Way to Die #290
Name of the death is a pun on "defaced"
"A drunk Wilbur was preparing with the harsh Minnesota winter, it turned into a face-off. Wilbur lost, and his face... came off."
Date January 22, 2003
Location St. Cloud, Minnesota
Episode this death
was featured in
"Dirt Nap"

"De-faced", Way to Die #290, is the fifth death to be featured in "Dirt Nap", which aired on November 7, 2011.


Wilbur was an abusive husband and father who bought a snow-blower due to the weather. Wilbur's wife left the basement because she didn't want to listen to him anymore. After that, Wilbur drank a beer, which then started his death clock. In his intoxicated state, he falls face first into the snow-blower's blades. Wilbur's wife was horrified when she saw Wilbur dead. He dies from the blades slamming into his skull and slices his brain off, causing massive bleeding within his skull, killing him within seconds.

"A woozy Wilbur decided it was the right time to oil the spinning blades of the blower. Mmm...maybe not."


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