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"Deep Fried", Way to Die #610, is the first death to be featured in "Death Gets Busy", which aired on February 22, 2009.

Plot[]

Hearing the story of this man, it's easy to see how he got his nickname: Angry Ed.

A extreme fury was his state of relaxation, he would get extremely angry over simple things like: someone driving slow in the fast lane, spill his soda on his sandwich or hit your finger with a hammer causing it to bleed, there were few things that didn't cause the anger of Ed, in the tool factory where he worked, his anger was a recurring joke, but his foreman got tired of this and fired him.

Upon being fired, Ed became an angry missile, he planned to take revenge on the foreman, who worked near a tank of hydrochloric acid. Seeing the opportunity, Ed attacked him and the foreman accidentally made him fall into the tank, the acid caused Ed a terrible pain, it burned his skin, charred his eyeballs and entered through his open mouth destroying his main organs in seconds, killing him and sending him to hell.

Transcript[]

(Angry Ed is playing, Ed walks angrily)

Narrator: It's not hard to figure out how this guy got his nickname:

(Ed road rages)

Ed: It's the Fast Lane, you idiot!!

Narrator: Angry Ed.

Ed: God!!!

(At lunch, when Ed opens the "Fringe" soda can, he accidentally spills on his sandwich, smashes the sandwich with the soda and throws them onto the floor, slams the table in anger)

Narrator: A low seething boil, was his relaxed state.

Ed: (Grunts)

(At work, Ed works on a sheet of metal, until...)

Narrator: There wasn't much that didn't make Ed...see red.

(...Ed accidentally smashes his thumb with a hammer-)

Ed: AH!!

Narrator: At the tool shop where he worked...

(-causing Ed's thumb to bleed)

Ed: Ah!!!

(The other employees smile a little as they watch Ed's temper tantrum)

Narrator: Ed's anger was a running joke.

(Ed smashes the metal with his face shield. But then, the foreman sees Ed's wrath. Ed looks away, knowing that he's screwed)

Narrator: But to his foreman, the joke had run thin.

Foreman: You're fired!

Danielle Jagoda: I think...a person with that much anger, sometimes, is thinking in terms of spite and revenge and-

(Ed angrily walks to find his foreman)

Danielle Jagoda: -manipulation and how they can back at those people.

Narrator: Getting fired, turned Ed into a heat-seeking anger missile.

(The foreman checks on a vat of hydrochloric acid)

Narrator: His unsuspecting target: the foreman, who was working on a vat of hydrochloric acid.

(Ed finds the foreman, runs toward him to get revenge)

Narrator: Ed goes hand to hand and wounds up taking a bath...

(The foreman, in self-defense, accidentally shoves Ed into the vat)

-Narrator: in a tub of hydrochloric acid.
-Ed: Ah!!

Ed: Ah!!!

Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan: If someone who is to fall in a vat of hydrochloric acid, that...person I'm sure went to an excruciating painful death. Because he was suffering in total body burn simultaneously.

(Die Science 12v1 is playing, CGI human's skin burns by entering in the acid)

Narrator: The acid quickly burned through his skin, fries his eyeballs and pours into his wide-open mouth.

(Ed still drowns on the vat)

Ed: Ah!!

(The acid melts the heart and lungs)

Narrator: Once inside the body, Ed's major organs are destroyed within seconds.

Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan: He...probably went to an... a level of shock. If not just because of amount of pain he's feeling, but just because of the sheer amount of fluid loss and...and body damage that he could be suffering because of the acid.

(Recap of Foreman firing Ed, Angry Ed is resuming)

Narrator: This wasn't just Ed's last day of work.

Foreman: You're fired!

(Ed angrily walks to find his foreman)

Narrator: His uncontrollable blood-boiling rage made sure this was Angry Ed's last day...

(The foreman, in self-defense, accidentally shoves Ed into the vat)

Narrator: period.

Ed: Ah!! Ah!!!

Cast & Interviewees[]

Trivia[]

  • It is based on the death of 18-year-old Fernando Jimenez Gonzalez.
  • It's unknown where the foreman went after Ed's demise. However, the foreman may have been arrested since it seems to show the foreman throw Ed in the vat of acid, though obviously in self defense.
  • The cause of death was reused in Vat's All Folks. However, Demetrius was able to get out of the vat, while Angry Ed was unable to.
  • This death takes place 615 years after Ich Bin Ein Stoner And 11 years before Pulled Pork.

Goofs[]

  • Plot Hole: The CGI animation showed that the acid dissolved Ed's organs and body. But after Ed passes out on the live-action filming, it shows his body all in one piece, making it confusing to fans how he died.

Segment Nicknames[]

  • Acid Bath
  • Deep Fried Bastard (Spike TV)

Foreign Names[]

  • Bien Frito (Well Fried) - Latin American Spanish dub
  • Frito en Abundante Ɓcido (Fried in Plenty of Acid) - Spanish dub
  • Frito (Fried) - Mexican Spanish dub
  • Sauer eingelegt (Pickled sour) - German dub
  • Spieczony na wiĆ³r (Baked to a Crisp) - Polish voice-over
  • Dakupayihnaran Yirkatang ka Asido Hidrokloriko (Suffered Wrath of Hydrochloric Acid) - Lazoran dub

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