Way to Die #187
"Eye So Horny"
Name of the death is a pun on The song "I'm So Horny"
Eye So Horny
Date August 8, 2001
Location Clayton, Georgia
Episode this death
was featured in
"Death Certificates"
"Nun F***ed"

Eye So Horny, Way to Die #187, is the sixth death featured in "Death Certificates", which aired on July 15, 2012.


Del and Lonnie are two brothers that are also partners in a moonshine operation. While drunk, Del decides that he is going to make a man out of Lonnie by making him a "bullfighter" in which Del attempts to charge at a red towel Lonnie is waving with the mounted, stuffed head of a deer. While charging at Lonnie at one point, Del trips over a bearskin rug, causing the antler of the deer to impale Del through the eye, and causing Del to die instantly from massive hemorrhaging.

"What else is there to say in the face of such blatant stupidity? How about... (Southern language) ...You're Dead! That's spelled D. E.....D!


  • Zane Lamprey
  • Dr. Boyd Flinders


  • Way to Die #187 is the number of a slang term for the crime of murder.