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"Fat-ality", Way to Die #400, is the first death to be featured in "Putting A Smiley Face On Death", which aired on September 14, 2010.

Plot

Dave is an overweight slacker who dreams of becoming a professional body builder, but is too lazy to work out and lose weight. Dave decides to get liposuction as a shortcut to exercise, but was unable to afford it. So, he decided to recruit his equally moronic friend Johnny, to perform a D.I.Y. liposuction. Using a can of freeze spray and painkillers for anesthesia and a garage vacuum for a cannula, Dave prepares for the liposuction. Johnny makes a crude incision into Dave's stomach and slides the hose inside of the incision and turns the vacuum on. However, Johnny had unknowingly latched the hose onto a piece of Dave's intestines. As the vacuum sucks up Dave's intestines, he screams for Johnny to turn the vacuum off. By the time Johnny turns it off, the vacuum had sucked up enough of Dave's intestines to cause blood loss, shock and death, turning Dave from Fatty to a Mortal Kombat Fatality. 

"It's not hard to figure out liposuction in your own garage is not a good idea. Dave didn't have a lot of brains, but he sure had a lot of guts!"

Trivia

  • Also called "Fatty Splatty" on the Spike TV website.
  • An unconfirmed man died the same way in 1999 in New York.

Foreign names

  • Obesidad Fatal (Fatal Obesity) - Latin American dub.
  • Tripa-succión (Intensti-suction) - Spanish dub.
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