"Cross Bown'd", Way to Die #144, is the third death to be featured in, "Think Globally, Die Locally", which aired on March 19, 2012.
Plot[]
Mr. Logan Granfield had recently won $78,000,000 in a Mega Lottery and started by buying an extremely large mansion, a butler, and a $1,000 dollar a day hooker. He developed a delusional paranoia after winning it.
He was afraid the whole world wanted to steal his money. He then found his expensive artwork to be a thief as well. He shot an arrow at it with his expensive scope crossbow. As he attempted to pull it out, he received a fatal electric shock throughout his body, and he died. How? When he shot his titanium arrow at the painting. It had made contact with the 220-volt power-line inside the wall. As he received the electrocution, it made its way to his heart and sent him into cardiac arrest.
Transcript[]
Theodore: I fear the master has expired.
Hooker: Am I still going to get paid?
Cast and Interviewees[]
- Robert L. Greene - Logan Granfield (lead: intended victim)
- Peter Michael McGowan - Theodore the Butler (lead)
- Jessica Tovar - Hooker (lead)
- David Svoboda - Himself (EMT)
Trivia[]
- There was no Doggerel quote. Instead, the segment ends with Theodore and the hooker inspecting Logan's corpse with the hooker asking Theodore if she's still going to get paid.
- This death is also known as "Mega-Lo-Millionaire" on the Spike TV website.
- The painting that Logan shot an arrow at is the painting of the horror author Stephen King.
- Robert L. Greene also portrayed Floyd in Poker Face.
Segment Nicknames[]
- Mega-Lo-Millionaire (Spike TV)
Foreign names[]
- La Electro-Flecha (The Electro-Arrow) - Latin American dub
- El tiro por la culata (Backfire) - Spanish dub
- Den Bogen überspannt (Spanned the Bow) - German dub
- Elektrika ma Kulata an Tundot (Electric by Firing in Through) - Lazoran dub
