Way to Die #130
"Deaf Jammed"
Name of the death is a pun on the record label "Def Jam"
Deaf Jammed
Date October 19th 2003
Location Detroit, Michigan
Episode this death
was featured in
"If You're Dead – Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You"
"Lawn of the Dead"
"Cast Offed"

"Deaf Jammed", Way To Die #130, is the fourth death to be aired on "If You're Dead – Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You" which aired on January 5th 2011.


Mickey was a carjacker. But even worse, he only targeted women and he didn't care if they were pregnant or injured or disabled or dying. This despicable scumbag was stalking a women walking to her car alone. She got in her car and was about to shut the back window. Mickey saw a chance to make his move. He poked his head and left arm through the window, but, before he could pull the car-door lock the automatic glass window closed on his neck, crushing his windpipe and stopping his ability to breath. The woman drove off with Mickey hitching a ride and it is then revealed she is deaf. His painful gasps for help were heard by no one. A mile later and a couple minutes without air left Mickey unconscious. The driver who was ignorant of his presence, looked in the mirror and saw Mickey's head sticking out of the window. She rolled down the window and Mickey dropped dead on the road.

"Mickey was a total waste of life. He preyed on the weak. The best thing to say about him? He's dead. There. Aren't you happy?"


  • Also called "Wind-Owned" (not to be confused with Sky Scraped's nickname) on the Spike TV website.
  • This death takes place in 2003 in the English edition, but in 2008 in the German edition.
  • Anachronism : While it was set on 2003, A 2008 Mercedes-Benz C Class (W204) was featured