Way to Die #163
"Drivers Dead"
Name of the death is a pun on "driver's ed"
Drivers Dead
Wallace was a burnt-out drivers ed teacher. Maybe by dying, he finally got the peace he needed. There's no parallel parking in heaven... is there?
Date March 10, 2005
Location Charlotte, North Carolina
Episode this death
was featured in
"Death: One Size Fits All"
"Pain Saw"
"Written Offed"

"Drivers Dead", Way to Die #163, is the fourth death to be featured in "Death: One Size Fits All", which aired on August 29, 2011.


Wallace, is a hot-tempered driver's ed teacher. Time after time, he gets frustrated with his clients for ramming into cones. When he boils over at one of clients, Gina, she stormed out of the car and wants to report his supervisor. Furious at her, Wallace bangs on the steering wheel repeatedly, which caused the air bag to deploy, snapping his neck.


  • Franklin Ruehl appears in this segment, as one of the drivers that the teacher does not like.

Alternative Description

  • "Wallace was a hot-tempered driving instructor who had zero patience and was notorious for repeatedly failing his students." (Spike TV website)