"Big Boned", Way to Die #306, is the seventh and final death to be featured in "Death, The New Black", which aired on July 18, 2011.
Plot[]
Steve and Paul are two drunken insurance salesmen who crash a beauty pageant, in which they will later "play" with the contestants after its finished. However, this pageant celebrated inner-beauty, and all the contestants were plus-sized models. While Steve has arrived to have fun, Paul arrived to make fun of the contestants, who show disgust at his unfunny jokes. After another unfunny joke from Paul, the three finalists, Alegria, Beth, and Devon step out on the end of the runway (which was not meant to hold their weight) to yell at him. The runway support snaps, and all three women (who, when combined, weigh 997 pounds) fall on Paul. The combined weight of the women crushes Paul's ribcage and punctures his lungs, causing him to die of asphyxiation and sending him to hell.
"Just as they were about to unload on their hecklers, their combined weight broke the corner support of the stage...and a human avalanche was on. Alegria got it going with 314 pounds, Beth contributed another 330. Devon topped him off with her 353. It all added up to a breath-taking, life-removing 997 pounds that shut Paul's mouth...forever."
Transcript[]
Host:
Paul: EATING!
()
Narrator: Did you hear the one about the drunk insurance salesman? His jokes about fat... fell flat.
Cast and Interviewees[]
- Richard Foley - Paul (lead: intended victim)
- Angelina Duplesia - Herself (Model)
- Dr. Pavel Bindra - Himself (Cardiac Electrophysiologist)
- Jaiden Algemeta - Steve (lead)
- Veronica "SarkleGirl" Sarkle - Alegria (lead)
- Julia Boyd - Beth (uncredited, lead)
- Devyn Ashley - Devon (lead)
Trivia[]
- Also called "Crushed By The Competition" on the Spike TV website.
- Angelina Duplesia played Big Bess in Ass Phyxiated
Segment Nicknames[]
- Crushed By The Competition (Spike TV)
- Crushing The Competition
Foreign names[]
- Broma Pesada (Heavy Joke) - Latin American dub
- Frauenpower! (Women power!) - German dub
- Gordura Mata (Fat Kills) - Brazilian dub
