Way to Die #428
"Doggie Styled"
Name of the death is a pun on "doggie-style"
Doggie Style
Date March 29, 1997
Location Chester, Georgia
Episode this death
was featured in
"Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death"

 "Doggie Styled", Way to Die #428, is the seventh and final death to be featured in "Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death", which aired on February 23, 2011.


Sparky, hunting yellow Labrador retriever, loves to fetch hunted duck carcasses (or anything else for that matter), for his two drunk owners. One day, after they fail to flush out some more ducks from a bush clump, they decide to use a stick of dynamite. They throw the lit stick of dynamite into the clump before they have to close their eyes and cover their ears, but Sparky, who thinks it's just a regular stick, instinctively fetches it and brings it back, then runs off to catch a squirrel. One of the owners opens their eyes and uncovers their ears and says "NO, SPARKY!"... right before the dynamite explodes, killing both hunters. The explosion tears off one of the hunters' left arm. After fetching the arm back to the now-dead hunters, Sparky doesn't realize that they're already dead and is hungry.

"What kind of stick was that?"

"These guys are always losing things. Here you go. I fixed your arm. Okay, gentlemen. Time to go. It's dinner time. I'm hungry. Hello?!"


  • David Reinecker - Dog Behaviorist
  • Nick Plantico - Explosives Expert


  • This is based on an urban legend.
  • This way to die is told in Sparky's point of view, with the announcer voicing Sparky.
  • Not to be confused with Way to Die #85 (which involves a man choking to death on a hot dog wiener).

Segment Nickname

  • Dynamite Dog (on Spike TV website)