Way to Die #623
"Eye Swallow"
Name of the death is a pun on "I swallow"
Eye Swallow
Date February 14, 2008
Location Berkeley, California
Episode this death
was featured in
"Stupid Is As Death Does"

"Eye Swallow", Way to Die #623, is the second death featured in "Stupid Is As Death Does", which aired on March 29, 2011.


A man named Chester has acrotomophilia, a sexual attraction to amputees. Chester hooks up with a woman named Devin, who lost her left arm in a car accident and also has a glass eye. After having an intense sex session, Devin leaves to take a shower, only to find Chester dead on the floor when she returns. It turns out that after Devin removed her glass eye, she placed it in a glass of water on the bedside. Chester, who was thirsty and exhausting, unknowingly drank the glass of water and choked to death on Devin's glass eye.

"Chester looked death straight at the eye, and then, swallowed it whole."

Alternative Name

Also known as "Socket To Me" on Spike TV's website

Alternative Description

As seen on Spike TV's website

"A man chokes to death on the glass eye of his amputee lover"


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