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Way to Die #487: E-I-E-I-Oww!, is the fifth death featured in "Eat, Pray, Die", which aired on August 8, 2011.

Way to Die #487
Name of the death is a pun on E-I-E-I-O
Date June 1, 2005
Location Pullman, Washington
Episode this death
was featured in
"Eat, Pray, Die"


Two delinquents, Steve and Jerry are sentenced to a work release program on a farm after they got caught for grand theft auto. While working in the barn, Jerry picks up a captive bolt pistol, thinking it is a pump to a milking machine. The farmer's daughter shows up to keep them from hurting themselves and warns him not to play with it, but Jerry points it at her saying that he wants milk. Still thinking that it's a pump, Jerry uses the captive bolt pistol on his own chest, piercing his heart, resulting in death by massive blood loss.

You hear the one about the two juveniles who were sentenced to work release on a farm? They messed around and threatened the farmer's daughter until one of them accidentally killed himself with a cattle bolt pistol! Ha! That's a good one!

Cast and IntervieweesEdit

  • Ray Cosico - Steve (lead)
  • Megan Albertus - Farmer's Daughter (lead)
  • Ray Chao - Himself (Juvenile Parole Officer)
  • Randy Stanger - Himself (Cattle Rancher)

Segment NicknameEdit

In Farm's Way

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