and instinctively attacks him. He runs up to Vic and knocks him down, he then sinks his jaws into Vic's neck and began to crush his windpipe. He also lacerated his carotid artery and jugular vein. Unable to escape, Vic soon dies from the mauling because of massive exsanguination.

Transcript[]

(Intrigue Stories is playing)

Narrator: Say hello to Vic. Another name for him: Scum of the Earth. Vic made a living, in the ugly world of illegal dog fighting. The cuddly was casing had a big payoff. A pit bull named Michael.

([] is playing)

Michael: (BARKS)

Narrator: With a vice grip for a jaw, Michael was a death machine on 4 legs. All Vic had to do, was steal it.

([] is playing)

Candy Clemente: The er... percentage of pitbulls that are incarcerated are a 45% of all dogs in shelters, pitbulls in the fighting ring are bred to be aggressive. They'll tie... chains around their neck with a weight onto it, they'll put them on a treadmill, and they'll even inject them with steroids.

(Comedy Death Intro is playing)

-Narrator: Vic was no rocket scientist but he was smart enough not to get in the cage of the killer.
-Michael: (BARKS)

(Vic aims Michael)

Narrator: So he knocked Michael out cold with a tranquilizer gun.

(Vic shoots Michael, makes him asleep, he has now a chance to get the dog by open the cage)

Narrator: A quick pick of the lock and soon enough, Vic would be on his way.

(Suddenly the guard's car returns, [] is playing, Vic has to hide in the shadow)

Narrator: But a lazy security guard pulled up and proceeded to take a nap.

(Eventually the guard sleeps in the car, Countdown to Madness is playing)

Narrator: Vic could have just snuck away but Michael was too big of a catch, and Vic had been planning this for weeks. He decided to wait until the guard left.

(As that, the guard ends taking a nap, gets out of the car)

Narrator: An hour later the guard awoke and made his rounds. Vic shouldn't have left the gate open.

Guard: Hey!

(Vic has no choice but shoot the guard with a tranquilizer)

-Narrator: A second tranquilizer dart took care of him.
-Guard: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Don-

([] is playing)

-Narrator: But the guard fell in front of the cage, shutting the gate.
-Other dogs: (Bark)

Narrator: Before he could shove the unconscious guard back,

(Vic sees Michael awakes, attacks Vic for good, [] is playing)

-Narrator: Michael came out of his dragon boost slumber.
-Vic: (Moans)

Narrator: And woke up hungry.

Vic: (MOANS)

(While Michael attacks Vic, the "WARNING Protected by guard dogs" sign is shown, Michael eats Vic's corpse)

Other dogs: (BARK)

(Demonic Introduction is playing, replay of Vic tranquilizes Michael, enters the cage but gets attacked by awaken Michael)

Dr. Boyd Flinders: A pit bull can bite with force that's a- significant magnitude. It can actually latch onto your neck...

(CGI dog bites the human's arteries)

Narrator: and crush your trachea, your windpipe. Causing you not to be able to take any air into your lungs, you'll bleed from the arteries, the blood will flow into the lungs as well, and you're gonna choke on your own blood as you bleed out to death.

(Recap, Spooky Ending is playing)

-Michael: (BARKS)
-Narrator: Michael was just a dog who just wanted some love and affection.

(Vic tranquilizes Michael with a gun)

Narrator: Vic was an animal, who belonged to the cage.

(Michael awakes, attack Vic)

-Michael: (BARKS)
-Narrator: Michael and Vic:

-Narrator: one was Man's best friend...
-Vic: No! (Moans)

(Michael still eats Vic's corpse)

Narrator: the other... the pits.

Interviewees[]

  • Michael Vitiello - Vic (Lead: Intended victim)
  • Candy Clemente - Pit Bull Trainer
  • Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon

Alternative Name[]

  • Three Dog Night (Spike TV website)

Trivia[]

  • The would-be thief is named Vic, and the dog is named Michael - an obvious reference to notorious NFL quarterback Michael Vick, who in 2007, was sent to jail for 21 months for his role in a dog fighting ring.
  • The alternate name is a reference to the American rock band Three Dog Night.
  • This is one of the 3 segments that uses the Battlespire moaning sound. 2 others are Forked-Up and Par For The Corpse.
  • This is one of 2 deaths in Arkansas. The other is Cop Out, and both take place in Little Rock

Goof[]

  • The state code is used on the show for the location of this death. The correct one is "AR", for Arkansas. It is erroneously listed as "AK" (Alaska)
Dog Dead Afternoon

Dog bites the man. Man bites the dust

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