|Way to Die #374|
|Name of the death is a pun on the serial killer "Ted Kaczynski"|
|"Dalen's dream of becoming the next Unabomber turned into a...Una-bummer."|
|Date||October 11, 2003|
| Episode this death|
was featured in
|"Locked and Low Dead"|
"Dead Kacynski", Way to Die #374, is the second death to be featured in "Locked and Low Dead", which aired on February 29, 2012.
Dalen is a conspiracy theorist who lives off the grid with his girlfriend Elaine in an isolated shack where its electricity is powered by a wall of car batteries. One day, Elaine is preparing Moltov cocktails for Dalen, who plans on firebombing a federal court house. When she asks if they are going to hurt people, Dalen kicks her out as he doesn't tolerate anyone questioning his methods. Before leaving, he writes his chronicle on a mimeograph, but a spark from poorly ground spark plugs causes the car batteries to explode. Dalen is covered in battery acid and also suffered from multiple broken bones from the blast, killing him.
"And Dalen got has first bath in weeks...of battery acid."
Cast and Interviewees
- Samm Hill - Dalen (lead: intended victim)
- Kevin Copeland - Himself (Survivalist)
- Eddie Paul - Himself (Engineer)
- Also called "Dead Battery" on the Spike TV website.